Carrie Moon

you've got that right! it takes so little really to make someone feel special and it usually comes back in spades :)

ha ha.. love it!

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in public? not a good idea!:bddog:

for me caffeine definitely gets me randy.. I've mentioned it before. After my morning coffee my clit starts tingling.. I'd call that an aphrodiasiac.. other than that I really haven't experimented with anything.. unless you consider alcohol.. definitely panty remover :)

There you go again Scott... eloquent and clear.. beam me up scottie.

It seems to me people who have this type of addiction to their devices are indeed self absorbed. They don't get enough attention to feed their ego inflation and need gratification from whomever might call or text them. I notice it often when I'm out and about just walking down the street. Someone will be talking loudly on their cell phone and then pass me talking so loudly in my ear about their private convo. They don't even realize anymore that their personal conversation is so loud that I can hear their half of it. I was in a bathroom at a bar recently when a woman was doing exactly that in the stall next to me! It was freaky when I realized she was on the phone and not talking to another girl outside the stall.

me too! but I call it a brothel.:bddog:

I love Ozzy.. thanks for sharing.

1. Like Mutau I also lost my virginity at 21 while in university. I had my own apt by then.. but I've still had sex in cars following that so I haven't missed out on that awkwardness. 2. I'm a gemini.. explains the split personality :) 3. Like Angela I have my motorcycle license since the mid-80's but have never owned a bike. 4. I was 19 yrs old and 5'9"when I started university and then grew another full inch and 1/2 in my first year. 5. I was a preachers daughter (still his daughter but he's no longer a preacher) and thought I would become a missionary when I grew up... uh oh.. 6. I'm the oldest of 4 kids and 1st generation dutch 7. I sing alto and have sang at a few weddings etc but a couple years ago found out I could do a falsetto of sorts and can mimic AC/DC! 8. I used to moon people a lot (well still do sometimes) when I'm drunk.. guess how my last name came about. 9. I swear in dutch, french and english of course.. but can't carry on a conversation in anything but english. 10. I've travelled to Japan, Hong Kong, various european countries, Venezuela, Mexico, Costa Rica, Aruba and St. Lucia.. so many places yet I want to visit.

It's also uniquely a business where the client has to sell himself to the escort. It's not a cut and dried product based business with customer support. Escorts often ''fire'' their clients. Escorting and seeing an escort has more similarity to getting a date than it does securing a job... and like Megan pointed out you can do this job very badly in many eyes and still make a decent living. It's completely unique in so many ways.. but the fact does remain it was rude. It's brought up a completely different discussion but part of it started out as a he said/she said.. My point canuckhooker wasn't meant to be guys against girls.. because both guys and girls have been for and against. I should have said unless you are a male escort you have to think a bit more about what it must be like to sell your body.. not because of the danger factor.. simply because it's completely different than selling a product or even another service. How about being a hairdresser.. or RMT.. or physiotherapist or even psychotherapist where you have a much closer contact with your client and can also 'fire' them or refer them if you are not a good fit. None of these would be rude to a prospective client in that way..likely. But again as Megan said ...In this business alone does bait and switch take place where clients still often pay! In this business can you even be rude to a client and eventually that client may call back or even win his way back to being a client. I doubt a client of any other business would do that.. I know I'm probably spelling out the obvious but many clients also don't have a clue what other guys are doing. Some are surprised that they aren't the only nice guy you see and that others must be all hard on us in one way or another.. smelly or what not. Other clients are surprised at how easy it is to book. This is all still a learning process in communication. I mean how many of us can put up our hands and say we've never been rude to a complete stranger for no good reason other than they were in our way at the time. I've certainly flipped the bird to someone cutting me off on the road. I've said worse to others. The anonymity of the internet makes it one less step removed from that of a phone call and several steps removed from an in person communication.

It's funny how guys are quick to defend and point out that in other forms of business this wouldn't be the norm.. or that if they are pm'd to talk to another hobbiest they aren't rude.. but you are easily somehow forgetting the uniqueness of our business.. it's the business of sex.. no other business deals with guys literally wanking on the phone.. no other business deals with the type of rude questions we deal with. No other business literally sells our bodies.. think about it a bit more.

of all the posters in this thread I'm the most jealous of you... Paul Newman and John Travolta. nice!

bizarro... yes. I agree. I love Isa.

Can we make them like the sex swings? or perhaps have the zero gravity sex chair built into the rocking chair?

I am often speaking up for the younger guys but this one takes the cake today.. so..speaking of dumb 21 year old request.. I get a text from one asking if I'm available a few days ago. My reply an hour later. Yes. His.. Sorry for wasting your time but I found someone more economical siting student budget issues etc. Mine: seriously? etc etc.. So last night he texts me again. Asking if I can get him into porn. That's he's good looking and large 'down there''. He'd be good at it he texts me. I tell him ''no'' this morning when I reply. Then he asks me if I can hire him! at this point.. I call him (enough of this texting back and forth crap) to tell him off..that if he can't afford me not to contact me then.. and that in no way shape or form do I hire guys to do porn! and then I hung up on him. Told him to quit texting me. His text back.. ''sorry''.

