Carrie Moon

Why does my iphone correct me when I try to text cerb. It autocorrects to CERN.. so today I finally looked up this CERN on the web.. http://public.web.cern.ch/public/ It's the ''european organization of nuclear research'' which... well.. why does my iphone want so desperately to push it on me? I mean.. it should be EONR. no? Anyway. I do like my autocorrect feature because my thumbs are just too big for those little keyboard keys and I often hit the wrong one.. but how do I get it to remember cerb and quit insisting on CERN? I checked any threads on here and even found one mod got autocorrected on to CERN instead of cerb.. must have been on his phone..lol. from wiki: The acronym CERN originally stood, in French, for Conseil Européen pour la Recherche Nucléaire (European Council for Nuclear Research), which was a provisional council for setting up the laboratory, established by 12 European governments in 1952. The acronym was retained for the new laboratory after the provisional council was dissolved, even though the name changed to the current Organisation Européenne pour la Recherche Nucléaire (European Organization for Nuclear Research) in 1954.[2] According to Lew Kowarski, a former director of CERN, when the name was changed the acronym could have become the awkward OERN, and Heisenberg said that the acronym could "still be CERN even if the name is not

I have yet to try this but I suspect it only works well on stick thin girls.. never-the-less.. it's pretty cool!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHAshi4vdbg&sns=fb I'm a sucker for a cute puppy.. here's a cute video for those of you who are as well :) enjoy.

The first part of this is correct. "We all run our businesses differently". I was 'taught' over 20 years ago at an agency.. hence why I was taught before GFE came into prominence.. to use a condom for a blowjob.. which I had never done before in my personal life. I still do as part of my 'menu'. Some things have changed for me over the years.. and I love being my own boss.. but we get comfortable with however we started I guess and think whatever we do is what everyone else does.. I rarely give a massage as part of my sessions.. I prefer to fuck. If someone asks for a massage as part of the session of course I oblige them but really I treat every session differently .. although I do have my 'go-to' methods if things aren't flowing naturally. Some ladies are completely comfortable with msog. I also put no pressure on myself to complete a 2nd or 3rd. Just last night a 90 min appt we managed to pull off 3.. but that's rare. If the last one didn't happen the fun still occurs in trying.

I'd like to describe a very funny instance of a 20 yr old I saw about 3 years ago. I was living in Toronto on the 14th floor.. He booked a 1/2 hr session and was dressed and out the door in under 10 min... and then called me from the parking lot outside to say he was hard again.. I laughed and invited him up for round two.. telling him as he left the 2nd time that he was welcome to stay and chat between rounds when he rebooked me. Younger guys... why begrudge them a 2nd shot on goal? They can't help it if they shoot first and ask questions later!

Turn ons: A passionate man who has taken the time to groom himself. Shy guys are a turn on too so long as they aren't completely silent and passive. Turn offs: arrogance, b.o./smoking,

I love seeing the cum shot.. but personally.. I love it all over my tits. Miracle grow for titties.. which is why mine keep growing bigger.:boobies::boobeyes:

Congrats Berlin!

Congrats Isa!

Congrats Red!

thanks babe. I'd love to see some of your drawings!

I can sing too.. hmmm..I wonder if our oral fixations drew us to this business? I can attest to both Sky, Sara's and Annessa's skills (in both departments).. But Soleil! I never saw any of your crochet creations? Can you make me a crochet bikini? I've always wanted one but my attempts fell apart.

Congrats Berlin! xoxo

Happy Birthday Christine!

How did you miss the thread? How did I miss it??? Thanks guys... I hadn't realized...lol.

I love roasted veggies. Lately I've been enjoying roasted sweet potatoes with roasted pears.. I add ginger syrup and cinnamon if I want to mimic a pie. Delish!

I had something similar happen about 5 years ago with a good regular. I was so angry I stopped seeing him... I relented about 3 years following and he has been a model client ever since. I got over it..but at the time I felt very disrespected. (He's not a cerb viewer or member so he won't even read this..)

Full-service for many years before the internet ever was used to advertise or discuss escorting meant simply 'intercourse' and 'oral both ways' was on the menu as opposed to just massage and handjob. No restrictions I've always found misleading.. either the person offering it has a whole list of don't when you get there but used the ''no restrictions'' tagline to draw you in.. or if she did have a large list of menu options.. of course there is some line to be drawn somewhere. I never really got it.. so I agree it's always best to clarify that one for sure. As for advertising GFE and then saying no kissing or daty or bbbj.. same thing. I think people overuse the GFE term either without really understanding what it means to most people or getting on the GFE bandwagon to sell their services. While there are many people who agree on a common definition of services there are just as many who want to define it their own way. That will never change unfortunately. This is where reco's and reviews come in handy.. to see if a lady's advertising of a set of acts is really on the menu or a matter of YMMV or a complete line of BS..

Kianna.. I'll be a blowup doll.. if you ''blow me'' up :)

I respond the same way.. and even worse when guys ask me.. 'so is it anything goes' during your service? my response.. I'm not a blowup doll.

I can understand what Pete means.. taking one for the team is hard enough these days with a new girl never mind 2. It can be an expensive hobby!

A few other options are 1) tart cherry juice (4 oz drink twice daily or just one in the evening) 2) valerian.. natures wonderful relaxing 'valerian' 3) a combo herbal with hops, chamomile, valerian, scullcap (scutellaria), lemonbalm or a few others 4) be sure to not have caffeine after noon! 5) make sure all lights are off and all electronic equipment is off.. even a clock with l.e.d. lighting can trick your mind into believing it's daylight outside so cover it up. 6) be sure the temperature in the room is cool enough for sleeping I personally love having lemonbalm, green tea and lavender soaps in my room and when I walk in I immediately feel like I'm in a spa and want to relax.

Next they'll be offering a doggie style collar and license tag and then proof of shots! bwha ha ha

I for one, hope codom use becomes mandatory in porn.

I offer a variety of sizes.. I find it best unless you're a pro at receiving to work your way up in size :)