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Oooo thanks for this fStop! Will have to drop by & raid their stock.

I think most everyone here has good intentions to make positive contributions, make friends, have a laugh, rack-up good experiences. On the flip side, this forum is somebody else's sandbox & we gotta respect the sandbox rules. God knows I've fucked-up more than a couple of times. Oh well, life continues. Message - don't feel too sorry about yourself. Learn from feedback & move forward. I think there is room for you in this crazy forum. You sound like a thoughtful individual. Good luck!

I understand they're horrendously EXPENSIVE. A program I was watching (which prompted this thread) billed one large white truffle at about $5k. Where does one buy this stuff?? While I'm at the mic, where can one buy Beluga caviar in Ottawa?

Just curious if anyone has ever tried a true Truffle. This is not the run-of-the-mill store bought chocolate sweet. I'm talking about the fungus thing grown in Tuscany forests: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Truffle What is the appeal of this thing? Is it a dream come true or is it an acquired taste much like anchovies or Caviar? BTW, don't get me started on Caviar. All that's offered in local stores are Lumpfish roe. True Caviar should be Beluga. Yes, I realize what that sounds like - I'm a frigging snob!

We've all been to relationship hell in one shape or another. Here's your chance to vent. Give us your experiences. Give us your revenge. Allow us to experience your victimization! Make it nasty. Make it vindictive. Get it out of your system. No names please. Give us your WORST but please explain how you were responsible for the breakup & how you recovered (if you did). Me first: Fortunately, I've never had the pleasure of a really nasty breakup. No rumours, no broken dishes, no black eyes or credit bombs. Sure, I had some annoying moments with a GF doing some sneaking around. To be fair, she gave me warning that if I didn't fuck her enough, she would have to look elsewhere. I was too busy with engineering school & I was totally exhausted at the end of the day. Anyone who's gone through Engineering will understand how fucking crazy I would be. I'm going to spell it out here. She was a gorgeous fucking redhead. University Honours graduate. Intelligent like you wouldn't believe!!. Sense of humour. I laughed my ass-off with this woman. Wonderful in bed. She could bathe the bed with her pussy juice. Put up with my bullshit. Perky tits, Kissed like you wouldn't believe. I was in kiss heaven - I somehow had the girl of my dreams & I couldn't make it last: I D I D N 'T F U C K H E R E N O U G H Met her several years later. Didn't recognize her. Fat, middle aged, gray hair...lol I'm such a lucky bastard. You are welcome to throw rocks, but please include a few stories of your own and tears my dears.

Oooh jeez, you are absolutely right - he loves his ol' man!! You are so fortunate to have such a loyal companion. What a wonderful experience. Update on my doggy: He is now using diapers. He feels more secure around the house. Without diaper, if he had an accident, he used to feel really bad. Now, he can comfortably do his thing & I can feel good about the carpets. We can enjoy each others company again. He still likes to occupy the sofa. He still likes to growl when you lift him up ...but he does it with a smile. Give it up for Wesley!! He's my guy!

Ouch! Please PM. Even though you're in a different city, this info should be shared (privately) so that others won't experience the same pain as you.

I don't understand anything in this post. Can you please clarify?

Crap. I must be getting old - I even remember when the Dollar was just a regular restaurant. Used to go there for lunch or after work gatherings. The place next door was a convenience store. Used to service SD customers for smokes & chewing gum. My, how times have changed.

Does that mean you didn't get a Happy ending?

Claire isn't an SP. MA only....but a damn good one!

I agree with Lee. This is the game we play here & it has its' consequences. Sorry to be the guy who rips the bandage off, but I believe your relationship has run it's course. Will you ever be able to earn her trust? Answer: Nope. Not a chance in hell. Oh wait - Maybe - if you agree to intense psychotherapy, sexual addiction counselling, couples group therapy, etc. IMO you intuitively already have the answers to your situation. "I am not sure what will happen but she says if I want to stay I have to tell her everything." Do you like to do daily confessionals? Answer: Only if you continually want to be the guilty party. You will never pass any test, so why try? You are who you are. Never apologize for that. Do you want to risk being the subject of revenge conversations amongst the ladies at parties, weddings & other gatherings? Answer: It will happen whether you like it or not and you will perpetually be the moral bad guy and she will consistently be the virginal walking wounded. Word gets around OP & you are the dessert d'jour. My suggestion - don't allow yourselves to be caricatures of who you really are. Do yourself & friend a favour & part on amicable terms. Do it sooner than later. Brutal, I know - but it will end badly otherwise.

Just adding my voice to the chorus of well-wishers here Castle. I hope you find joy in whatever direction you choose. It sounds like you've taken stock of your situation - it takes courage to take those first steps toward a new life. Best, J.

