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I think I've just been spanked (I kinda' like it). :spank:

Lana, Losing a family member is one of the most profound experiences you can ever go through. You will remember the moments as they occur and everything around them. Do everything you can for your family members to make sure there are moments you won't regret. Best & gentle thoughts in your experience.

I got a sure fire cure. You don't have to breath into a bag. You don't have to fart on your grandma's grave... Got a hiccup problem? I'll send you the cure. Or, if you have a better cure - write it down here.

I've seen the swing setup at other providers. Seems to be pretty versatile for small spaces such as apartments, etc. Allow me to invite a totally different swing experience. Imagine you have access to a barn or similar enclosed structure (warehouse, hangar, garage, etc?). This structure should have accessible high roof or wood beams. Ideally over 12 to 20 feet overhead. The larger the overhead, the larger the swing. Ok, the scene is set. Naked Girl is mounted in swing at gravity central. Guy is standing on ladder close to, or approximately 20' away from central point. Guy pulls on a rope that pulls girl away from central point. Girl spreads legs & smiles. Guy releases rope & the girl charges in to smiling guy Smiling Guy realizes that smiling girl is going to either penetrate him at 30 km/hr or miss him altogether. If missed, try again...or repair bent prick.:biggrin:

I know Madison. She's a friend of mine. She's open minded, but not a mindless body open to simple, brutal abuse. She has to be respected for the style of service she offers. BDSM opens up a whole world of world of pleasurable possibilities, but it also invites unwelcome expectations. Please be gentle and respectful if booking a session. And as always, protect your sub. If you do protect your sub as your most treasured possession, you will most likely be invited back for more fun. I may sound over-protective, but she's a sweet soul.

I thought of November to be a distinctive and nice name.

Thanks for this great link contraman. It covers a lot of ground as a pictoral essay. Got some lesbian background in my immediate family and I appreciate the study. Reason is, I love all my relatives no matter what. I love the history and sensitive appreciation & humour of the photos. I would like to share, but how should I do so without coming-off as some strange & straight relative? Y'know, an email from me saying: Hi from your straight guy cousin...here are pics of some dykes from the olden days. Enjoy! :-) Is there any politically correct way of sharing nice stuff like this?

Good luck on your MegaFeed! How do you do the mussels?

I only watch shows that are non-Douche Bag: Supernatural Pawnstars True Blood Mentalist Criminal Minds (when I have to) Star trek Voyager News Douch-bag: True house-wives of (anywhere) Jersey shore Alphas The Almighty Johnsons FlashPoint Any retrospective shows...they all blow & they never get it right.

It seems to be a British tradition to name their home (or hovel) as the case may be. Don't think it translates well into North American terms. I've found quite a few celebrity properties described simply by a name. Kinfaunds, Mendips, Kenwood, Sunny Heights, Friar Park, etc.... How would you name your property?

I know a few cuss words, so if there's any cussing in the song, I'll be able to translate that for you :icon_lol:

What's the movie?:icon_razz:

Doesn't do so much for me oddly enough. Usually, I'm pretty open & enjoy spicy experiences. This one doesn't hold much appeal. Go figure. No negatives from me for those who partake though.

I think the OP had a perfectly valid question. He didn't focus just on the ladies - with a little careful reading, one will notice he included hobbyists in the equation too. I think Backrubman did justice to the OP's question. Well done!

A cautionary tale to be sure. I'm friends with other SPs, and they are really pissed when guys try to find personal info on them. Apparently it happens all the time. I'm not making light of it. In fact, from other threads here, it is a risk of the business. I don't want to high-jack this thread by discussing privacy issues RG, I just wanted to introduce a POV and simply say that infatuation can take many forms even from those of us who have a lot of years in this hobby.

This thread invites confession. Maybe it's good for the soul. Here goes... I became acquainted with a lady to whom I was powerfully, physically attracted. She & I were worlds apart both in age and interests. Yet, I felt we touched the essence for friendship. Visits were very much about fun, experimentation and a little companionship. We were both fully aware of the nature of our relationship. We silently accepted an arms-length agreement for anonymity; I kept my play name and she kept hers. Two grown adults meeting, touching, trusting, enjoying, sharing sensitive experiences. Yet both of us are unwilling to give up a portion of our private lives for the sake of protecting an illusion. Maybe the shield and illusion is necessary. I took an extra step and discovered my secret companion's real name. I told myself I did this for the simple intellectual challenge. I know better of course, because I really valued our intimacy and I felt I had to know the real name of my connection. I have no intentions on doing anything with, or about my knowledge. But I have to tell you I really enjoyed the illusion of togetherness. Recently, my friend is drawing-away from our get togethers. Her interests change because I understand that is her nature. Disappointing, but that's the way it goes. Is that infatuation or what?

