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Years ago, I had a propane BBQ. Brand name was something like "Delecto", but I nicknamed it: "Destructo"...for a very good reason. Decided to burn some kind of dead carcass one evening, so I went and turned-on the tap at the propane bottle end. Discovered I didn't bring the matches, so I had to go back inside to look for them. Took about 5min before I found them buried behind a pile of crap in the kitchen cupboard. Went outside again, struck a match, lifted the lid and stuck the match inside one of the lighter holes. I got my face nice and close to the BBQ so I could see what I was doing....and that's when I noticed that the burner taps had been left in the ON position. The BBQ had been filling up with propane while I was looking for the damn matches! I just had time to mutter to myself "Holy Shiii..." WOOOF!! The resulting explosion caused the BBQ lid to fly open & I got an instant tan and hair curl. All the hair on my forehead got nice & crispy. I completely lost all the hair in my nose - and don't get me started about the moustache! Eyebrows & lashes got it too. All I could smell for a week was burned hair. Yuck!

I remember a very fine session with a wonderful mature lady. We sat on the couch afterwards. I was clothed. She was naked. We talked of lazy silly things that don't really matter much. Family, travels, things that humans do. We shared some chuckles. I took and stroked her hand, arm, face and thighs. I looked her in the eyes. I made a friend just then. It was delightful, relaxing and just plain loving. A subtle thing to share with another. A friendship can be fragile indeed. A valuable experience that I will take with me.

Depends on how one uses said device. I get turned-on by invention. One cannot be jealous if a Double Headed Dildo (DHD) is used for the benefit of all human kind. A DHD is a very versatile thing...dog toy, swizzle stick, painting implement, egg beater...even the cops can use it as an enforcement tool. The great thing is it comes in different colours.

Oh, it's a very political issue. What I am saying is that Harper will do whatever is politically expedient to continue a successful government. My definition of a successful government is one that stays in power. That means keeping the vote. From our perspective, that just may mean more of the same in terms of legislation. Keeping it safe and neutral.

Great thread Cristy - unfortunately I have more questions than answers. I think I got a handle on the device in general, but I'm missing the finer details. Is there any pleasure involved for the lady...somewhere? The links provided by MM were sort of useful in describing the product, but assumed the purchaser knows what to do with the damn thing. To stupid clods like me, that's like describing the size & shape of banana, but not how to deal with it. Can anyone help me out?

This guy definitely needs to clean up his shit. He's had loads of opportunity & he still fucks it up. Where is this fella going?

Sex trade legislation has always been a hot potato for politicians. I'm surprised the Harpies wanted to tackle it, but I guess they had no choice. They're going to get their asses booted back to the stone age if they don't do it right. Protect the innocent. Protect the under age. Protect the exploited. Tall order for one bill.

As a boy, on family vacations, I collected key chains as we traveled Northern Ontario & Eastern Canada. Key chains were easy to carry & cheap to buy. Had a bunch of 'em. I gave up the habit of collecting physical things a long time ago. Threw out my key chain collection because they took too much space and required maintenance. Don't much care about the loss. I remember where I bought everything & how it looked. I guess I can say I collect memories. Not physical things. I have memories of aging people, a different way of life in frontier towns, ghost mines, fisheries, craberies, fortresses, kind people, rain, fog, logging roads, beautiful scenes, smells, museums, the oceans, lakes, campgrounds, natural rivers and waterfalls and streams, the rockies, deserts, mountains. I can go on, but this to me is my collection. Nice thread.:icon_biggrin:

Who was the walk-in? A big hairy guy bouncer ape or porn-star lady receptionist :icon_biggrin: ...or maybe mom (again)? ...I know, I'm such a friggin pig

11k posts??! This joint wouldn't be the same without your character & contributions. Congrats RG - be sure to raise one (a cup of coffee that is..) and think of all of us in the nude - especially me!:icon_biggrin:....wait, that sounded kind of gay. I'm not really gay. But now that I deny it, I suppose that makes me sound kind of like a closet gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that. I've got lots of relatives and friends that are gay. Most of them are female. I think it's guys like me that turn them gay....wait, am I rambling?

Bought more minutes for my PetroCanada Mobility phone. Doing a Homer Simpson: Mmmmm, minutes...aahhhhh, slobber....

Looking forward to your recommendation hint, hint, hint...:icon_biggrin:

I never said you were misogynistic :biggrin:....but now that you raise the question - are you?

Well, this is a forum. Opinions come in all shapes and sizes. Doesn't matter if it comes from long standing members (appearing to be the guardians of morality or ethics whatever that is...). You seem to have an authority thing going on. Are you Asperger? I'm a long standing, umm, elite member, umm...anything else?... I'm also a slug. The "Brownie point" system is just a fun little cookie for frequent posters. IMO - No need to get outraged. Do you get outraged over frequent flyer points?

