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capitalman

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  1. I wonder if this will be edited into my last post? I think the last year and a half has seen a few more ladies on the Quebec side join us here at CERB, right?
  2. Who can think about the Sens when Peachy's in da house!?
  3. 22: The law of Paint: If you wear good clothes to paint anything, even just a DOT of touch-up, you will spill the paint on your clothes. If you wear your old clothes you will likely not spill anything!
  4. So "fucking like Hyenas" means what? Gay sex? I'm completely confused now....
  5. I saw items like this in the Sex Museum in Amsterdam (among other stuff....LOTS of other stuff). Did they carbon date these or what? How can you tell if a wood dildo is 200 years old? DNA test the stains on it? :)
  6. Yeah, I've been known to go back and edit my posts because after reading it (or after some feedback) I realize I was being a dickhead or something and my post is better off edited. Now without this feature I'll have to face the reality of whatever I say.....ohhh scarrrry!
  7. Ohhh....ewww....yuck! Sounds terrible. I'll go for the pizza maybe but will consider this fair warning for the other stuff!
  8. Hahaha...touchez! But for the record, it's not my thing AT ALL.
  9. What do you think ED? Come on man...say it! You can say it! Blurt it out! Shitting on your face? You mean you don't like that? Gee....:butt:
  10. Yeah, I love that black rectangle look. It's just killer!
  11. 20. Law of Hobbying - The more service providers you see, the more you will want to see. The size of your "to do" list will grow in reverse proportion to the size of your bank account. Attempts to quit hobbying will result in even more and better ladies on your to do list, eventually resulting in binge hobbying and yet even more shrinking bank accounts.
  12. She might want to consider that any of the clients she's outing might seek revenge!
  13. The thing is, being unconscious then coming to while having sex is a really big rush for some people....so if the girl agreed to this before what's wrong with that?
  14. I was always a fan of KS Pizza on Bank at Albion. They've now moved to a new fancy restaurant in the South Keys plaza. Has anyone been there? What are they offering? Is their pizza still the same or different now?
  15. I agree hunknhot. I believe the intent of CERB is to positively review ladies if you desire, but always keeping the ladies wishes as the number one priority. If they don't want you to mention certain things that went on, don't. It's called respect. This is especially true if you feel you got better service than perhaps the lady usually gives because she likes you or you had good chemistry. That being said I've actually removed recommendations that I've given when asked by the lady, even though I didn't agree with the removal I did so out of respect to the lady and her wishes.
  16. If the earthquake I felt the other night was actually my neighbours doing it.....then hats off to them because they're in their 70's!
  17. hehehe...thanks Pete...yes, I'm proud of my award! If you recall, I was also banned from Chat soon after that for abusing my chatmod powers....I couldn't resist! Now, where were we?
  18. As I've said elsewhere, I'm not even interested in any women outside of CERB...the community feel is growing on me.
  19. Here I am ready to click BUY and the deals you guys posted are no longer available! :roll:
  20. okay okay.....you're right...I'm removing my post....
  21. Anyone feel the earthquake early this morning? I sure did. It woke me up! I think it was around 6am...bed shaking, dresser and TV shaking... Anyone else?
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