Troll. Ignore. My $0.02.

Yeah, sorry about the dramatic headline. Inspired by a couple of disaster movies here. If you knew you had a week to live before a big F------ing asteroid or comet hit Earth, what would satisfy your last wish moment? Let's just say that imminent destruction puts a priority on life's ambitions. I once dared a girlfriend to prance outside naked (downtown) to the nearest phone booth and make a call to my apartment. Not to worry, the phone booth was just outside the building where I could keep an eye on her....she blushingly refused. I wonder why?? The point would be not to assault anyone, but to live-out that one outrageous gesture. I could die a happy (but small) man. Probably I'd have to line-up behind a thousand guys doing the same fantasy. Your turn. What wicked fantaxxxy would you like to share with your fellow humans during the last earth week.

Without knowing the circumstances, motivations or interests behind the appraisals, I can only hazard a guess behind the differences in the values. Anyway, there are a couple of different types of appraisals. Take yer pick which suits the occasion. 1. Mortgage Appraisal. A technical type of examination based on the number of rooms, square footage, property location, attachments (garage, outbuildings, etc), existing money owed, back-taxes, liens. This is used so the lender can feel comfortable with the amount of money they are about to risk on the borrower. If, for example, the seller is upside down on the property, owes taxes, has contractor liens and wants to beat up the buyer, this type of appraisal is supposed to prevent over-borrowing. Also determines the actual ownership of the property. Doesn't always work well - especially in the U.S. If the seller(s) owes back taxes, guess who has 1st claim of ownership if the municipality decides it wants it's money NOW? The government holds all the cards when it comes to property ownership. Ifn you don't pay the taxes, the govt grabs the property and sells it for whatever they can git to recover the money owed to them. Everybody else gets sloppy seconds. 2. Market Appraisal: Commonly done by RE agents to give the seller an idea about the value of the property in current market conditions. It's based on what buyers paid for similar houses in the same area. May be most valuable for use by the divorce lawyers. 3. Insurance Appraisal: Done by insurance underwriters to determine the replacement cost for a similar structure should a disaster occur. In a divorce, and in cases where passion, poor judgement or other emotions may be involved, a scorched-earth approach may appeal to one or both of the litigants. Not saying this is common in all divorce proceedings - but, if something unfortunate or suspicious should happen to the insured property, the Insurer has some dollar figures with which to deal. Note: I don't want to sound paranoid, but you, as renters, should be very aware of your insured position in this circumstance. 4. Pre-purchase Appraisal: This is a grey area for the industry. I have often asked an appraiser to render an opinion on prospective property purchases. Some guys are good, some really suck. I have learned from the observations & I have found good value in this type of appraisal, especially when it comes to older structures. Doesn't determine the dollar value of the property, but it does give you an idea what trouble spots and costs to expect. The analysis ranges from structure, electrical, cosmetic, plumbing, etc... ...There may be a host of other reasons for the appraisals. Just guessing here.

ok - you got me. I'm guilty of everything. Group hug.

I'm looking for ways to reduce my monthly expenses. Ideally, I'd love to get off the electrical grid, but that will take some extra thought. In the meanwhile, Cable TV is really starting to bug me. $73.00/mo is just too stupid. I don't watch 90% of the crap they offer, so I don't see good value. Should I get a new TV (with USB connections) & start surfing for episodes? What about Satellite TV?.. is that better bang for bucks?

Great thread Cristy! I am proud of: -- My child for surviving my parenting techniques -- The association I have with like-minded & really smart people here on Cerb (seems to be a common trend) -- The Canadian public & martial services - you folks rock! (Cops/Fire/Paramedic/Armed Forces/Emergency Svcs). -- Tissue paper - it takes good care of me :-)

I agree with everything that Cowboy says. I'm no judge of tit size, but I'll guess a solid, natural B? Poifect nipples. Rockin', spinner body. Great legs. A very bubbly personality - she really wants her clients to enjoy themselves. Will write a rec later.

Holy cow! For anyone who has a passion for motorbikes or racing or other.... Just listen to this monster. Can you imagine this as your family car? Skip to 55sec in the video and enjoy the rukus!

Yes, Cristy is DEFINITELY a caring person! She is a very passionate and compassionate supporter for animal care. You hit the nail on the head Lucky. Me?...I got a mutt. He floats about a foot off the ground cuz he's got soo much energy. He's 14yrs old & folks still mistake him for a puppy!. Got all his teeth, but not his fruit (sorry Wesley, but they made me do it). He's very affectionate and comes to me for some facesmoosh. That's where I rub his lips all over the place and he licks my hands. It's a pretty efficient face-wash technique. He loves his stuffed toys - but his absolute favourite (and 1st) was a grey elephant. Loved to hump the hell out of it.