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Look at my profile, there's a rocker dude dead banging. That's pretty much what I'll be wearing, minus the leather and wristbands. Jeans and t-shirt baby.

I think LeeRichards would be a pretty good fat. I mean fit.

I have some nice receivers and speakers too, for free, ...but looks like you're hooked up. If not let me know. I'm a bit of an audiophile, but most of us old guys are!

Guys, I'm not coming back. I'm enjoying the MA life with my new BFF'S.

Wow. I'm afraid I'm more into the Charles Bronson approach myself, but good for you. Nobody should have to put up with shit like that. You're a brave soul and a power of example to everyone.

Shit, I miss you guys already! Cat - shhh.....stop all that guessing stuff!

Anyone remember this song? "Floating down the gutter on a piece of bread and butter, diarrhea PLOP PLOP!, diarrhea PLOP PLOP! Some people think it's funny but it's really dark and runny, diarrhea PLOP PLOP! diarrhea PLOP PLOP!"

Ottawaadventurer, good luck my friend. Live easy but think first.

Guys, I'm sorry but due to my recent weight loss and body changes, I am no longer a BBM. It's been a good run, I've enjoyed it all. I've met so many beautiful people and learned so much about being a BBM escort, but I am retiring. I have had a recent death in the family too and I'm just not into it any longer. You will find me working as an MA in a local spa. Look for me!

I see the world a little differently Angel Starr....... I've personally known many people that have not made it and are six feet under now. The odds are against you....you have to want it and fight for it. They say if you give 'er, then: - You're going to know a new freedom and a new happiness. - That feeling of uselessness and self-pity will disappear. - You will comprehend the word serenity and you will know peace. - Your whole attitude and outlook upon life will change. - Fear of people and of economic insecurity will leave you. - and a whole lot more..... You can do this, yes you can. Believe.

Interesting Icebreaker. I will be as short as I can here......true story. One day I went to eat lunch in a food court and it was so busy there was no place to sit, except opposite a middle aged woman. I asked if I may sit down opposite her to eat quickly as the place was very busy. She obliged. As I ate I noticed her crying a little bit. I asked her if she was okay. She began to tell me of how she gave her baby up for adoption 23 years earlier and the daughter had looked her up and she had just had a meeting with her that day. The daughter was mad at her and couldn't understand why her mother had given her up. Apparently the daughter had a rough life and blamed the biological mother. This woman felt so much guilt and remorse all these years and now it was compounded by a daughter that was mad at her. I was floored...I didn't know what to say. I just listened and told her it was okay. When she was done I looked into her eyes and just said it was okay, that what she did was the right choice then and it was okay now. She apologized for dumping all this on me and I reassured her it was okay, and that sometimes a stranger is the best person to talk to. I had to get back to work so I got up and gave the woman a hug and wished her good luck and left.

Remind me to go get snipped! So she has lots of money and she's still going after him for money? It's a control thing then....she wants to exert her dominance over him and say "Hey, I'm here with your baby and you need to be here too!" Either that or she's just a nut job. He should sue her for defamation of character or something....say she stole his sperm without knowing!

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Depends how many BBM are actually going to the social? Additional Comments: This is a non-nametag event but I'm thinking we need some little Fat Bastards lapel pins to let people know we're members and available. :)

That WAS funny!!

Throughout the dawn of time, men have been attracted to younger women. Our caveman instincts seek out a younger subject with which to mate, to reproduce and plant our seed. Vise-versa the younger woman seeks an older mature male, one that will care for her young and be stable and secure and able to hunt and provide. It's in our DNA. Don't fight it, just go with it. So are older women worthless and to be put out to trash by the men? NO WAY. I think you just have to work a little harder to keep the men's interest, that's all. It's just reality imho. Ymmv. Why are girls getting their periods at nine years old? In some countries if you're not married and making babies by the time you're 14 you're considered yesterdays news. I'm ready.....shoot at me. I can take it. Go....

Just like the ladies keep track of men they won't see, us guys do the same thing. I have mental notes and notes on my phone. Cancel on me once, no problem. Cancel on me twice I might try again. No show on me and I'll never call you again.

It's better to tell advertisers "We have 30,000 members" then purge old accounts and only be able to say "We have 10,000 members" I agree that deleted users should just be deleted, instead of having names like J***A** or M****P***** that just sucks. I think it's because once you remove the member, any posts they made go with them....then some topics will suddenly seem to not make any sense. I've personally inquired about defunct photos in the photo area that lead to nowhere when clicked but haven't really had any answer.... AND what SteveCurious said....he's right.

ROFL haha...oh man that was funny to read!

I don't know, something about girls making out....

I figured there was a plugin but I guess not. Whatever, it's okay.

ya but if we keep the mods busy with things like purging old photos and daily maintenance, they don't have time to realize when someone is double posting in the shout box or posting links they're not supposed to be! It's like setting a bomb at a small bank so all the cops go there, then you go rob the big bank when they're too busy! :)

Oh ya, HFXandy is our youngest addition to the Fat Bastards family. We've been looking for a nice young dude to fill our little niche market of 75+ year old ladies that always call looking for a young stud. So now finally we have our man!! Ladies (or should I say Grannies?) we can now welcome you!