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I'm a low poster to the group, but I don't want to get kicked out! I've just been really busy. Too bad I was snoozing on this last event, I heard it was fun and I would have partaken!

You always seem to like my Avatars! It's a Van Gogh painting, Skull with Cigarette. I wish I owned it! Paper Mache...hahaha...I understand completely!

Funny! I remember back when public restrooms all had little chrome dispensers with little square sheets! You had to take a few, layer them then krinkle them up a few times or you'd be sanding your ass instead of wiping it! Perhaps Erin you'd like to go back to the Victorian days of using a wet facecloth? Or maybe you need a bidet, they're pretty cool! I've seen a few in some homes lately, I think they're making a comeback.....

Nice...very nice... I am aquainted with both of these lovely ladies, but not together. Must try that, but will they be critiquing me? I'm kinda shy...

Well there ya go! I mean, what more could a guy ask for? I know it's tough when you don't get a concrete answer from her, you're just left to guess and theorize why she left. Men (and clients) do have feelings too, but it's a selfish life...the one in the mirror is the one to please at the end of the day.

That is so hillarious! hahaha, that's absolutely golden! I mean, her sister the big shot telling her what to do but she's got it all figured out on her own! My brother and I were like that...he's older, always telling me what to do but I always got there first and didn't tell him...I just let him think he was the big shot doing everything first.

Run! I don't recall any escort requiring my credit card, that's just BS.

Sensual with the right provider. It was the mid nineties. I was working in Montreal a lot with a group of co-workers/friends. We were there for a 10 day stretch (hotel courtesy of employer) and we ended up at some strip clubs every night. So after a few nights we got to know the regular girls and I just always remember this as a highlight cause we were having a great ole time swapping stories about each girl and when someone would try a new girl he'd come back to the table all excited so then the next guy would have to try her, ya know? If he was gone too long with her we'd all get mad and call him greedy or whatever. It was good times. I think the fact it was a 10 day stretch of everyday with a good group of friends is what made it my best SC memory of all time.

I actually enjoyed reading your story, I wasn't expecting the dramatic ending! I've noticed through life that when people get close and things are going great, some people get scared and freaked out and find reasons to self-destruct or ruin the good situation. There's proper psychobabble BS terminology for it, I can't think of if right now. It's a pattern that a lot of people develop this way of shitting all over the good things. The word FEAR comes to mind. Fuck Everything And Run If the parties involved ever hope to really keep a long term relationship going they have to eventually break through that wall and see what's on the other side. Face the fears and boldly go forward...but that can lead to things like marriage, commitment, trust, responsibility.....very scary things indeed!

The girls in the original Heavy Metal movie. Of course Taarna is the best, setting the bar for all animated nude girls after her.

Lots of sleep.

Yup, I was just in the Merivale store. The one on display, complete as you see it (harness, spring thing, full metal frame) is over $500....I think the girl said $530. It's really big too, a full commitment! They have one that hangs on a closed door, but the door would get in the way I think.

haha, funny! I think that picture is actually a double cheeseburger with a McChicken inside it, all squished together.

Prior to an incall date, some emails or PM's with the respective lady helps fuel this guys libido. Flirting, laughter and sexual innuendo help build up the date. I realize the lady probably has a lot of emails so I try to be brief, letting her take the lead on how many emails she wants to send back and forth. This type of communication prior to a date really helps build some trust, some desire and anticipation. It's a good way to bring up any requests or special needs or whatever too.

Fallen Angel...

This thread needs more tattooed girls.

That's a good one!

Ya, that would about right Igotaboner! So why is this guy clapping his hands in the air? Is he killing a mosquitoe or something?

It's a good message but I found the delivery just too long and boring and I couldn't sit through it all.

I've been a regular of Feleenas since it opened, but I'm just not sure what the hell is going on there lately? Les (owner) told me he was selling the place, but the current management denies this. Agave is his other restaurant, haven't been there yet. I'd say the food at Feleenas is pretty much the same over the years (same staff in the kitchen) but the service sucks now under these new managers. All I can suspect is that Les sold the place with an understanding that it be hush hush, as the clientele was part of the appeal of the deal....so nobody is talking. If anyone knows the truth, please let me know.

How much are these things anyhow?

I figure if the girl I'm seeing is faking it, then I'm seeing the wrong girl. I will try another. If this pattern repeats then I figure I'm not doing something right. So I learn and change. It's a growth opportunity. We learn, experiment, experience, repeat, try again....it's all good.

haha..these are hillarious! Is there really a user named Mayor McCheese?

She emailed it to me after I stuffed her like a Christmas turkey last week!