Carrie Moon

wow.. that's pretty much verbatim what was said... I never watched the West Wing much but looks like a show worth watching.

I can't help myself... I love bums :) but in fairness to boobies.. there was much boob groping as well.

In her radio show, Dr Laura Schlesinger said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following response is an open letter to Dr. Laura, written by a US man, and posted on the Internet. It's funny, as well as informative: Dear Dr. Laura: Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination ... End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of God's Laws and how to follow them. 1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians? 2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her? 3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of Menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15: 19-24. The problem is how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense. 4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them? 5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it? 6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination, Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this? Are there 'degrees' of abomination? 7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-room here? 8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die? 9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves? 10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair, like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14) I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable expertise in such matters, so I'm confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging. Your adoring fan. James M. Kauffman, Ed.D. Professor Emeritus, Dept. Of Curriculum, Instruction, and Special Education University of Virginia PS (It would be a damn shame if we couldn't own a Canadian)

Yes Chanel.. thanks so much for hosting such a lovely party. I thoroughly enjoyed myself!

It wasn't in Chat. It was in PM

sorry MH.. I wasn't meaning that to you personally. Sorry to offend. I meant in general to time wasters.

ah.. so eloquently put.. hee hee.. I miss that saying! I'm going to start using it again. so in the case of time wasters.. what is a good way to respond? should we start an acronym SOGOTP?

I like long walks on the beach too! I personally love a thank you email followup to the appt. Let's me know he/she is still thinking about the encounter fondly and I've made their day/week what have you.

See.... you can totally carry on a conversation! Here's my take on the "what's up" guys.. or "how is your day going"? guys. My issue is that when someone saysjust hi.. or what's up.. they are just being completely lazy. It's not shy.. I can totally handle shy. I get shy guys all the time. If you were too shy you wouldn't have bothered emailing to begin with.. It's also correct that it's nice to say hi, how are you doing? But not as a complete message. It's a greeting.. you could have simply asked in the same message if I she were available and if you could book.

hey hun.. if you've been quoted by ladies already that 100/hr is okay why are you looking for more? go for it!

well in this case they injected it directly into her! no protective covering like they have with implants.. either way I don't inject anything into my body... well unless you include body parts.

http://www.aolnews.com/article/women-dies-after-receiving-silicone-injections-to-buttocks/19576192

Absolutely agree Boomer. I tell everyone up front what I do when I'm considering dating them. Much much easier. There are a lot of guys actually who can handle it but no-one can handle deception well. Speaking of blind-dating.. anyone watch millionaire matchmaker? it's hilarious!!! tonight's episode the one guy brought a cute monkey on his date..

Great points.. I have had a few male and female friends I've helped with their profiles on dating sites. Some sites (pof) have a forum and it's a great tool to see what if anything the person has to say on a variety of subjects. I'm not active on any now but when I have been if a guy emails me with no pic or very little on his profile I explain to them it's like trying to get a job without a proper resume &/or cover page. No-one will take them seriously and neither will I. If they persist I just keep singing the same tune back to them. A lot of people put almost no thought into their profile and sometimes it's because they've already decided there's no point to dating sites. I am soooo not interested in someone who see's the cup as 1/2 empty regardless of the circumstance.. or people who are ashamed to be on a dating site or lie about how we met. I move on very fast.

I disagree that all are looking for sex or are rude (sure some are).. It's like anything in life. Go to a bar. Are all the guys there interested in sex? of course on some level.. most of us are interested in that being an aspect of meeting someone of course but online dating is not that much different from a bar. Not only have I met some great people on dating sites I've introduced someone I met to a girlfriend of mine and they've now been married over 5 years. Like anything you get out of it what you put into it.

Please watch the original video if you haven't already seen it before watching my parody.. it will make more sense :) my parody http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlPIA71Rkyg

I do! But that was several years ago and when my friends and I watched these episodes we referred to them constantly in everyday banter. So many of their coloquialisms I still use to this day.. but my all time favorite episode was ''the contest'' to see how long they could go without. It was freaking hilarious.

So many good points. I have been in this business over 20 years.. and in Ottawa specificaly about 8 in total and the rest of the time mostly in Toronto. The first drop here in business happened when Nortel crashed. The local business men dropped and the ones visiting from the US dropped. Then SARS hit Toronto. Business dropped there and girls from there started touring here. Then 2 years ago the economy really started to affect us.. and the porn industry. Also..the internet changed everything as well as cheaper computers and cellphones. It made it easier for girls to advertise and in many cases it's now free. The overhead is minimal if you have your own place and a cell phone. You can literally work for one day and move on til you need money again. This fly-by-night escort along with the many girls turning to this because as was said 'it's more acceptable' increase the choices to make your head spin! Couple that with the economy downturn and imagine it were like suddenly everyone got the idea to make extra money opening a hotdog stand on a corner in their neighbourhood to make ends meet (assuming no license were necessary). They then started competing with offers of extra toppings and 2 for 1 deals. Then you have an idea of why each escort in the city is making less money. We're sharing clients who don't need to come across town to get a hotdog as there's one on their block.. or on the way home from work or near work... etc etc. Now add that that the client can't afford his luxury hotdog anymore.. so he stops hobbying. It is as was pointed out after all a luxury. Touring girls almost soley do so because things are slow in their own town. Many clients won't ''shit in their backyards'' and prefer to only see escorts when they are touring or when they themselves are out of town for work. On another note: the porn industry has taken a major downturn as well because of the internet. Downloading for free has reduced the amount of paid for porn. Internet images have taken the place of magazine purchases. Live sex shows/stripping has been reduced by online webcam shows. the list goes on and on.. Oh.. and having said that... most of my clients are married with children... and summertime is always a bit slower. Things tend to pick up again in September I've found when the kids go back to school.. BUT it will never be like the ''good ol days'' unless the economy takes a real upturn. additional comment: The idea of retaining clients and making the 1st &/or 2nd visit memorable makes me think of that saying. "Men are like floor tiles. Lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for a very long time.""

For those who didn't see it.. it was called the ''spongeworthy'' episode was about the contraceptive sponge.. not the same sea sponge used for periods.. (I have watched every seinfeld episode and many over and over again) The contraceptive sponge has spermicide on it. Elaine bought out the last box at the pharmacy when they went out of production and then decided who was spongeworthy. It was funny how the guys had to often ''sell'' themselves to her for her to use one of these precious devices. Having a medical background I've been requested to remove a few wayword sponges from porn actresses/escorts. I'm obviously not that squeamish.. but I get that guys are! Don't ask/Don't tell rule applies here.

Tell them you charge by the amount of his deposits.. volume discount. 2 shots if each is only a thimblefull but over that and he gets charged for 3:butt:

That totally works! Angela's mom is the ''finder of lost things''.. and though I never met her while she was alive she's helped Angela help me find at least 3 major things I misplaced.. one was a converter I couldn't find prior to a trip to europe and another was my OHIP card. We tried to get her to help me find a missing webcam but to no avail.. I eventually found it though :)

How about getting to know someone better before having sex if you care so much about who they are supposed to be when considering them for a serious relationship?

ha ha.. love it!

No problem.. I'll put a blindfold on you so you're in the dark but I'm not :cooter: