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The skill of crafting a really good belch is much like performing Shakespeare at the Globe Theatre. The opportunity and the moment of the performance comes perhaps only once to the lucky few. Those who practice the craft in all seriousness will, over time, gain notoriety, admiring looks and perhaps a little infamy. It's my life's work. Do you have the talent? I've had some really good moments & others I'd much rather let rest in peace. Options & locations: In private. Alone in a darkened room. With a box of kleenex (to wipe up the drool). In public at a fancy restaurant - I got quite a laugh for that one & embarrassed the shit out of my friends. One I shared with a good friend - right in her left ear (I got slapped for that one). In front of a mirror to tune facial expressions. Good for personal entertainment on a slow moment. In front your children. Hey, where did you learn it from?? Technique: Really loud. With colour. With texture. With flavour mmmm.. Some are bubbly. Verbally expressive. Looong & smoothly burbly. Constant decibel level & breath control - good for going through the alphabet. Short and barking. Single vowel (OOooooo is my favourite although I've been known to use Ehhhhh with a slight nasal overtone). Of all the experts I've encountered, by far the best was my ex's sister. She could shame the worst of the worst! She was the only person I knew who could make me gag and laugh at the same time. What a natural. Got gas?

Ragnar certainly is a ladies man, isn't he? I think both wife & son will come back to re-join the clan for the sake of survival. They both seemed pissed and they do have a beef to settle with Mr. randy Ragnar. I think the boy was brave to accompany mom in her moment of pique. Principles are fine, but to survive in the middle of frigging nowhere, you have to be practical in such matters and depend on safety in numbers. Besides, what's not to like with a lady like Princess Aulag?

Catchy tune too.... http://devour.com/video/how-to-open-a-beer/

So, I've seen Ford's commercials for the parking assist option. I get a serious boner melter about this thing for a couple of reasons. I don't trust anyone to park my car but me. I don't care if it/whoever is smarter or more computerized than me. I just can't release the wheel. Maybe it's a slug thing? I cringe whenever my newly G2 licensed kid parks the car, but that's the experience we all have to bear, right? But jeez, this option takes the fun out of the whole thing eh? Last time I looked, you can't pass the final driver's test just by pressing the button. What happens in really crappy driving conditions? Does it work if you have to park during slippery snow shit? Has anyone actually experienced this weird kind of little dreamcumtrue? Am I missing something?

Can't discuss illegal stuff here. You should know better. "Careful" wording is just BS - it's not a good thing to do. We all enjoy certain freedoms in this genre, but to suggest, bequest or request sex trade business outside legality is not acceptable. Don't do it on this site!

Dude! Just what the hell did you major in at University??! I met some seriously cute chicks, but I never, ever had twins. I musta' majored in loser nerd. jEEZeroo - you are my new...I dunno what to call you, but I'm definitely an admirer!

Ohhh goodness. There are things I haven't considered. This thread has the possibility for some entertaining complications. In the interests of creativity - I'm certainly willing to let thoughts stray where they might. Just bear with me a sec, if I had a beefcake ID twin or triplet bro, would the ladies of the female persuasion be into a dinner party scenario? ....maybe a really messy food fight?

Would you do 'em together or separate?

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Guys. I can hijack my own thread...I think - are there any rules about that? You're not supposed to hijack my thread - so stop doing it - LOL. Sooo rude!! I don't hijack your threads. Well, maybe I do a little, but not much. The question was: Who do you trust - he or she?

Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful comments all! Honest, heartfelt, warm, articulate - words fail me. Thank you for your inspiration! This thread was intentionally designed with a leading line to inspire controversy and challenge POVs. That's what I do. I'm a slug and an imaginary gangster after all. But what I truly didn't expect was that ironically, my own frigging post decided to challenge me. I'm a respected member of my neighbourhood. I'm a Dad. My child loves me most of the time. I have a dog - he sort of likes me (when I let him up on the bed or the sofa). I pay my taxes. I recycle. I've been to church. Nice institution in theory. The God concept doesn't make any sense to me. Never has. Great music though. Here's the big question - Should I trust myself? I have an SO. I made a commitment to my SO to stay faithful over 20yrs ago. I love her, protect her, have a family life with her - We just don't have sex anymore. Got our own reasons like everyone else. Yet, here I am...a long-standing member of a community who is devoted to exchanging intimacy with strangers. So, I have to ask you, if you were my SO, would you trust me? From an SO/SP POV - Ask yourself the questions - Would you consider me to be trustworthy? Are you holding out on me? Do you have a secret life? Who are your hook-ups? Would you tell me all the juicy, nasty details? How much family money have you spent on hobbying? We all have a reason for being here. I'm not trying to be judgmental - I consider you all to be friends. Thank you all for being here and sharing your experiences.

He or She?

I've heard through my experience on other boards that Ottawa is a pain in the toes city for cancellations. My thoughts are not based on any real experience so I'm just guessing - but maybe clientelle behaviour is based on the job base: Gov't + High Tech + Service. Maybe cancellations are due to lack of time opportunity where a worker gets called in at last minute meeting. A sense of entitlement where a power worker feels s/he can call the timing shots with impunity. This happens all the time in the service industry. Maybe service saturation - there's One Hellova' lot of SPs/MPs/MAs out there trying to grab attention for a limited # of clients.

One of them reminded me of the intro to True Blood. I love that intro. Been to the deep, bible-belt U.S. south several times & it's bang-on true. An incredible experience. Frig, now I got that song TB stuck in my head.

According to Wiki, the definition of an ear worm is as follows: "An earworm is a catchy piece of music that continually repeats through a person's mind after it is no longer playing. Phrases used to describe an earworm include musical imagery repetition, involuntary musical imagery, and stuck song syndrome. According to research by James Kellaris, 98% of individuals experience earworms. Women and men experience the phenomenon equally often, but earworms tend to last longer for women and irritate them more." ....and the definition goes on I've got one irritating earworm going on and it doesn't involve Elvis or Barry Manilow (this time). I'm too sexy (Right said Fred - 1992). This song at the time of this writing, is 22 frigging years old. Why are advertisers still using it in commercials???!!! After all these years, I was thankfully just beginning to forget this annoying, trashy, useless, piece of ..... (and I'll end here before I get in trouble). "I'm too sexy for my shirt...too sexy for my...." AARRRGGHHHH! stoppit stoppit stoppit!! Does somebody have a magic magnet so I can pull this earworm from my brain???!!! Do you have a cure or do I have to replace it with another annoying Earworm? Please heeelllppp mee!!

This is the funniest article I've read on the so-called political Olympics.... http://news.ca.msn.com/top-stories/could-this-be-the-gayest-olympics-ever and it's on cbc/MSN...so it's gotta be true! Look, in all honesty this stuff has got to be over the top stupid. The games are now labelled as the GAY GAMES. Just to make it clear - I don't have any problem with being Gay, Queer, TG, TS or any other orientation but I just loove it to shit when a Government gets it balls caught up in it's own idiotic policy. The Russian gov't made itself an EASY target from the get-go. Putin (AKA - Dobby) now it has to somehow support the games & distance himself from his own stupid, lumbering, grunting parody of the politburo he represents. GOOOD LUCK! But on a positive note - I wish the best for all the athletes. Resist doping - all are true champions regardless of politics. I truly understand the pain, sacrifice, rituals you maintain to get where you are!

I prefer to not leave a trail....just a big, ugly, stinky, green, smiley-ass smear. I love stains. The messier, the better. But I'm a slug. What else can I do? Cristy - Allow me to take your quote totally out of context. That's my thing. I love making stuff up. I also love to pull your zipper ripper sexy leg. Dang- c'mon over and beat me up sweetie. Raaawwrrr! Ahem, sorry. I think I got distracted. Back to the original thread....

