Jabba

I'm gonna play the devil's advocate, but is racism actually happening here? I too have my ethnic/cultural preferences in who I want to pay to see. Would one call that discrimination or racism or just selective purchasing? So, I assume the SP has the same right of choice as do I. For an SP, that same right of choice is just labelled as racism? Is my understanding correct?

I'm actually talking about food here...pervs!:biggrin: My favs are: 1. Light Tuna + chopped celery + chives + miracle whip on thick slice soft whole wheat/grain. Sliced diagonally in 4s. Kosher pickle on the side. Fresh brewed Coffee. Great for road trips. 2. Smoked meat piled high + Sauerkraut (drained) + Mayo + Dijon mustard on light rye. Sliced in half. Sliced Kosher pickle on the side. Light cold beer. 3. Rotisserie Roast beef med rare (rump) sliced thin & piled high but evenly. Fresh dark rye or better yet, pumpernickel. A little hot horseradish. Mayo. Clover sprouts. Sliced in 3rds. Small bowl of cold gazpacho. Chilled dry white wine. Yours?

Yeah - I agree, there's no reason Roger's needs to have access to your place. I'm thinking if the routing issue is due to a hardware problem, it can be contained at the network level. It sounds pretty clunky if the techs have to manually isolate certain network paths from your router.

Thanks for the unintentional laugh SG! As I read the post: "Or is the girl doing body slide with her bum in your face?" a ridiculous image instantly launched in my pervert brain where the client's nose gets stuck up the MA's butt crack while she's attempting...I dunno, something? I'll leave it to the experts to clarify, but cheers for the smile (no pun intended)! :biggrin:

Dude: Coming from an old guy like me - trust me, as long as your tongue can get it up, you're a Champ! Fight the good fight. Watch UFC (scares the shit outta me). Enjoy the cup half filled thing. Y'know, now that I mention this, I get pissed if some sloppy dink spills my drunk. Cheat at Euchre. Not hard to do. Dink pletny of whine. Um ok...meby nit so muc..hic - Not hard to do. So, as you can tell from this thread - we're all thinking about you. You have friends here. Everyone wants to have some laughs at your expense. Get well you lazy bastard.

Maybe better posted in the "Warnings" section?

It's probably already been done somewhere, but do you think a ladies-only Saturday morning masturbation workshop or weekly masturbation lunch 'n learn would be popular? What kind of supplies would you need? Hmmmm Yoga mat Pillow(s) Mirror Lube Towels Wet wipes Coaching partner (me :-P)

I had a traumatic childhood. It was the early 60s. My dad shlepped on the hair tonic and parted my hair on the left side. I dunno why he insisted I part my hair that way, but one didn't question things when you were 5yrs old. I still remember him saying: "see, we make the part....Here!" The way he emphasized the word "Here" was like he captured a bird in flight or something. He jammed the comb down on my skull (front to back) and scraped the thing over my scalp until each and every strand of hair was at perfect right angles with my shoes. I stayed with that hair part style for years 'cuz I didn't know any other method. As I got older things evolved. It was the mid 60's and I had hair so short, it couldn't keep a part - thanks again Dad. Did I forget to mention he was the guy who cut my hair too? In my teens, in the 70s, I grew my hair just to piss-off everyone. I parted it in the middle too. Ha!...I'm such a rock star. Got tired of long hair pretty quick & got a hair style. My Stylist cut my hair so the part would fall wherever it wanted. I ignored the style & still parted my hair on the left side cuz apparently old habits die hard & I still didn't know any better. Funny how one's childhood comes back to haunt them. Now that I'm in my mid life crisis years, I bought a motorbike, grew a goatee & discovered my hair naturally parts on the right side. I have to confess I felt guilty; I didn't want to look like a Nazi or other deviant. I wanted shake things up and drop the shackles that bound my early life. So I reluctantly came out of the closet and accepted that I'm a right hand parter. I like my mid life crisis. I like my bike. I like my goatee and I especially like my part. I now look at heads to see which side the part is on. Seriously, I do; it's part of my mild OCD. You know, a lot of people part their hair on the right side. Go figure. I like to think it's a secret society: The right side hair parters. Only we know the secret sign. Do you want to know what it is?....we part our hair on the right side. Shhh. Don't tell anyone. At least I still have hair...I just need a life apparently. Thanks for reading. If you have hair, why do you part it the way you do?

