antlerman

how about posting the idea....for the ones who actually live in Ottawa......????

reminds me of a scene from the Gerry Springer show...... A guy stands up and declres himself a lesbian.......because he is in love whith women.......duh

brings a whole new meaning to "making beautiful music together" now can she play the skin flute while also playing the piano?

Even though I have not met you Erin...I feel so used....but I love it...hehehehe

Emma....you are not 43!!! You are 30/13....pronounced.....thirty-thirteen:lol:

Joke answer Serious answer 1) What will happen when I call the agency? Some one will answer the phone.......... Seriously...they will answer the phone...just tell them you are looking for (name of lady) and ask if she is available at (time)?.....yes..or no...work out a time that works for you 2) How much should I expect on average for about an hour? About 60 minutes....... The rate will be posted or indicated over th phone........it all depends on the lady...service....and options... 3) What kind of services do most provide? Most provide companionship....the finer details are left between consenting adults Most provide companionship....the finer details are left between consenting adults 4) If I do an incall, would that be where the agency is or where the girl lives, or where? back of a car most likely........maybe a back alley if you are lucky. Depends...if you call and indie...could be a hotel or her working address....if you call an agency...it could be a hotel...or thier working location 5) What will happen once I get there? What I mean is do we start talking first, does she take her clothes off right away, etc. Hopefully you will not have time to talk...wink...wink.....I prefer taking thier clothes off..... Sit down...have a chat...maybe a glass of something to drink.....it is a little odd at first...but it goes away and the time is wonderful....then depending on the conversation....if you indicate you are shy or this is your first time....the lady might take the lead...and strip you....go with the flow 6) If I pay for an hour, do I get her for the full hour? What if I finish early? As soon as you are done she will kick your naked ass out the door.......NEXT!!! If you loose it in a few minutes...most ladies will try to help you go again before your time is up.....if you want to leave....then leave...but sitting and talking is great....it can relax you and a post-coital cuddle is great 7) Do I bring my own condoms? If you like........but leave them in the wrapper for her to open....... The ladies are well prepared.....but if you have a favrite type of protection..then bring it along 8. What are the chances that it's a set-up or something in that nature? Well...you called....you set the appointment........you go to a private location....not a public space.......and if some one answers the door in a blue uniform..... If you stick with a well known lady or agency......chances are nill......if you do a Risky Business thing with the paper...you never know 9) Would it be a problem if I'm only 21? Or would the she feel uncomfortable? Are you talking...length...circumference.......metric or imperial? Ask..the lady or agency about age restrictions.......some do...some do not but most of all read the forum...there is alot of information about the ladies and what to expect.

Joke answer Serious answer 1) What will happen when I call the agency? Some one will answer the phone.......... Seriously...they will answer the phone...just tell them you are looking for (name of lady) and ask if she is available at (time)?.....yes..or no...work out a time that works for you 2) How much should I expect on average for about an hour? About 60 minutes....... The rate will be posted or indicated over th phone........it all depends on the lady...service....and options... 3) What kind of services do most provide? Most provide companionship....the finer details are left between consenting adults Most provide companionship....the finer details are left between consenting adults 4) If I do an incall, would that be where the agency is or where the girl lives, or where? back of a car most likely........maybe a back alley if you are lucky. Depends...if you call and indie...could be a hotel or her working address....if you call an agency...it could be a hotel...or thier working location 5) What will happen once I get there? What I mean is do we start talking first, does she take her clothes off right away, etc. Hopefully you will not have time to talk...wink...wink.....I prefer taking thier clothes off..... Sit down...have a chat...maybe a glass of something to drink.....it is a little odd at first...but it goes away and the time is wonderful....then depending on the conversation....if you indicate you are shy or this is your first time....the lady might take the lead...and strip you....go with the flow 6) If I pay for an hour, do I get her for the full hour? What if I finish early? As soon as you are done she will kick your naked ass out the door.......NEXT!!! If you loose it in a few minutes...most ladies will try to help you go again before your time is up.....if you want to leave....then leave...but sitting and talking is great....it can relax you and a post-coital cuddle is great 7) Do I bring my own condoms? If you like........but leave them in the wrapper for her to open....... The ladies are well prepared.....but if you have a favrite type of protection..then bring it along 8. What are the chances that it's a set-up or something in that nature? Well...you called....you set the appointment........you go to a private location....not a public space.......and if some one answers the door in a blue uniform..... If you stick with a well known lady or agency......chances are nill......if you do a Risky Business thing with the paper...you never know 9) Would it be a problem if I'm only 21? Or would the she feel uncomfortable? Are you talking...length...circumference.......metric or imperial? Ask..the lady or agency about age restrictions.......some do...some do not but most of all read the forum...there is alot of information about the ladies and what to expect.

when theyu said it is the oldest profession in the world......boy were they right.......nice post Lurker....hahahahhaha:grin:

Dummpy...shame on you...this has been a respectful thread of sunshine girls we get to see...not the European babes they get..... boner....she is H.O.T.

Like ....yah.....right.....and pigs have wings

ya...if you walk out of Pigales...and face the main street...Taboo is at 10:30 in direction and about.....2 minutes walk.....8 minutes stagger.....30 seconds horny run.........

Most ladies are....but Cat goes in a special catagory all by her sweet southern little self.....:-D

rogers naver gave me problems........then I switched to Ma-Bell due to a better deal......that was a mistake.....service got worse each week.....so went back to rogers....great ever since

glad to have it back....I actually had CERB withdrawl....was not fun.....:sad:

I won a motor home.......!!!:shock: I rolled up the rim and it said I won a motor home....yup "Winabagel".....yipeee...............where do I go to pick it up?

always a classy lady...... Cat thanks.......glad to hear you are well.....

you gotta see the video on this one....there is a shot of her ass....to die for.....halfway through the vid.......thong shot!:shock:

any body got instructions on how to fix the time on my.... VCR DVD player Microwave Stove clock bedside clocks in car clocks is the PC automatic? Dam that button on my watch is going to be hard to figure out again also

Where has our favorite little kitty cat gone........I do miss her input....insight.... Please tell us you are OK.......we worry about you.....

all above are great reasons......but what about asking about that persons personal beliefs....does the man have beliefs or morals that would cause him great grief if he found out later........if he found out later....would it crush him...or would it be better to have her tell him now before things get really to serious. the past is the past......but what is going on now is what has to be dealt with.

call me...I bet I can sound cute.....:lol:

been there done that still have it after 15 years.......not to worry.......there are many great ladies out there.......they make us feel like kings.......

turn off the lights.........heheheheeh....sorry...could not resist that

nice wording there sweetie.....