I think I can generally sympathize with your problem of sharing personal information, but the thesis so far as stated in your comment is kind of lost on me. Things are too vague. You need to expand a little more on what really happened so we can fully appreciate your POV. There are a number of complex thoughts and implications, but nothing in your post really stands-out as a statement with which I can fully understand. What connection are you trying to draw between Cerb ladies, privacy and your curious experience? Your post seems to be rather contradictory in places, so you got me scratching my head. Based on keywords, I think I captured some actions/conclusions: * You should protect your own privacy & interests. * Cerb provides absolute confidence when dealing with Cerb ladies. Comments: This is after all just simply a forum - not a safety net. Both providers and clients need to take steps to assure their own safety & confidentiality. Did I miss anything that you really wanted to say?

Yep - absolutely agree with previous posts. She is a generous, warm and adventurous lady. She is the real deal for sure. She's got heart. I highly recommend her! Suggestion - You should maybe discuss terms before visiting so you can both get an understanding of expectations and establish trust.

Funny as Hell! Real: Ricky Slamm Cerb: Chuck Quickie My Dog: Doctor Gasper (you won't believe how accurate this one is)...

He did have a screen presence, didn't he? Both PSH and Meryl Streep did justice to the performance in "Doubt". Unexpected and sad news this is.

Good points all. So let's put our collective selves on the hotseat & ask how you would handle this situation if you are the one who has to keep the peace. What do you do if you wear the badge? Do you do an inner monologue and debate the finer points of law & liberty with yourself or do you try to rationalize your private life with your job or do you simply hold your nose & do your duty and dig out exploitive cocksuckers? To me, it's a pretty simple equation (but then, I'm a slug, so what do I know). Does one solution fit all?... Obviously Not.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/hamilton/news/ontario-woman-arrested-in-trafficking-of-teen-sex-worker-1.2509823 Edit: Thought I should also include a few comments for my link posts above and below - these articles may offer further insight. The cops in my experience are pretty straight-up. Don't fuck with them & they won't fuck with you. The police have seen it all & they've been around the block more than a few times. The cops don't just barge in your home or establishment without your permission & make accusations. The media loves to make a story, so take newspaper articles with an extra large grain of salt. Know your rights, protect yourself & citizen privileges. You don't have to admit anyone through your door without proper identification & search documents. https://nfa.ca/resource-items/search-warrants-police-are-your-door-what-do-you-do

Re question: Can you be friends with a SP/Client? IMO No. You have your life, the SP/Client has theirs. Realities can occasionally collide in public, but no one here wants to acknowledge each other as true friends would. Office party/bar/street Scene: "Oh hello (SP Name/Client Name), I'd like to introduce you to my SO, children, grandma', parents and my boss. We like to FUCK on the kitchen floor on a regular/semi-regular basis". Works pretty well in most social circles, don't you think? That is the simplified version. Don't get me wrong, I'm not that one dimensional, but I do have a point. I truly like the people I play with. Otherwise I wouldn't do it! Emotions are involved...sooo - are you really going to pretend to get confused about the relationship? People pay for their fuck buddies to go away, not stick around. Can we share our lives? Sure....for a little while. Don't confuse Fucking for money to be actual friendship. It's a service plain and simple. If you want to socialize after Fucking, that's up to you. I'm pretty sure any so-called friendship won't last beyond the next appointment. Brutally yours, J.

Thanks for keeping us in the loop Tom. Has the Doc got you on some good meds? Don't be shy about taking 'em if they improve quality of life. I hope I wasn't that asshole that gave you the cold. I haven't been kissing any guys lately (as far as I can remember), so it probably wasn't me. Oh, wait - were you that rather handsome fellow standing in the checkout line at Canadian Tire? We struck up a casual conversation & things just kinda went on....ohh, never mind. This cold takes frigging FOR-FUCKING-EVER to go away! My thoughts are with you dude.