Answer #1: Pffft - That's easy. Purgatory has no directions. Answer #2: See answer #1 above. The sun is perpetually directly overhead so you can't tell the direction based on the position of the sun no matter what time of eternity it is. Time has no meaning in this frame of reference so you can literally wait until Hell freezes over to make your fateful decision. C'mon already, didn't you pay attention? Answer #3: Yes but since the water has long since evaporated, you're transporting dried carp. Just thought you'd like to know. Answer #4: In Purgatory, you only get one station - "HELL" FM. Upside: the music rocks. Downside You have a limited selection: "The Devil Went Down To Georgia" Charlie Daniels Band is about it. Answer #5: I do if you do! Answer #6: You forgot to mention: "The Mighty Jabba". However, there is no such thing as "late" on this highway. The naked lady and her grass-stained partner are smiling & waving to you in slow silence as we speak. The grass ripples and flows according to your pleasure. Beware this passing vision for it will only serve to amuse and distract you. Answer #7: How precocious. What a fine little piece of human meat we have on the hook. Be aware - Jabba is the least of your concerns my dear. You have other, more powerful beings to appease once you enter the arena. Are you pretending or are you willing to play? Pssst - just role playing here. Not taking this seriously.

I def think a hair style must enhance the face structure. Otherwise, to me, it's just a style with no purpose. It's like combining disparate colours to walls - for ex/ green & blue in your living room. Sure, some Architects say it works, but boy, do they ever have to do some fancy dancing to convince people. Keep it simple IMO. A purposeful hairstyle is one that defines your character. It's a purposeful combination of colour, length, shape and maybe even texture (beads, waves, curls, etc). I gotta confess a weakness for short hair on ladies. I love to caress skin & I think the head has to be one of the most sensitive pleasure zones. Do you ladies have the "skull" to shave it all off?

........................ Re: :icon_biggrin: Still waiting for my uninformed random professional abuse *taps foot* ........................ My goodness, aren't we the multi-tasking one? ok - here goes: Your choice of games (Eeny Meenie Miney Mo) indicates you prefer to be a risk-taker on the road of life. God, I'm deep. Wait, wait...I would like you all to bow your heads and take a moment to admire myself. ....ok, where was I? Oh yeah - You mention you would "probably" pull over to do some field running. Does that mean pulling-over is optional? Alternatively, does it mean you and your handsome, intelligent, rich partner would leap from the car while it's still blasting down the highway? If the latter is the case, I would strike out the descriptor: "intelligent". While I'm on the subject of intelligence, how can you jump one's bones if both of you have the sunshine on your backs? I have a vision in my mind's eye where your two naked bodies resemble, I dunno - two pink, naked bodies expecting something fun to happen. The physics don't work. Inefficient coupling IMO. Everyone has their own unique style I guess. In conclusion, you reveal several curious, yet fun, quirks in your character. Keep up the good work, but I suggest you do not leap naked from running cars in an attempt to land into grassy fields. From my experience that only results in the mother of all grass stains (or road rash - especially if you miss the field).

I read a blog today that more or less got my interest. There was an annoying question: "If you came to a four-way stop in the middle of nowhere and you could see for miles and could tell no one else was on the road, would you still come to a full stop at the stop sign?" Apparently, it's a personality test question. For the life of me, I don't understand why people would fret over this kind of crap...but here goes. Advance warning, if you respond to this question, be prepared for somewhat uninformed and random professional abuse on your personality...that is of course, only if I think your answer deserves a response. I will probably make stuff up as I go along just for my own amusement. Try not to be offended...well, ok, you can be a little offended. Good luck to all....this promises to be a challenge (to some). Hint: As far as I know, the answer doesn't actually involve sex. But, you could describe an embarrassing anecdote if you like.

I live in upscale, middle-age suburbia. It's also known as Genericanada. Neighbours are cautiously courteous in as much as we don't intrude on each others quiet enjoyment of the streetscape. We all wave at each other as we take the garbage out but we barely know each other's names. Sick, eh? If someone puts an appliance curbside, outraged people print-off messages & plaster them all over the offending piece of appliance saying this "Neighbourhood is XXX & doesn't allow this sort of thing". I'm serious and I'm ashamed to have lived with such dimbulbs. If the grass grows too long, we have the right to complain to city hall. F**k me, that has happened too. But speaking of grass. My neighbour's boy (who is an occasional visitor due to divorce) was cutting his dad's lawn. He did a good job on his dad's lawn, but he went a step further and did very nice thing (despite the neighbourhood policy of being nasty). He looked at my sorry patch of desert & cut my weeds too. Now, I barely have any opportunity to even say hello to my neighbour, let alone his boy. I know it was his boy who cut my lawn, cuz I saw him outside this afternoon on my neighbour's property. What should I do? I much appreciate the lawn cutting cuz my side was getting thick and shaggy. He seems like a good boy. I haven't had much of an opportunity to talk with the lad. My opinion - His dad is an asshole, but a quiet neighbour. His boy seems like a very considerate lad. How can I show my appreciation?

Sometimes I like mood music. Great song for driving at night. Lyrics are kind of stupid, but typical for the early 70s. Instrumentation & sound effects are pretty cool IMO & slightly ahead of its time. Riders on the storm - The Doors 1971 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DED812HKWyM

ok...I'm wet. Thanks Pete :p

In my youth, I used to think there was no such thing as a bad BJ. With more experience under my belt (pun), I've come to realize some techniques can make a BJ unpleasant. Unpleasant = teeth. During one such tooth session, I provided feedback to my SP, but to no avail. I finally had to request a change in venue. Fortunately, that experience was by far the exception. The remainder of my experiences range from ok to mediocre to exceptional. What makes for an exceptional BJ you might ask? I believe it's when the SP accurately reads her client's responses. Pleasure cues are often subtle, so the true professional needs to appreciate and interpret non-verbal communication. Body language, posture, positioning, facial expressions, silence, breathing, hand guidance - it's all part of the equation. Is it a science? Nope. An art - I believe so. But you decide.

