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The lady must be full clothed and must even have sleeves (can be short sleeves) the client can be naked. If one of the MP's is not in the correct uniform, bingo. Or if one of the ladies offers the wrong service to the wrong client again it's all over. And as we know it is not the room it is the whole licensed establishment. One work around could be to license a portion of a building (these licensees are for portions of the building suite 408 etc...) then create a second space connected by a secret door or passageway. If you get the green light you can go to the second location. This is how the most successful speak eases were run during prohibition. The whole idea that we as honest law abiding citizens need to hide and cower like criminals for a natural human behavior is appalling. However clearly the criminals have a strong lobby to keep this type of activity illegal.

Sign me up for elf duty!! I have a thing for hot little curvy elves, Modern versions of Peter Pan always have some hot chick playing the part! UT you can be Santa EA you can be Mrs. Clause, me and the other elves will just blend in to complete the background, and if you need any specific chores we can be available (unless we are preoccupied with our elf things!).

Nice too see this caliber of talent in the Nations Capitol!

I can do a variation of this, my feet on the chair my hands on the red line and my belly on the carpet

Thanks to another member I have been pointed to this location in Montreal; http://www.chablis.qc.ca/new/pages/anglais/home_st _jacques.html There are at least 10 hotels like this in the Montreal area that rent by the 4 hour time slot for $60-80 plus 3 premium ladies at $160/hour that makes an outing to Montreal were you get 2 incredible top shelf ladies round out at under $400 inclusive!! As time get worse we could see that rise to three hours instead of 2 hours! the head does spin with possibilities, bring one lady in for a half hour alone, add another lady for an hour together and then keep the one that you like the best for an additional half hour joined by a third lady! Should round out at around $500 hmmmm. Did I mention the glass wall for the shower and brass poll in the room? Could be an interesting warm up or half time show! (maybe the ladies would like to see my poll work!!) :D Ottawa could use this kind of accommodations.

And I have just the recipe!

http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/popup/index.php?rn=222561&cl=10790519&ch=224106

Just in case you are a newbie and have not figured it out yet, have a plan B and a plan C, if your mobile device does not have internet, jot down a half dozen numbers that you can use if the original plan does not come together, just remember to destroy the evidence before it can get into the wrong hands! Plan C is the agency life line PK is my personal preference, good B and C quality ladies but at least the price is right.

man you are a late bloomer! First post since April 2006 :D, I am sure by now you have found a few ladies for early rendezvous, there are many out there, Pretty Paige's Offer is extremely good!

Well in spite of the analysis this one of the most successful pols yet. Anything that hits over 100 is very good.

I like the hotels attached to public underground parking like the Minto suites, Also a decent down town lot is the World Exchange plaza for the hotels around Slater and Albert between Bank and Elgin. I am alright with $5-10 parking.

The old becomes new, and the new becomes old. This is life's cycle. See all we need to so is convince all the 20 something hotties that old men are the new best date!! hell I would happy if we could convince the 40 somethings that old men are the new best date :D

Welcome to the board Gizmo1

Organizing the best bachelor party is a very delicate thing, I have organized sooo many events like this I used to do it at least 3-4 times a year. I do not envy you! You need to determine the size of the crowed and ensure the venue will be comfortable and intimate (you don't want the salon at the civic centre for you and 10 friends, you don't want a hotel room for you and 50 either) Next is to determine the level of camaraderie, will uncle Ned from Calgary be there? and no one really knows him. Will it just be the guys from the Hockey team? This will determine the level of serivce (is she going to a. take it off and tease him or b. take it off and blow him) Also it will determine the level of extra's for the crowd? do you want to have some ladies or the lady be available for private "dances" afterwards. I would suggest that if uncle Ned is invited it be much more vanila. Some of the ladies on this board can dance, some of the agencies have ties to dancers. One thing about picking the girl is make sure she has a routine coreographed for this kind of thing and if it includes whip cream and rope even better, also make sure that no matter what advances the guest of honor makes that she is OK with that and also it is probably a good idea that she get his pants of him that kinda makes the party memorable. If this is not the kind of stuff you trying for than just rent a limo and take him on a toru of local strip clubs, call ahead and let then know you are coming they will put toghether an good show for you. If you need anything more specific PM me.

I would rather arm myself with the appropriate resources and confront them, I know that some of you will say they are a dangerous element but I think not. The dangerous ones have better things to do than bait and switch on CL.

I think this a good idea however I assume you mean verified SP's that participate in the discussion on the board. I have seen and heard of some cat fights in the chat room and would not the power to be abused.

Bambi is learning her trade and starting to get very good at it! I really like the foam/latex bed, very comfy and cozy. The lady is a great cuddler, she has very smooth skin and a tight little body, can keep my hands off her butt. i have made a few trips now and am starting to get a great client SP relationship. She is down to earth and has come a long way in the last few months, in August she did not know what now what BBBJ meant! If you saw her in the early days she is worth another visit, if you have not seen her yet, think of taking a leasurly drive to fresh and fabulous Rockland!

If I had that money to blow on a month I would plan 4 weekend get excursions and tour the porn states many of the porn talent agencies have special rates for there clients for one on one events mmmm Bela Dona mmmm Seriously

Could this be our next victim!! http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=5049

I'm stealing that one!

Wow 2 threads in one!! 1. Scared of the penis enlarger, the ladies seem happy with my modest size and ti allows me to hamer longer in places were others are not invited!! Now if I was trying for a porn movie and wanted to be a male stripper this would be a great device. 2. So cerb is extremely popular in Ottawa because there are no competing boards, with all these information seekers you would think that we could get better response to some of the polls, kinda like the valued member award that I really really want to win (please vote for me!) I think we get a dispraportionate amount of lurkers and poachers.

One of my best SP experiences was the DP that happened earlier this year, although I have had many experiences with non SP's this was the best professional one I have had. It was very difficult to organize and equally challenging to find a willing SP but it was worth it, I have not done a DP for nearly 10 years and it reminded me of the good old days. The lady was really into it and I thought there was a strong bond there time will tell.

Just have to be careful ever since the dwarf tossing thing many groups are sensitive to us little people wrestling with regular sized people in public. Will have to keep the video out of the wrong hands!! (those politically correct bastards!)

I will be seeing Cat this week we may have to wrestle to settle the title!!

The hotel industry is obsessed with statistics, they can tell you how many people pee in the pool and the average number of guests taking the stairs vs the elevator. It is astounding, however in that business they need to fully understand the numbers to control the costs. Everything is understood right down to how many little bars of soap they will need for any given month.