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Nice! Thanks a lot! Mmm Mmm Mmm...I'm so looking forward to my next hotel visit.....NOT!

Also, I can think of at least one SP I was with that was so good at the GFE that she even stalked me here on CERB and if I was looking at another SP, she'd get after me, like a jealous GF! Sometimes I wasn't sure if she was serious or joking.....it was a true GFE!

GFE is more like an advertising gimmick. Its gets to be if you don't say it in your ad, nobody will call you.

Ya, this is a horrible thread! :) It's bad when you lay down on the bed and hit the wet spot...but you just got there!

I always have a shower before a date, and if I can't then I take one there. If I have anything like a sore throat or cold I won't hobby, no way. How can I enjoy myself knowing I might be infecting a beautiful lady I love and chose to be with? I mean, wtf? Who would do that? Selfish! As for DATY and finding a bad smell...oh man, I've had my share of that and it's a real downer. I don't think I have the assertiveness to say something, but maybe I should. Excuse me, but did you fart or something?

I've seen a lot of Lifestyles and Trojans too....not sure why. I hate the Trojans! Too big and too thick! Personally I like Durex as well, sensi-thin are good. I always bring my own, but like someone said the girls prefer to supply one so I don't argue, I just slap on the Trojan or whatever. I mean, it's a fucking piece of plastic.......it's fucking horrible but it's gotta be there, so whatever.

I always feel the safest place for my wallet and watch is on me. Not in my car, that's the worst place! I usually bring cash in my pocket, give it to the lady before or after our date..depending on the mood. Before I leave, I check my wallet, check that I have my watch and other things like sunglasses etc. If I notice something askew, well I'm standing right there and so is the girl. But like others have said, I don't frequent places where I'm likely to be ripped off, but as we all know in this world, the people that look the most innocent are usually the most guilty.

Cool....long live cassettes! This thread is totally taking the mystique, romance and sexiness out of the service you provide ladies! It's a downer! It's killing my erection! It's like asking James Bond how often he has to wipe his ass? Of course we know you don't eat sleep and breath sex, but we like to THINK you do! It's part of the illusion. Unwind? Long day at work? Total downers.... Answer this thread and your stock goes down.

Dummpy, correct me if I'm wrong but your thread was about asses that speak Greek. This one seems to be a call to ladies to show us their beautiful behinds...something like that. Miss Maria wins so far! :) That's a fine looking ass! I know I have my favourites...I wish I could post them from my mind....

Isn't that why hotels always have stucco ceilings? Kinda lumpy and multi coloured hues.....hides a lot. Same with multi coloured carpets you see in restaurants, hotels, movie theatre lobbies.....I"m just saying!

I see a tattooed girl with a star wars helmet and a pink floatie? wtf?

Maybe a yellow sticky with an arrow?

Don't forget, a lot of the girls don't like to see guys in their 20's, so be sure to tell the girl your approaching your age, just to be upfront. We were all virgins once upon a time. It doesn't matter if you're paying for it or not, that first time is a nerve-racking humdinger! I mean, there's no real book on how to get through it. You just have to get through it! If you get through it and it's great, consider yourself lucky. I'm willing to bet most peoples first time was a disaster, I know mine was. I had this girlfriend and finally we were at her house and her parents were away for the weekend. I was so nervous, I had to drink a bit to relax...a few beer and I think we smoked a joint. Jump to the chase here, I think I put it in, reached climax in about 1 minute and couldn't wait to leave so I could tell all my friends! Needless to say, now many years later I've learned a lot and improved a little! You will too my man!

It pays to tip the maid. They don't get tipped very often.

You're 20 posts ahead of me now, you deserve 20 good spanks like a naughty little girl!

Maybe I need to be the one, after all she did bump me from my spot!

haha, I love it people!

haha. Maybe! Maybe.....

You all know the story. Well let me tell you this, you never know if you're going to like something until you try it. I'd like to thank the wonderful CERB community, and especially you lovely ladies that are so generous and kind, for helping me to explore some new things and try some green eggs and ham once in a while. I'm a better person because of it. If you're one of those lurkers, just reading and THINKING about diving in, just do it! Try something you've never tried before! Find a girl, make the call, have some fun...life is short my friends!

Hmm..interesting! Okay Erin, you win. I can't post more than you. I don't have it in me. You win, congrats on breaking the top 20!

Vibe? You're raunchy! Erin, here I was working my ass off all day and I come home to find you've passed me by like a dozen or more posts! Not fair!

I was just kidding btw Erin, but I think you know that. It's taken me like 2 years to get to 500......I only wish I was getting laid as much!

I like the baklava at Brioche on Bank street in the Glebe (west side across from the Glebe Meat market). Their strawberry white forest cakes are amazing too and any time I grab one for a party or whatever, everyone loves it. For pizza, well I like Colonnade but the best is K&S up on Bank street at Albion. Ma and Pa place, 1960's decor..hole in the wall but good pizza!

Anita, did you say something? Sorry...I was ..ahh...err...looking at...oh nothing. Anita, those are really nice boobs.

WHAT!? You f#$%&*ing b%&*h! How dare you!! :evil: I'll get you for that!