capitalman

1. Don't smash the car. 2. Don't smoke dope in the car. 3. Be on time. 4. Dress nicely. 5. Don't expect to get laid, but if do you it's a bonus!

Jesus Christ, I think I just came in my jeans!

I'm not a frequent hobbyist, more like random once in a while. I have however noticed that the quality of ladies in Ottawa (and quantity) has dramatically improved over the last few years. At least what I can see via the internet. I can remember the days when Canada's Best was the place to go and there was pretty slim pickings then. I remember seeing all that was available in Montreal and being resentful Ottawa wasn't as good....but now we're getting there I think. But I'm no expert...

We're great lovers too.

The CL ad is more discreet now.

Nowadays there's no excuse for not having a free Yahoo.com email address or hotmail or whatever.

Did you read the Citizen today? Some speed dating service rated all different cities based on their clients and determined Ottawa to be the least sexiest. Vanier was the least sexy neighbourhood! It doesn't surprise me. I love Ottawa and I think there are some beautiful sexy people here, but for the most part we're pretty conservative and tight. Compare to Montreal that's just 2 hours away...wtf is up with us?

Cool..thanks. It's a touchy thing, mentioning names around here.

Good review, but can someone enlighten me. Where can I find a definitive list of all these abbreviations, like EE and CL? I know the other ones like MSOG and YMMV etc, but not the Agency abbreviations.

I'm not so sure I like being held, makes me feel a little like a kid or too submissive or something. Holding each other, that's a different thing though. I once had a girlfriend that had been through a lot. After sex she needed to be held, I guess the feeling of security was what she needed. I love giving that security to a girl. I don't think I've found that in an SP, nor will I. I just don't see that happening with an SP, but ya never know.

Which one is Shy, the black girl?

Haha...I had to laugh Insidevoice about your itchiness! That's too funny! Yes Cat, what you said about character and tightness showing through is so true. I immediately thought about the client I'm currently working for. She comes off as so nice but she's so tight and wants everything now and perfect and tries to manipulate me into doing more than we agreed on. It's pissing me off! Even though she has lots of work for me and lots of money, I don't want to work for her anymore. If I do work for her, her rates are going up...way up. That's how it works in MY business. I didn't think you were my type, but now I find myself wanting you Cat.

I've done some "boudoir" type photos and I think I took about 80 shots and got a handful of cool ones. I am nothing more than an amateur photographer, but with film as cheap as it is these days (digital = free) I just take lots of photos and at least one turns out nice! For under $200 you can get a decent digital camera nowadays.....I wonder how much a decent photographer costs? I'm afraid to say it, but I think it's a dying art. Thank goodness SPing is the oldest profession, not soon to dye out!

Thanks Cat. You're right. I'm not going to say I'm wrong, because I don't think I am completely, but you're right. I shouldn't try to compare SP's to other lines of work, it's unique that's for sure. I'm sorry if I offend. I guess I'm just trying to say every line of work is unique in its own way and does uniqueness warrant a tip? I don't know...who knows. Does my friggin' barber deserve a tip every time? NO...but I do it anyways, because I'm now in the habit. I can't turn back now! Every so often the barber opens the cash register and pulls a big twenty out and dumps a handful of toonies from his pocket. The guy probably makes more in tips in a day than his net income from cutting hair! I'm insanely jealous. There, the truth is out! :-)

One day I got a really bad haircut from the barber that I've been going to for years. I told my buddy and he said "Do you tip him?" I said "What? No. He's a barber. He's a got a sign on the door that says $10, that's what it costs man, that's what I pay him." We decided the barber was telling me I should tip him, so he gave me a bad haircut. It was like something from a Seinfeld episode. Anyhow, my next haircut I tipped him a couple of dollars. I've never had a bad haircut since (and this is years later, like 10 maybe) and when I'm there I notice some guys get a 15 minute cut but I always get a longer time in the chair and he goes over my hair many times to make sure it's just right. I always tip him now too. I work in a service profession too, I'm a contractor. I don't get sick leave, I don't get paid if I'm injured, I don't get paid holidays or days off either. I don't get tips either. Usually I get grief, people complaining I'm charging too much, even if I laid out the terms and price up front. I get repeat customers, they're the good ones...but again they don't tip. Maybe a gift and I'm always grateful...always! I have cell phone bills, car expenses, special expensive clothing, website bills...you get the picture, just like an SP...but I don't make $300 hour and yet somehow I manage to live fine. I feed my kids and wear a nice watch and have a roof over my head. I'm not convinced we should be tipping just for the sake of tipping, like we tip in a restaurant...no way. But if the service is exeptional, better than you expected, then go for it, tip away...and who cares if you do it as you leave. It might be uncomfortable but the SP won't care when she's counting it. Just my 2 cents, thanks.

Hillarious video! So should you be upfront in an email or telephone call about what services you want, or is the SP's website listing enough to assume it's on the menu? For example: I'm looking for a greek provider and I have a few in mind that have it listed on their sites as something they do, but do I need to tell them ahead of time this is what I want? Should I be telling them my cock size or telling them I want it hard and upside down? Or should I just book then when I get there mention it?

Always keep your original photos (assuming they are digital) like it's a negative. Alter a copy of it. I'm very much a sucker for a pretty face. Seeing an SP's face makes a huge difference for me. My last experience with an SP was a disappointment because the girl came highly recommended and was a perfect 10 physically, but when I met her I didn't like her looks that much. It may sound shallow, but she had a big nose and other features I just don't care for. We still had fun, don't get me wrong, but if I had seen her face to start with, I would have known what I was getting into better. I appreciate an SP that shows some face...even just a little or a reflection of it in a mirror or with a shadow or something. BUT, I realize most SP's want some privacy and secrecy, so I can work with that and respect it. Just my 2 cents.

This is a good topic. Quite a few years ago I read something about guys shaving their balls. I was like "What? Guys actually do that??" I tried it and I've never looked back. It's always hard to know where to stop shaving, sometimes I just go right up to my belt line! I trim my pubes with number 2 electric clippers (available at Walmart or wherever, about $20-$30) as well and most of my chest hair and armpits too. Anyhow, bag shaving has enhanced my sexual experiences ten fold, I recommend it to everyone. You have to be really careful, obviously, but you get better with practice. Trimmed chest hair has helped a lot with my nipple sensitivity too, it's so much easier for a girl to find them now! Anyhow, I don't feel any less macho...quite the opposite.

I just read the first post up there by loneskater, I didn't realize it was posted way back in June! It made my dick hard. I don't usually go for taller women, but Paige sounds like fun. I haven't actually seen an SP for well over a year, I'm building up for a visit....

Okay, fair enough. I shouldn't have asked. It's a good rule.

Backseats? I had a van man, you get the whole floor to work with!

The story reminded me of the old Playboy columns I read as a kid. What was it called, the Forum? You know, Xavier Hollander's column. Anyway, I need to go shopping for a striped shirt now......

Is there anyone who can review this party? What happened?

Cool. Where were all you lovely ladies when **I** was 22? A visit to an experienced SP should be madatory before you can graduate High School. I know guys in their 40's that are virgins and they are scared to death of women, not gay, just scared. It seems the older they get, the worse it gets. I know women in this same predicament actually. It's really quite sad.

Thanks Mod. You're right, it's your site not ours. Even I'm guilty of forgetting that. We are but guests here. :)