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Over a week ago PrettyPaige posted that she was retiring so I booked some time before it was too late! All due respect to Paige, she is a classy lady and there is no disrespect intended here. The following contains explicit content, crude language and nudity. Viewer discretion is advised. Sorry I?m so long winded? - I ring the buzzer and hear a soft woman?s voice. She buzzes me in. I take an elevator down...it's dark and cool...like a dungeon. I knock, she opens the door. "You knock like a cop! Are you a cop!?" "No!" I quickly answer. "I see on CERB you prefer a different type of girl, spinners?" Questions, too many questions. I've got this beautiful tanned, toned woman standing in front of me. She's smiling; her eyes are melting me, drawing me in. She's hot. I know I want to fuck her. My mind is racing. I'm nervous. Don't let it show. She's got the body of a Goddess. She smiles like a movie star and her eyes...they're magnetic like the music of the Sirens, drawing me in. I have to look at her...she's pulling me in. She?s Medusa. I?m hard like stone. She's touching me, talking to me. She's half naked. They say the eyes are the windows to the soul. I see her soul, it's pure and hot and sexy. My cock is hard. Yes I like spinners, but I like other girls too. I like all girls! Where did she get this shit from? Is she going to send me packing? Spinners?sinners?we?re all the same. I want her. "I like all kinds of girls." I answer truthfully and boldly. YES! The questions stop and I'm led deeper into the Dungeon. The rest is fuzzy. I feel like a small prey about to be eaten by the Dragon. Am I worthy? She kisses me, sucks on my lip, bites me a little. I suck back. Bite back. Uh oh? She basically takes me and fucks my brains out...or maybe I fuck her brains out? Not sure which. It's all a blur. It's hot. It's sweaty. My cock is rock hard and doesn't let me down. It takes a while, but eventually I let my guard down, I let that girl in. She gets a bit of my other side, my Caveman, dirty kinky side. I don?t let it out often but today it feels right. My rod is hard as she sucks it and licks it like a cold popsicle on a hot day. Her nipples are like dough, kneading, twirling under my fingers. Her pussy tastes like gold, if gold has a taste. It?s hot and tingling, I want to suck her all day. But my cock needs more. Suddenly I?m fucking and sucking everything in sight. Her skin is smooth, slippery like wet stones under water. It's hot like a cave. Caveman taking her woman, animal humping his mate?I can?t stop thinking. She's a dirty Catholic schoolgirl. All the good girls are Catholic, she must be too. But I?m no Priest; I?m just a guy with a hard on that needs. I want to fuck that body all day and night. Those eyes, they?re doing it again, drawing me in. She?s perfect. I want to squirt all over her, in her, over her, through her. Den from Earth I am. I can?t stop pumping. It?s too good. I don?t want it to end. It?s tight and wet, my body is tingling, my nipples are hard. Is that my cock or hers? Who is where, what is what? Those tits, they?re so perfect. Those eyes, I look into them and sink down deeper. I can?t stop fucking her hole, I love this hole. I love this body. I love this cave. Faster, deeper. Am I hurting her? Who cares. She?s mine. I love her. I get what I want ?til it?s over. I must go in, deeper, slower, faster. I don?t know, I just need to fuck her. Her feet are up against my chest, pushing me away, but I?m pushing in deeper. I win. I?m gonna blow, I want to come in that hole so bad. Pushing, pumping?finally I feel my cock exploding inside. I?m dizzy, sweaty. Where am I? I can?t stop pumping, I don?t want it to end. What time is it? I?ve been here forever. Where am I? Oh man, did the neighbours hear us? I realize I've overstayed my welcome, parts of my body are sore and I'm dripping wet. Sweat? Lube? Juice? I don't know or care. I shower and prepare to leave or I might just plunk myself on the couch and say, "Marry me!?" So I depart. One more smile, a little more touch...then it's all over. Suddenly I?m driving, I'm hungry for food now, time to eat. Where the hell am I? Oh ya...earth...boring...I wish I was still in the cave with the Goddess. What the hell just happened? My God that was hot. She was hot. Perfect tits. Perfect pussy. Perfect sin. I'm glad I grabbed my chance....

Ulixestrojan has definitely opened a big can of something or other here!

I did but I guess you didn't hear me. :-)

It should be a condition of cerb membership: pull a no show, get banned.

Does it register in my profile, so it will stay collapsed on a user to user basis, or just for my one session?

More details about my hairy ass and what I like, or more about how to do it on a girl? hahaha...