The most important meal of the day. I'm gonna bring out all the stuff I really like...mmmmmm!! Ham. Must have Ham. Gonna have Bing Crosby crooning Sparkling white wine & orange juice Christmas tree lights Dog wearing fake reindeer antlers. He's gonna hate me (more than he already does). Fruit bread English muffins Eggs - any style...I'll cook 'em any way you like arrrrrrr. I just learned how to do "over easy" c'mon over! Should I do eggs benedict? Bacon bacon bacon B.A.C.O.N.!! Cheese ummm - did I miss anything?

Good thread nom. Thanks for raising the question. I've wondered what to do in this type of situation. It would be kinda' hot to have an experience with an acquaintance, wouldn't it?

I agree with your decision to move on. I think I'm just repeating what Nicolette said... Tempting as it might be to give her a ring, I was thinking of other complications. As she is/was an old friend, maybe you both know people in common? If so, and if you saw her, things have ways of getting "out". At your stage in life, you may not fully appreciate how your hobbying information (in the hands of unscrupulous people) could forever impact your reputation. To varying degrees, we here on Cerb all have hobbying/professional/personal lives to maintain. I for one, prefer to separate and protect all of the above. I recommend you don't take unnecessary risks. While I respect the professionalism of all the providers here, this is still an underground lifestyle and nobody wants to be "outed" in public. Your friend in turn may also feel the burn. However, since she is advertising with a face pic, I believe she has already accepted any downstream consequences. This includes the possibility of meeting people she knows. She may have a plan on how to handle these types of situations. ...just thinking out loud here

I can absolutely tell when a woman is masturbating in public. She has a distracted look in her eyes & a flush to her cheeks. Her pupils are dilated and her breathing quickens. At the same time, there is an ever so slight uplift at the corner of her mouth as she believes she is pulling a fast one. Nah - busted every time! Jeez - I can't begin to tell you how many times it's happened to me....convenience stores, swimming pools, Dentist office & oddly most of all - restaurants!. I've actually asked my server to stop what she's doing and just pour the coffee. You just can't convince me a woman can think she can get away with that stuff... just like faking an orgasm - it can't be done.

There is another BP Nikki mentioned on the Cowboy's Diary.

err...don't you mean "recommendation"? :biggrin:

I'm having a debate with myself about which actor drops the F-bomb better.... Samuel L. Jackson (Go to Fuck to Sleep!) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ADF4iY7KCk or Joe Pesci (Casino) They are both great - I wish I had the F-bomb chops these guys have.

No, I fucking beg to fucking disagree. I apologize for the passive-aggressive statement as well. No fucking insult is fucking intended. We who are OCD, must fucking abide by the fucking rules of English, fucking grammar. The fucking spelling wasn't fucking correct in that context. The fucking, cocksucking word "advice" (and I apologize for introducing a new cuss word) is the correct fucking usage. The fucking verb "gives" needs a fucking apostrophe after the fucking "s" to indicate a fucking plural possessive. The noun "who" implies plural whos, whoes, hows, hoes...ok, how the fuck do I spell plural "whos" godfuckingdamitt!?

This kind of sums things up nicely:

I don't think I will ever consider cosmetic surgery unless it is re-constructive surgery. I hope I can be forgiven for speaking on behalf of the majority of us guys, but face-lifts, liposuction, botox injections will likely be the exception...but I don't live in California.

On the positive side, yes - she does have nice pictures.

Over generalization: All Leaders are psychopaths. Self absorbed, narcissistic, self destructive. Examples: Augustus Caesar Alexander the Great Nero Elizabeth 1st Catherine the Great JFK LBJ PET Bogias... Does anyone see a pattern? A lot of the above were successful cocksuckers. They killed or fucked a lot of people at their own pleasure. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/kim-cranston/which-of-our-leaders-are-_b_752833.html Factor 1 Aggressive narcissism Glibness/superficial charm Grandiose sense of self-worth Pathological lying Cunning/manipulative Lack of remorse or guilt Emotionally shallow Callous/lack of empathy Failure to accept responsibility for own actions Socially deviant lifestyle Need for stimulation/proneness to boredom Parasitic lifestyle Poor behavioral control Promiscuous sexual behavior Lack of realistic, long-term goals Impulsiveness Irresponsibility Juvenile delinquency ** Early behavioral problems Revocation of conditional release ** Ford is a buffoon & is on a short path to self destruction. He needs to step out of his life & get good advice for a change. He's sadly gonna hit a concrete wall before anything good happens. Some councilors are out to make a name for themselves at Ford's expense. Wang reminds me greatly of a former U.S. Senator who used the same tactic - Joe McCarthy ring any bells?