Been with Teksavvy for several years. Little company located in Chatham, On. Chatham is basically a small town surrounded by corn fields. If you like to live in an area with a whole lot of nothing, Chatham is the place to be. Rather a nice spot if you ask me (but I like corn). It's very flat & must be brutal in Winter. Anyway, I really like their service and the cost is quite reasonable. I'm paying about 28/mo (with tax) for DSL. It's not unlimited download, but it's adequate for my family needs. In the past, their T. support was a little spotty. You were likely to be on "hold" for quite awhile depending on the time of day. Lately, response has been pretty good. They obviously hired more people. Very friendly staff - I actually had one very nice tech support fellow invite me to drop by his place to meet he & the wife if I were ever in the neighbourhood. And, no - it's not as Freddy Kruger as it might sound. That's just wonderfully small-town nice. We both connected in a friendly way & we had a good chuckle over my general, technical stupidity. I'm from a small Southern On town too, so I appreciated the invitation gesture. Oops, I'm rambling and digging the hole deeper. My dog is keeping me up - it's 1:42am.:icon_eek:

I recall an incident at the local Lawblows. SO & I were waiting in line at the Express Checkout (1-16 items). We were behind some fellow who had a HUGE order & for some reason, he decided he wanted to use the Express line. As the cashier was handling his order, he proceeded to start chewing-out the cashier. He felt there weren't enough cashes open to handle the surge in customers, so he was justifying his need to use the Express. British chap. Reasonably well dressed. Entitled. You know the type. Well folks, my SO is not a person with whom you wish to fuck around with. She works with the public & encounters all types of assholes. She knows how to deal with assholes. She has performed in community theatre & has an actor's ability to project vocally. She's also a semi-professional singer with a wonderful, expressive range. Since we were next in line & in close proximity to Mr. Entitled, Hooo-boy, she tore a WIDE strip off this particular asshole. The performance was award winning and quite impressive. I'm sure the whole store, parking lot & neighbourhood heard her eloquent, verbal ass-kicking. Mr. Asshole didn't have any reply. He was totally in shock. His balls quietly rolled out the bottom of his trousers along with a weak stream of urine. He shamefully loaded his purchases in the cart and bailed (without his nuts, I might add). Ms. Cashier had a slight & grateful grin as did the others waiting patiently in line (we're Canadian after all...we're very polite). Haven't seen that particular asshole in that store again. Hold your heads high. Here's to people who will stand-up for what's right and fight to reduce assholery around the world! Protect yourself - have an advance plan to bring dirt bags to earth.

Well - I guess that reporter's opinion kind of covers all the tried & true feminist bases. Heard all of this crap more than 30 years ago...and it was old then. Guess all the reporter had to do was dig into the feminist archives eh? Umm, ok - Shrug. What was the point of the article? A man in a similar situation is a leader. A woman in a similar situation is a bitch. That's it? That's all there is? I'm going to be outrageous here & play the devil's advocate. Let's just generally genderize politics altogether. Men leaders are bad because they aren't nurturing women. They are tough psychopathic drunks or thugs. Let's have more leaders like Rob Ford and Adolf Hitler. Women leaders are good because they are female and therefore nurturing. But to be a leader, females have to be a bitch and therefore non-nurturing. Let's have more leaders like Margaret Thatcher & Catherine the Great. Let the mud-slinging begin.:smileysmontrefesse:

Got an idea - why don't we do a "gown night" at a local Starbucks with our friend Tom. Could cause a few "smiles" and more than a little notoriety.

I don't know what to say Tom except to say I too wish you better days! You're probably already well on track with this, but coming from a Cerbite friend, I suggest you tell your doc about this episode and your general quality of life. Do you have support you can call upon? J.

I hear ya too. I sort of have the: "been there, done that....yawn" feeling. Could be cyclical. The time of year might have something to do with the way you feel. At the time of this writing, we're coming up on Spring & the days are getting longer. You might re-discover that itch.

I've used the PetroCan plan for a few years now. Very convenient. I originally bought the phone plan from 7/11, but they got out of the phone biz. PetroCan picked up the remains & I've been with them ever since. The phones aren't the best, but they git the job done. Texting on my phone really blows, so I may opt for something newer. It may be a function of the quality of the phone or the Rogers network, but every now & then, I get no reception bars. Frustrating. You just have to wait until reception comes alive again.

Don't know why I missed this great thread when it came out. Thanks Joy for bumping it. It gives me a lot to think about. For instance, I never thought to ask SPs or MAs prior to arranging an appt if they wear any kind of cologne or lipstick or smoke (highly sensitive to all). On the weird shit-o-meter for serious allergies, Mesquite (along with bee stings) can send me into cardiac arrest. I think it's unlikely providers will have a huge helping of the stuff prior to appointments, but you never know. I guess I'll have to ask from now on. Edit: Call me paranoid, but I cannot accept consumable gifts from anyone. I don't want to take the chance of my body rejecting anything. I'm not presupposing injury from any SP/MA. Chocolates, wine, water, candies, breath fresheners, etc. I've had a very nice experience from an indy MA who offered me chilled, filtered water from the fridge in a glass cup. I had to refuse the gesture. I suggested in future she offer chilled water from a sealed water bottle. On future visits, she continued with the old style and I've since discontinued seeking services.

Wait, there are sponsor Ads? Honestly, I don't ever recall seeing 'em. I usually browse in Gallery mode. Thanks to the Cowboy, it's kinda' fun to read comments on the scammers & fakes on BP.

Originally Posted by Zoe Zee What age/persona constitutes a MILF? Just curious... Is a MILF & a Cougar the same critter, but different clothes? Of course I'm talking about stereotypes here... MILF - Casual, sultry, understated makeup, slightly revealing top, close fitting skirt, heels, mini-van. Husband perpetually working weekends and late nights. Cougar - Leopard print spandex, short black sequin jacket, hoop earrings, stilettos, Martini glass, over-the-top makeup & hair. Porsche from last (or 2nd last) divorce settlement.

Boredom my friend. Simple, mind-numbing, astounding & profound boredom. Think of it as a creative outlet...sort of. No highjack perceived.