Again, I will apologize for these guys who can't be serious, they all need an ass whipping! First of all, I'm no friggin' expert. Greek, you know what it is. Once you find the right girl, make sure she knows when you're ready to do this. Expect that you will need to apply some lube for starters. I'm no expert, but you might want to warm up the area a little with your finger first. The girl needs to be relaxed and that hole needs to be relaxed and ready. For God's sake when you go to put your prick in, hold onto the shaft so you don't go in too fast or too deep. One time I wasn't paying attention and I guess it just slipped and in it went, too far too fast. The girl was not happy and that was the end of that...I had to go home an unhappy man. Go slow, a little at a time, working it in until you feel it's working and maybe you can push a little more in there after that. You might have to push a little hard at first to get the head in, keep your hand on your shaft like I said so you don't go in too fast. Depends on the girl really....maybe she can handle you pulling in and out, or maybe you'd better just leave it in there. I don't know, like I said I'm no expert. Whatever you like done to your ass, she'll probably like it the same way. This is all just my opinion, YMMV. I hope I'm not patronizing you ms0305, just trying to help....I know it's a nerve racking thing but you gotta learn somehow. Now, back to the funny regular programming......

So is the fact that I like to wear ladies panties considered kinky? The biggest problem I have with ladies panties is I never know which way they go. I mean, which friggin' side am I supposed to put on my face anyway? :-)

You gotta put some away for the future, but you gotta enjoy some while you can as well! What if tomorrow never comes?

haha...too funny Cowboy! I know this is a serious thread and I apologize for being too immature to not make fun of it.

Well of course I'm in too, I don't wanna be left out of this one! Do we have to stroke the trojan?

Something like this maybe? http://www.youporn.com/watch/52741/awesome-girl-gets-gangbanged/?from=featured2

Valeska is kinda hot, in a Russion kinda way. Maybe she (and all the other girls) are looking for cute Canadian husbands? Did you notice her text? "Valeska accepts as normal being deposited with your load on her attractive face" Cool! I tried to contact her but I failed the fucking math question...darn.

Well I'll reply, just so you don't feel bad. I can appreciate what you're saying, but I do prefer shaved. Sorry dude. I have a small collection of Playboys and Penthouse and stuff, going right back to my childhood actually. If you look through, you'll notice that back in the early '70's and earlier full hair was the style. As the late '70's came, early 80's it got trimmed a little. Then in the 90's just a little runway strip was the style. Now shaved is the style. I'm sure full hair will come back in style, you'll just have to wait. Over in Europe it's popular. Maybe some ladies from Europe or other countries will have what you seek?

I just wanted to say the new live SHOUT window is kinda cool, thanks. It definitely addresses some of the issues that have been discussed. It's a little distracting, maybe if it was a little smaller or linked to our profiles so we can turn it on or off, it might be nice. I know the mods are working hard to make this the best site around, and it is!

How a girl smells is really important. Smelling like another dude = bad. I don't mind a girl that smells of smoke, even though I don't smoke and can't stand smoke, the smell of it on a girl I like for some strange reason. I love perfume, Anais Anais, Chanel 5...any of the classics really. Apple or honey or any of those natural type smells in the hair...MMmmm...that's good. Good smelling hair is important, that's such a turn on for me.

Tickets were a mere $49 and both bands were amazing. It was like 1984 all over again! Look up the New York State Fair, they get some excellent bands every year and they're only about a 3 hour drive from us. I wonder what Syracuse has to offer for us pooners? Maybe a road trip GT for us Cerbites!? Take in a concert and do a little spooning......

I couldn't accept that I was going to miss Styx, so I hopped in a car with some friends and we saw them perform at the New York State Fair the other day (in Syracuse). What a show! They were amazing. It helped that I knew all the words to all their songs, so I really enjoyed the show. Boston played too. I wasn't that impressed with them, very mechanical but good. I was really there for Styx. I wasn't too sure about Gowan (never really liked him) but man can he rock! I like him now. He did Come Sail Away very well, not quite Dennis DeYoung but very close with his own style to it. Tommy Shaw and JY were the main attractions and they didn't let me down...they rocked all night too! They played all the favourites like Lorelei (love that tune), Renegade, Crystall Ball, Grand Illusion, Miss America.....I can't wait to see them again.

A nice little post on CL linking to your diary would really tick them off!

I don't know man, I think she's pretty hot myself. I mean, look at that green devil! Tattoos hurt, so she's paid the price for that artwork. You gotta respect that.

You're gross man. :)

It all seems to be working. IMHO, the success of this site will rest on the confidence of the Admin and his rules and the commitment of the Admin to maintain this firm stance regardless of pressure to do otherwise. A wise old man once said; "You can please some of the people some of the time, but you can't please all the people all the time."

I paid $5 for the worst hot dog in my life the other day. I've paid $1 for some of the best. Micky D's has built an empire on offering the same Big Mac around the world for the same price, no matter where in the world you are. You know what kind of quality you're going to get and how much it's going to cost. Wouldn't it be great if SP's were like this?

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Everytime the chat has worked for me, I'm the only one in there. I don't know if those two are related, but that's what I've noticed. Right now for instance, it won't work and I suspect some people might be in there because it's late at night, and the system says there are 90 registered users online and 337 guests so I figure someone has to be in the chat!