How did you get to be so smart??? Is it being plugged into sp genius ladies every now and then?

The worst thing you can do is humor them with any kind of explanatory reply. Be clear.. straight forward that you don't date clients for free and that would be considered a date. It matters not whether you have a boyfriend or not. I personally don't even offer a lower rate for social time... it's the same fee regardless of whether or not we're in my bedroom visiting or out on the town for dinner/drinks. If you do offer a social time rate be sure that they know any indoor time is at a different rate and don't drink too much if you do on the date. Guys paying for social time can get cocky after drinking and think that you like them so much that things will 'naturally progress' to bedroom activities. That's my advice anyway :)

nice! :69:

I forgot to mention that when I did this.. I also accepted blocked calls and did not verify clients. I always rented an apt close to a payphone..and had them call when they arrived before giving them my address. Even when I first started an incall while I was in school in Toronto.. I would easily see 3 clients in an evening when I got home from a long day of studies and an hour travel back and forth on the subway each day. This was before the days of cell phone/internet use. I worked with 3 other girlfriends (we had a duplex with 2-2 bedroom appts) and we would get guys to call us from a payphone right across the street from our house. We shared one phone and advertised in an ad in the Now magazine.... Often if the girl of their interest was busy we would say would you like to see another girl? and most often they would''. It was the closest thing I ever had to being in a brothel :) And recharge their batteries they did! with us! High tech clients were the absolute best. They were making tons of money.. working long hours and often a lunchtime quicky was something they were so grateful for.. I was often apologizing to men during the lunch hour because I was already booked with back to back appts. which is why I worked also in the early mornings.. and I'm soooo not a morning person. Early morning regulars .. would bring me my morning coffee. I know I was a bit unusual with my volume some days but I wasn't the only one. Shannon (now long retired) and I would compete some days.. while Val and Angela would look at us with both wonderment and exhaustion if they saw 3 clients in a day. Hey.. there's a saying. Want something done right? Give it to a busy person :p

Fortunateone.. I agree with you on almost everything you post.. but this. Why? Because I've done it!!! I see max 2-3 clients now/day but only because I prefer to be low volume and therefore charge a higher rate. When I used to charge a lower rate and also work in a separate incall from my home I would not only book my own clients myself but see easily 8-10 clients/day on average and on some days more! I would work from 8 am til midnight. I was working at the time very hard for a certain financial goal and believe me it can be done. I would literally change my outgoing cell message to say ''I will be available to answer the phone at 12:30 pm when I was buzzing up a guy for noon for a 1/2 hr appt''.. and the guys would be calling til that time. I would say good bye to noon client... book the next one who would call me.. get in the shower and be ready in 10 minutes if necessary for the next one. You'd be amazed when the high tech biz was booming in the early 2000's how easy it was to do. As for the suggestion from various people that it burns you out.. why? Only if you hate your job do you burn out. I had some fantastic clients back then.. who still send me messages even after they lost their jobs and could no longer afford such luxuries. I retain other clients from that time period to this day. Man those days were fun for me... these days are too but in a different way. Set the right price and provide the right service and you can be as busy as you want to be. Probably 3/4 of my clients were 1/2 hr appts.. so realistically it's very easy if you're organized. Do the math... 8-10 1/2 hr appts is literally 4-5 hrs work, 12 would be 6 hrs and if 1/4 were 1 hr appts it's still very possible to do... even on a regular basis if you have more energy. Keeping in mind that even as a full-service provider not all clients take full-service.. and many were happy in 10 or even 15 minutes and didn't take a full 1/2 hr or hr but still paid for it. As for this particular girl I wish her well.. the online community outside of here can be vicious at times.. I love cerb for the protection from the real world and the community it provides :)

Congrats girlfriend! You're the one who keeps me involved in the juicy bits on here. Love ya. xoxo

Many people are afraid of talking about death.. but when you get closer to it I think you become less fearful of it. I recently watched a documentary on Lilydale which is a town about an hour west of Buffalo which is full of mediums. I'm fascinated by that kind of thing. It was on TMN and it's called ''no one dies in Lilydale''. view the trailer here http://www.trailerspy.com/trailer/10373/No-One-Dies-in-Lily-Dale-Trailer

I know! I've seen them in my bathroom before too and I have absolutely no food there. I think they must like the smell of my soap? they seem very vain.. because they like my mirrors a lot!

Very informative.. on SNL the other night.. Amy Poehler was saying.. girls don't care how big a penis is unless it's really big or really small... that's so true for me. I don't like em too big.. they hurt! But if they're too small you can't keep it in. uh.. questions not to ask an sp.. I had a client a couple days ago ask me out.. while inside me!!!! I asked him if we could discuss after the session.. and then explained to him that I wasn't interested in dating. uh.. put me on the spot or what..