That small explosion you may have heard was the sound of my little mind blowing-up. Pay no attention. It will heal in time. Hammer with the crescent wrench outline?? That's absurd - it, it just won't fit. Honestly Lee, sometimes I think you do this deliberately just to test my limits. I have it on good authority it's somewhat illegal too. Have you actually tried this? Tell me you haven't tried this. I can't believe anyone could try....oh - can you send me a picture? I can understand if some misguided soul were to attempt to install a pot in a cutlery drawer. When visiting, my 82 year old mother-in-law does this sort of thing, just for entertainment value. I politely indulge her because she is so good to me. When she leaves, I tenderly remove my nails imbedded in my palms*. *On further note, I have a steady & handy supply of disinfectant and bandages. I like to get the large bottles of hand gel disinfectant from CostCo. They come with the pump dispenser. You don't have to pick up a yucky squeeze bottle. But Dude! I can't believe anyone could deliberately mix the white socks with the black socks :icon_eek: - brrrrr. That's rather disorganized. It's disturbing and I'm uncomfortable with the concept.

Work bench - Oh, I do like an orderly, neat desk or woodworking bench. I love to paint the outline of a tool on a backboard just to define where to place/hang the tool. Just like shop class in high school. Kitchen - Oh my kitchen. I need my pots & pans in their own dependable spot. Sanitized counter tops and stove top free of grease, or other corruption. I have to order stainless steel counter tops & appliances so I can see the slightest smear of fingerprint or contamination. Windex is the cure-all for sure. Bedroom - Oh I thrive in defined places where I can depend upon my own brand of precision and level of hygiene. Fresh linens and duvets every night. Fresh air moving throughout my room. My very own underwear drawer. I can stack my white socks separately from from my black socks. I wash my socks as units so I don't have any orphans at the end of wash day. Oh, I so dislike clutter and clutter for the sake of decoration. I need to control my environment environment ENvironment for the sake of my sanity or i will go nutsbecause I can't maintain control over the beautiful souls in my family. Is anyone else in the same boat? BTW - just a pretend rant. Sort of. I want irrational flow of thought.

Hi, I speak from experience. This board frowns on anyone PMing information concerning another board. You get rewarded with an infraction.

Who says toys are only for boys? The hardware store is good for so many wonderful experiences. For us guys, we just have to wear clothing that hides....ummm...our excitement at finding the right tool?

splitz - You're just calling it like you see it. Don't feel like you have to apologize for, or sugar coat, your experiences on this site. No point in trying to put lipstick and high heels on a pig. I for one won't get offended. Keep it up (the posts that is...) Good post dude. Let us know how things go.:biggrin:

Give up on this one. Not your fault.

Shit! I voted before I read the rules of the thread. I guess that means I have to render an opinion or I'm..or ...I dunno, doing something I shouldn't be doing. Sorry xXxAxXx - I think I understand your confusion and frustration about bookings. I think you asked a fair question. I don't have first hand GB experience to help you, but I think you have sufficient empirical data available for you to draw your own conclusions. GBs apparently don't work in the way you would like. Just my simple minded opin.

YuP!! - What she said. Gimme numbers. I like numbers. Numbers don't arbitrate, debate, delegate, eloquate, equivocate, lie, negotiate. They just are. For instance, if I described my member as a handsome and soulful piece of joy wrapped in a delicious & generous yet spicy slice of memorabilia - would you know what the hell I was talking about? Instead, you can depend on cold, hard facts: Gifted with a consistent girth of 4in diameter and 9in stretch, my axle is sure to enhance a broad range of experiences. Pile driving pneumatic power is derived from a Meatheat source (where 1Mh=1Metric Hp). Fluid delivery mechanism remains in reserve until optimal moment. Guaranteed 3.79 Litres upon release. Which one do you like better?:handjob:

May sound harsh or paranoid - I don't ever chance giving a compliment to ladies who I don't know. Period. Any comment could be perceived as sexual harassment - I've seen the corporate training videos. If I know the lady well - perhaps, but it's always very neutral. I lean slightly on the positive side with any compliments. I have a verbal App for that: "[Insert non-committal answer here] - have a nice day". For eg/ If my SO asks: "Does this dress make my ASS look HUGE?", I would probably say something like: "I think the pattern is attractive - have a nice day"...I would then make a lame excuse and a discrete exit. Seriously?...we've been conditioned to avoid familiar social congress in the fear that it's out of bounds. I prefer to stay a safe distance. I'm very cautious and with good reason.