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I thought this thread was already here but I can't find it so here goes; "Why do dogs make friends so easily, because they wag their tails not there mouths!" Anonymous I like dog and cat analogies of course woof woof I know that all of us from time to time are inspired by some thing we hear, look at Obama and President Lincoln. What has inspired you, or perhaps what sums up your hobby or represents your thoughts most? wag wag wag wag bounce woof wag wag

Ah you guys take all the fun out of it!! and shame on you Pete with your signature pic you are self confessed ass man! :D I like my women a little extra naughty! (Brandi when are you in Ottawa again!!!)

The Scorpions "still loving you"

You can start with a small vibe and a guy, then work up to a bigger one, one of my ex's liked the butt plug and me (of course in my size I was small dildo!)

Again to board on a saturday afternoon made it too the bottom of this thread too. I checked all of them, my ex-wife had 2 girl friends that would come over and the three of them would have large dyck sessions in our tub, the other ladies did not appreciate the male gender so I was relegated to get mix drinks and bring snacks. However in a small way I participated!

Clearly my day is fairly empty cause I made it all the way to the end of this thread!! I like to get releaf at least three times a day, my wife is alwasy good for at least one, a lady friend is usually available for another and at least 4 days a week I am left on my own for the third. I have had lonley days also with no help all day. If I go over quota I do not roll over to the next day, a new day is a restart of the clock regardless of how much I go it the day before. (in recent history I did end up needing to perform 7 times with 5 women do to scheduling conflicts and hornieness of others) Having said that January has been a slow month and I am getting re aquanted with favorite porn site!! Now why the hell are we talking about this? And will anyone actually get to the bottom of this thread :D

Ya the chat is kind of like MSN for dummies, no need to download fancy applications or add or manage friends they just pop in and out.

Nice, my post was intended to piss you off without being to condemning, I know I took your report out of context but I was hoping it would bring you to the surface. I did chuckle and I do appreciate the humor in the story. Sorry if I offended you :) it is fun to poke back you know!

Not sure about posting this link but here is a Canadian "Girl" that sometimes travels to Ottawa; http://www.shemalecanada.com/escort/blondbitch/

I believe it was a Canadian visit, she lives in California and I think has hung up her SP gloves. Either picked up by a sugar daddy or working in some other part of the sex industry.

To subscribe to the community would have doubled his work load. However I wonder who he made a date with? After reading the reviews it would be interesting to see who read the best :D

It just shows how lazy the media has become, the story is written as if this guy had actually conducted some interviews, when all he did was a Google OCTranspo strike and away he went 10 seconds later he was done work for the day.

I need to have a good correspondence either email or telephone conversation with the SP. Or if there is a strong recommendation from someone that I know (thank you lunch club!). I tend to go with my gut feeling from the conversation as to weather there is chemistry or not. Pictures, web sites, generic recommendations are all interesting but I often don't bother with it all. I do agree that GOE has sent some excellent ladies up and I am glad to be on the mailing list!

It brings a focus back to green living, we should try live near were we work and play. Buses are NOT green although they like to pretend they are. on your next move think a little more about the location, location, location.

I greatly prefer "her place" it is better than generic hotel or my place, however "her place" has to staged for the event, not into her place as much if it is dummpy or dirty or not prepared for the event (ie candles, accessories, towels, like that spa feel :) ) Having said that it is probably about 10% of the overall event to me, if I get the hotel room I try to get the things I like, it is like I am hosting so i don't want to disappoint, however this is only for very special ladies!

I wonder what kind of income that would be classified as? She is selling an asset so is it a capitol gain? Or is is earned income because she is working for it? Orr could it be investment income because it has been a commodity she has nursed for a while? hmmm...

I am sure that once the strike is over ridership will be down and there will be layoffs, oh well hard to feel sorry for them. And am I to understand that currently the drivers make up the schedule as they go? Or they just don't want to change the scheduling responsibilities from Dude A to Dude B? Either was it is clear that the strike is about money! Otherwise they just drop the raise thing and get to keep the obviously precious scheduling.

This is s strange phenomena, it has come up a few times over the past year. I remember a few encounters with virgins (yeah we had to dodge dinosaurs that's how long ago it was!) and they are not that great. In fact SP's could easily offer the virgin experience just lay there and say "ouch it hurts, be careful, are you sure it's gonna fit?" then add in a little "owe that tickles, wow it is sensitive" not sure how many will pay extra for this? But you never know :)

I think that a large number are run or at least managed by former SP's. In my opinion it is a vital part of the formula to a successful agency.

It would not take long for a handle that is obviously doing this to be outed, I can't imagine any well reviewed lady accepting this offer. So the ladies that would stoop to this level and the user would have a rather dismal collection of recommendations and soon be on my list to avoid, if a user has an obvious difference of opinion with me I avoid there recommendations. So in the end even if both parties agree to the charade it will not be a benefit for long. I strongly believe that it is in the ladies best interest to report the user to the MOD, there are a tremendous amount of resources in place now to monitor the site and minimize the trouble makers if I mentioned them it might undermined there effect but sufficient to say the MOD has done some extraordinary things, rivaling some of the most sophisticated networks in the industry, to keep this site safe, and we can feel safe if playing by the rules.

Without this funding this could spell certain death to US porn, imagine if all we have to watch is the European stuff! How many grandmothers in latex being fisted and peed on can you handle!! Please save good old American pron, if anyone can do it it will be Obama.

This is very true.... and then you marry them.... and then they get a lot more restrictive! WIFEE not that good :) Always remember lead with the liquid Advil at the side of the bed, then the wife says no I don't need one you are good to go!

I am on wife number three and not really faithful, well not at all faithful is probably more accurate. So I am probably the least likely guy on the planet to be giving marital advise. I am reasonably sure that if the relationship is strained it is strained on both sides, it is worth keeping. Take some time out with your SO, make sure that you guys go to diner alone together at least once a week, plan a mini vacation just the two of you a dirty weekend away and try to make things better. You feel a lot better about the hobby if your home life is sorted out, the last thing you want to be doing is hobbying out of need or desperation. It takes two people to break up a marriage as long as one is committed it will keep going, unless one of you meets someone eles and then it all comes apart, the SP's keep that from happening they don't want to have to look after you they just want to give you a little extra. Good luck it may take a few tries to make it right. If things do come unglued the kids will be fine as long as both of you are committed to raising them in a healthy environment. Chateau Montebello is very secluded not a long drive and a great place for a dirty weekend!! Couples massage and spa Olympic sized swimming pool. lounge, bar and outstanding restaurant. You feel rich just being there!! It is a good place to start just drop the kids with the grandparents or aunts or brothers or whatever, tell them that you are desperate to save the marriage they will gladly chip in. :)

The reason I thought these ladies should be mentioned is they are extremely adventurous and have unlimited imaginations, they are at the top of the list for anyone who is looking for out of the ordinary fantasies and willing and able to try so many great things! Some of you may consider that PSE. All I can say is they have a lot less limits than me :smile: and are both really cool ladies. Enjoy!! I know I have really enjoyed my time with both of you :D

Dummpy was the alter boy and the choir boy for many years! Still no guilt :)