capitalman

It's true, the news is out there. I went elsewhere to find a link. The fact it's censored here doesn't mean we're not going to find it. All great Empires censor their media to the masses, do they not?

Mmm....schoolgirl outfits! Gotta love 'em! :bigclap:

I was forced into it by my pimp, Igotaboner, who as you may know, is now offline and nowhere to be seen. He left me here, stranded and on my own. I've had to find my way in a sea of women....struggling to make ends meet and survive in a cruel hard female dominated arena. I've tried other jobs but like so many of you, I just love sex and people so here I am, waiting for that next call.

haha...too funny you guys! I have to admit I just don't keep up on news. I'm happier living in my little bubble of a life without knowing what's going on outside of it.

What's the news here? A former Harper advisor is trying to make money from his contacts and experiences and employs his girlfriend in the company, and she used to be an escort which has no relevance whatsoever? I guess if I"m reading it right, "Under legislation brought in by the government in 2006, senior federal officials cannot engage in lobbying activities on behalf of private companies for five years after retiring from the government." So that's the crime I guess?

What's a newspaper?

Yea I saw that too! Hilarious! Some of the girls looked really into it....sproing!!!! Posted via Mobile Device

I love pregnant girls. They glow and emit a sensuality not found elsewhere, not to mention how horny they can be. :aol_missionary:

Yes Cat some photos would be nice!

Photo updates too frequently and I can't help but feel something is wrong, but too infrequently and I think the same thing. And Ladies, just becuase YOU think you haven't changed since you were 18 years old doesn't mean you haven't.....get real and update your photos at least every six months!

You guys are killing me! I thought **I** was the only one for her....the only one who enjoys that sexy grin and warmest on planet earth embrace....those soft life-sucking lips and body. I have to admit, the place in Hull is rather nice and I even indulged in watching the big screen while she got ready. Did I mention the shower we had? The smell of the candles mixed with the essence from her soft skin and wet pussy? How about you guys just TAKE OFF EH!? :) haha...

A nice long word, that's hard to remember is good, like Supercalafragalistic or something like that!

Posted via Mobile Device Additional Comments: Posted via Mobile Device Additional Comments: Just want to quickly say how much I love itty bitty titties....girls don't fuck them up with fakes!! Posted via Mobile Device

I always enjoy reading your posts and look forward to more!

We need a database that is easily accessible (via iPhone or texting or something) that will list no-show phone numbers, for SP's only of course.

I'm with Grass Hopper, I think tears are more of a turn-on then not. I think the study is flawed....however, "the scent of a lactating woman's nursing pads could increase sexual desire in other women" ....that's pretty cool! :)

My Dad, who's in his 90's, has beautiful handwriting, like an artist is doing caligraphy. I usually care about grammar and spelling but I'm noticing the younger generation couldn't care less, and I'm beginning to care less too. English is so screwed up to start with....it takes too much energy to get it right. Who really cares? All that is really important with a language is if the message is getting across. English is evolving, I want to evolve with it.

Maybe it's time to move away from a massage provider towards a full service provider who will allows digits.

Angry Birds Free version - I want to get 3 stars for each level, but I'm having difficulty on a few levels. Has anyone achieved this yet? If so, is there some kind of prize for doing it?

Federal Government employees, and there are LOTS in Ottawa, get $300 towards massage therapy, and their spouses get another $300 (that's $600 if your spouse can't be bothered) and all you have to do is submit your receipts. At $55 a pop (Kelly on Kent) that's almost one a month! So tell me again why Feds (people working for the Federal Government) shouldn't consider if their massage therapist can provide a receipt?

The only thing I ever have time to do is procrastinate.

I stuffed an nylon stocking with a huge piece of foam (cock), glued a wig at the top (pubic hair) and made some matching balls. Tied it all to a belt and strapped it on. Wore an overcoat then used some fishline so when I opened the coat (like a flasher) the huge (we're talking 18" around and 30" long) cock stood up straight and out. I still have it somewhere....the girls loved it!

Kinda looks like cousing Eddy... (Griswald...)