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I do housework. Dishes, laundry, vacuum, clean the bathroom. In no way whatsoever does it turn me on...let me repeat that, IN NO FUCKING WAY DOES THIS TURN ME ON. WTF? I don't get it. I guess I'm old fashioned. Let's trade for something else! :oops:

Ya, Tripadvisor is the cat's ass. An older teacher I once had gave me advice on how to critique someone successfully...it's a method I use all the time and it works******* Tell the person two really good things, two compliments. Then drop the negative comment, followed by a suggestion on how they can improve that negative and how it could become a positive. For example "Your hotel is great, I love the new look and the service was excellent, but the mattress is too hard. If you put in better mattresses, you'll probably find more people staying at your hotel and I'll recommend to all my friends." Using this method always gets a good listener and never promotes anger or rebellion.

Good topic! Money is really just a way of bartering. I'll give you $$$ for that and you give me $$$ for this. But when trading services, whether it be to an SP or anything else in this world, it's really hard to get apples for apples. It's usually apples for oranges or bananas, ya know what I mean? The problem is one person thinks service A is worth $$$ and the other person thinks it's worth $$$$$. Being a contractor I am often asked to help friends or people I know. Good friends I do it for free, but they always want to pay me back somehow....so I have to find things for them to do, like tweek my computer or bring me a pie...it's never apples for apples but that's okay, I don't expect it to be. Usually I'm doing hundreds of dollars worth or work for tens of dollars worth of trade, but they're my friends! I'm open to trading my services to SPs for their service, but obviously we have to find some level or agreement on what's going to transpire, and again I wouldn't expect it to be a fair trade.

Sure....

Welcome aboard Paranoid666! Good recommendation, thanks!

How is this thread "A tale of two SPs"??? It seems more like a A tale of one Client, looking for BBBJ and too lazy to do some homework! Come on man, if you're going to base your decision to see an SP on one little PM, I wouldn't expect too much in the way of service! Might as well just whack off!

For me, a nice long slow encounter to "Planet Caravan" would be ideal, unfortunately the song is only about 4 minutes long so we'd have to make it repeat a few times.

The problem with the Somerset Community Health Centre on Eccles is that you have to live in that immediate area, of they won't take you. They'll only do an anonymous HIV test, anything else, forget it.

You fucking lucky dog Seymour!

I think you mean, it's more interesting than each part individually? So we should organize a heavy metal night...order up some rocker girls, pizza, beer, find an old 80's band to play.... :)

No phones calls please, unless I specifically invite you to do that. BUT emails I definitely enjoy, even if they are a direct solicitation or advertisement for business. My mother taught me how to say "No thank you" so what's the problem? AHHH......you don't want your email address being used like that! GET A HOTMAIL/YAHOO/GMAIL account you guys! :)

I love it when a woman calls herself dirty names.

Ah yes, they came to Ottawa not too long ago! Darn, I should have gone!

How do I say this without being too graphic? I love it when I'm slowly penetrating for the first time and looking into the girls eyes and I can see the exclamation on her face change symetrically with the speed/depth of the penetration. I also love putting my arm under a girl and lifting a girl up and positioning her where I need her on the bed!

Nice one Pete! I was going to say Black Sabbath but I didn't want to date you or I too much. :-) Whatever happened to Dio anyway? He was pretty good too.

Maya Curves or Maya at Cupids? Big difference. I notice you said in another thread you like a volumptuous woman. I'm not so sure Sabrina fits that bill, but I don't know from personal experience, just from what I've seen. As everyone will tell you, read the Recommendation section!

He's an Ozzy fan.....

Crisp? Guess I was wasn't watching enough TV in the '70's! I recall a thread on bag shaving a while back and someone posted this funny movie of a black guy shaving his nuts and they're all blown up like a balloon...anyone know where that one is?

It sucks being rejected! I've been cancelled on with "Sorry, I've got my period" but then you come here and find reviews of that lady on that same day. That sucks, being lied to. It's hard not to take it personally....it makes you wonder if there's a bad thread in the hidden SP about you? Did I do something to someone and now I'm blacklisted? Why is this girl lying? Why not just say "Sorry, too busy"? I guess it's all just part of this game.

Erin, I hope she's not reading this site, is she?

Perhaps we need a new thread on this subject, but here goes anyways... First, always use a good razor like a Gillette Sensor or whatever. Not an old fashioned one with straight blades! A SAFETY razor as they call them. Not a disposable Bic either, those are crap! You have to pull the skin tight a little and gently shave. Let the razor do the work. You might have to go over the area a few times, gently letting the razor do the work...don't push too hard. This is my experience. The first time is the hardest, then it gets easier. It's also easier if you have a semi-erection, it helps keep the skin taught. My problem is I have a hairy chest and legs and it's hard to know where to stop...so I just stop along an imaginary line, leaving the pubic hair intact. I also use some electric clippers to clip my pubic hair to a number 2 length, and sometimes my chest hair too.

Happy Mother's Day to all you Mom's and mom's to be, it's the toughest job in the world! If I was in a position to do so, I'd wisk you all away to a secret island for a weekend getaway, away from all the kids and problems of the world, just so you can relax and have fun and forget about it all. I'll work towards this....

Ya, I agree with the balls. It was never really that important but now I keep them shaved clean and I find that gets them a helluva lot more attention...good attention! It doesn't exactly get me off, but it feels great and adds to the mental getting off, if you know what I mean! Ladies, I really appreciate it!

Hey Chick, were you ever in Brockville? Oh ya, chickens can't talk...forgot. Why don't you ask the local chicken farmers? Do they tag chickens nowadays in case they run away? I just had to answer this rude and lazy question, someone had to! :roll:

I know a guy that repairs TV's and he says to always buy the extended warranty on these new TV's, especially the Plasma screens because if the screen dies or you get lines in it, it's pretty much junk...the cost to replace the screen is about as high as a new TV.