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OUCH....Dummpy...that hurt buddy.......:wink:

75% of the people that read this thread will speed read it and miss most of the stats. 100% of the people who read my post will agree that I am 80% correct...while the other 20% will be split into numerous sub catagories.

taxman........your post is interesting.......but there are soooo many ways I could make fun of it....just soo many.... but today is your lucky day.....I am not in the frame of mind to make fun of it.... other than that...I will think about the questions you have put forward

Let me guess...........you used "virgin" olive oil.......???????:shock:

CL refers to a free web based want ads site......most of the erotic posts there are fake....... be very careful with it....and do not post links on CERB to CL

Ulix....I know what you mean......nothing like a slippery glossy woman to try and hold on to and slide around with.... I like the water based products.....plastic sheet on bed.....and you keep extra lotion in a bucket of warm water beside the bed...so it is not to shocking cold.... Also the bucket of warm water allows you to keep a spray bottle of extra water around to re-activate the slippery water products.... better flavour in the water products and quick to clean up.....

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

the Trojan is back!!!!!! now we are talking Mr. Fun!!!

looking forward to reading and enjoying your continuing series of numbered adventures........what was the last escapade number at?

There are many great sayings in life.......some by famous people....some by the average person........ How about posting some of your favorite sayings here..... sayings youi often use or ones that mean alot to you..... "It's a dog eat dog world......and I am stuck wearing Milkbone underwear!"

Porto is right.....she is one of the best PSE MILF ladies out there....... Eat you wheaties and strap a 2x4 to you ass and hold on!!!!

Loneskater...good choice of word....SLOW Main Entry: 1slow Pronunciation: \ˈslō\ Function: adjective Etymology: Middle English, from Old English slāw; akin to Old High German slēo dull Date: before 12th century 1 a: mentally dull : stupid <a slow student> b: naturally inert or sluggish 2 a: lacking in readiness, promptness, or willingness b: not hasty or precipitate <was slow to anger> 3 a: moving, flowing, or proceeding without speed or at less than usual speed <traffic was slow> b: exhibiting or marked by low speed <he moved with slow deliberation> c: not acute <a slow disease> d: low , gentle <slow fire> 4: requiring a long time : gradual <a slow recovery>5: having qualities that hinder rapid progress or action <a slow track> 6 a: registering behind or below what is correct <the clock is slow> b: less than the time indicated by another method of reckoning c: that is behind the time at a specified time or place 7 a: lacking in life, animation, or gaiety : boring <the first chapter is a bit slow> b: marked by reduced activity <business was slow> <a slow news week>

look up Linda's hair salon at 939 Wellington.....do a search for the names of Jessie and Linda here....you will find it....

Aylhin....welcome to the site.....you will find this site like no other out there....... as for the 22nd......alrighty then!.....looks like I will have to take her up on that option.........:-D

this review / erotic story is a mixture of Penthouse meting vogue magazine with the perfume ads. SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

unsolicited advertising!!!!.......... SPAM......... SPAM BOT!!!!!!!!! hahahahaha........

your best bet is to read reviews......read alot...... that will give you a basic idea of who might work best with you.... Now if you are down to the wire and looking for a little confirmation from a lady...be very polite and ask them by PM or some very polite way......without discussiong any act itself.....you might find wht you are looking for. many of the ladies have outfits that they are willing to wear or participate in.....

right where Wellington meets Sommerset .......Lindas

well done...thanks.......

boooooooo!!

Ariyana's link http://www.escorts-canada.com/cgi-bin/ad?id=8207 Paige can be found here on this site

http://www.escorts-canada.com/cgi-bin/ad?id=5146 better link if this is the lady you are talking about?

sounds like being married......:roll:

is this the same Ariyana that is lited on Escorts canada....?? http://www.escorts-canada.com/cgi-bin/ad?id=8207