capitalman

Boner, we should just hook each other up....randomly guess what the other would like and set it up for each other. :)

If the girl turns out to be a guy, or is a BBW when they advertised petite or whatever, then I think you can decline. Always leave a small token amount, like $20-40. As for bad chemistry, that's different. It's sex, the chemistry is bonus. A freebie. I've seen girls and didn't feel any chemistry. Strained conversation, uncomfortable and awkward...but I went ahead anyway....and then after all the romping and rolling and humping we suddenly had great chemistry and I was so glad I had stayed! It's funny how a little forced breaking down of the walls and opening yourself up to some intimacy can bring you together and create chemistry.

Ok seriously now, I'm only human and get nervous too...especially if the girl is more attractive then I expected or so hot I'm afraid to touch her! I usually start with some small talk then if I'm really nervous and not comfortable hugging or kissing the girl, I just sit beside her and say something like "Wanna make out now?" This usually brings a laugh but always brings the girl towards me and I'm sure you know the rest.

I've been known to pay big money to feel dirty.

Why don't we build the "Dummpy Ranch" right around the border, somewhere along the highway?

Road Trip!!

I couldn't tell you why I'm revisiting this thread after all this time, but here I am. I've read it all from top to bottom again, and I still stand by my earlier comments, but I have the following to add: I know of some hobbyists that have been tipping SPs with such frequency that the SPs decided to raise their prices to what they've been receiving, basically saying "Well I always get this much, so that's what I'm going to charge now" I don't think that's right. I'm reluctant to provide a tip right from the start because I feel it should only be left if the service warrants it, so the tip must be given at the end...or else it's really just part of the initial "donation". However, I can recall at least a few times when I was so dizzy and exhausted after a great session with a girl that I just completely forgot to tip her! I had overstayed my welcome and had to sort of rush out the door. After I left I thought "Shit, I should have tipped her!" but by then it was too late. Should I give her a larger donation next time? But then I'm just upping my initial donation like I said. It's all so confusing......:)

Road Trip!!

Obviously you need a few more lessons soon.

Here's all the English you need to know Dreamgirl -> zip, lick, suck, bend. hehe...

I love crossing the bridges! Bring it on baby! I think there's a certain level of language barrier, either that or there's just so many people on the Quebec side that the SPs are kept busy without needing to come over here.

I'll wear an elf hat, I don't mind. Is it okay if I have red body parts instead of green though?

I'm more inclined to fantasize about Mrs. Clause myself.....

Can we all come to the party? We should organize a bachelor party just for the hell of it, even if nobody is getting married..it sounds like fun!

Ottawa always seems to be unaffected by these recessions and price fluctuations. House values always seem to stay about the same, salaries stay about the same...it's government town. I won't expect SP rates to lower, but of course I'll welcome it if they do. Maybe we should just get a regular bus going back and forth between Ottawa/Montreal...like the one they used to have from the Market to Hull at night.

Put that cock away!! The only thing constant is change. For example, I was convinced your "Dear John" letter to all of us was permanent, I had no thought you would be back...I figured you were done, like dinner...and now here you are again!

Once again, CK for Prime Minister!

I recommend a private party. You invite some of us guys and we'll bring the most sought after, highly recommended girls. You have to do nothing but pay the bill, we'll arrange it all. Unless of course you're talking about 100,000 pesos?

Yabut Brandi, did you find your 3some friend while you were there?

Hey Pete, you're a lucky guy! I pray for those kinda dreams man! I definitely think it's important to tell a girl about your dreams or whatever. I think it's a compliment to her. Now I must confess, since meeting you PP, I've been dreaming of you. :)

Apparently the chat is linked to Escorts-Canada or somewhere and Guests come in from there. They don't know where they're going, just some chat room. We have some chat moderators (of which I am one) and if I had been there, I would have booted the guy right away....unfortunately it sounds like a chat mod was not in the chatroom at the time. Maybe we just need a few more chat mods?

Careful what you wish for, it might come true (ie: how do you get all those people to participate)

Like some of you, I'm an ex-smoker too. It doesn't always bother me if a girl smells of smoke, sometimes I like it. However there have been times where it's turned me right off.....just killed my erection like that, especially if their place/hotel smells of it. It's hard to believe I used to smoke and used to convince myself it didn't smell!

I love idioms, I think I live my life by them. "Winners never quit, and quitters never win." "Fear - False Evidence Appearing Real" "Don't judge another until you've walked a mile in their shoes."

I know you have to be careful reading into written communications, it's easy to take things the wrong way...but this guy is obviously a dickhead. :) This thread is a good reminder to us all to respect the ladies...always respect the ladies, they have the power gentlemen!