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We're used to seeing the standard photo poses for the ladies. High heels, stockings, bum in the air, etc....They're all pretty yummy - and y'know, I'm not complaining. So, at the risk of sounding overly gay - what the heck happened to the guys? Sure, we see the stereotypical uniformed guys (firemen, police, bikers, construction workers, cowboys, native, abs...oh yeah everyday stuff) ...but what else? What kind of beefcake works for the ladies? What about us everyday slobs - what kind of male poses turn you on. Would you like to see us with briefcases & briefs?, Cowboy boots and smiles, bald, hairy, fat, slim, muscles, xdresser ....what???

LOL - To all the nice folks who are concerned that I'm falling prey to a scam, please relax. I'm just playing with 'em a little. Nothing I said about my wife, or life, etc is for real. Yes, I'm well aware these guys are scammers and just trying to get my credit card info. The emails are real though. I just want to see where this goes. Just for my peace of mind - a little advice: never share your personal/credit info with an online acquaintance. Enjoy.:icon_wink:

For some reason, I still enjoy the cheap thrills of the night. I really liked taking my kid around the neighborhood and seeing the great costumes. All the goodies were pretty good too. Here's a neat website for those who like a little history: http://www.woodlands-junior.kent.sch.uk/customs/Halloween/history.htm This year, we're planning to set up a fog machine & cool lights outside to add a little mood. I'm still debating if I should get a costume or something.... MMMMWWWAAAAHHHHAAAHHAAAAA! Yes I know, I'm pretty lame - what have you got in mind? :icon_evil:

I agree with Sophia. I wouldn't engage this guy at all. He see's this as an opportunity to take advantage of you (in fact, he already has). He comes from a culture that places women on unequal footing (so, call me racist). If he calls again, I would be strongly tempted to report him to the police and his company about unwanted advances. Good luck & let us know how things are going. You can count on our support. J.

Holy Cow! I'm almost speechless! Roxxxi is a dash of hot sauce on your bland cornflakes or favourite salsa. I swear you can feel the heat bubbling from her at 20 paces. What a knockout. A fresh, young lady in her early 20s, kind of face and sweet of disposition. She will charm the socks (and nearly everything else) offa' you. If you see her, you may notice she has a few tasteful tats. Ask her about 'em and I think she'll proudly show them off. Better yet, you should explore them up close and personal for yourself :icon_biggrin: She has some girl meat on her bones and carries it extremely well...oh lordy does she carry it well. The girl has some serious skills. Fun conversation, even funner massage. Well spoken, educated and smiles are free. What a sweetie...an absolute gem - go see her! A home run for AT. P.S - Can you tell I'm enthused?

I believe that position is called "The Helicopter".

Was that lucky person there all night??? :tongue:

I love flopping into a clean bed - especially those made with a duvet. Hmmm Hmmm freshly laundered linens. Low perfume. Plumped pillows. Dimmed room. White is my preferred colour for all bed clothes. In morning dawn I like crispy English Muffins with poached eggs and sliced cheese. Medium brewed coffee, of course, is mandatory. Morning is best approached quietly, with respect and with trepidation. Oddly, I often feel nauseous. Dog sleeps at the foot of the bed, so I like to stroke his fur in early morning with my toes. It bugs the sh*t out of him & he tries his best to ignore me. I'm an early riser - he sucks it up though. He really doesn't like me to touch him much ...insensitive bastard! He tries to bite me or rolls over to avoid me. How do you like to wake up? Some like to avoid touching their partner due to annoyance factor (see dog above) If partner likes to be touched - do it gently...me, I can't stand it (I'm like my dog). Some can't resist touching their partner - I prefer to do it if granted prior permission. I don't like biting.

Ha Ha!! That was fun - thanks for the smiles!

Ya - what happened? I didn't think anything being said here was disrespectful or violated Cerb rules (I dunno, maybe I missed something?).

High time I should have provided input. In a word - Layla has the golden touch and I frigging mean it! She is a pretty lady. Really long hair. Mature, yes - very well maintained. For me that adds to the interest. If disrobed, oh my goodness, she has the body of a 20 year old. Fabulous! Look, if you want to have a great time with this lady, don't BS her. She has too many smarts to put up with crap. She prefers no nonsense & real conversation. Once the session begins, she has skills that will make you pay attention. Tell her how you like things and she will find a way to make it better - oh yeah! I find her to be a very genuine person who has a genuine interest in her clients. I highly recommend Layla.

Definitely not a pole or a request to know who you are voting for... any discussion you want to get off your chest for the upcoming provincial contest?

Autumn is one of my favourite seasons - the evenings turn cool too soon, the trees grow golden, red, rust (the only thing missing is the smell of burning leaves by the curb - damn city bylaws). If sun appears, it is a wane, brief warning of the winter adventure yet to come. I don a comfortable, slobby cable-knit and stroll through the crunchy leafy parks and sidewalks with my pooch. He enjoys prancing through and chasing the light, colourful flakes that amuse him. Later at home, the gray skies and blustery breezes inspire me to ignite the fireplace which baths the walls in a warm evening glow. My furry companion curled close by to soak up the heat. Oh, yes - it's suppertime. What should we have hmmm? I do enjoy a crockpot recipe or two - what are your favourites (c'mon Etas, help me out here)? I'm tempted to bring a pot of warm goodness to sample for my next appointment - any takers?

I think we could harvest a few of the slow-moving critters and use 'em in carnival attractions. They would make natural clowns without much makeup (see earlier thread on Clowns) or incorporate them as ride attractions (use your imaginations). They might also make attractive static displays: Lamposts Stop signs Mimes (ok, not so static, but dress 'em up in striped shirts and they would be hilarious) Wall-mart greeters

Congrats on your promotion! A little tongue in cheek & totally unhelpful: Remember, nothing screams "Beat Me" more than a loud tie & shiny suit. Better yet, get a wildly lurid tie & have a suit made from the same fabric. I'm sure there are some taylors in 3rd world countries who could help you there (maybe something with horizontal stripes). Request a bullseye centred in the back - gotta find a place for the knives. :icon_biggrin: J.

What is anger? Recognize the dark face. Grrrrrrr! - I have no room for forgiveness. You are my prey. I am a mound of irreparable seething irritation wrapped in hurt and distrust. My wrath moulds me into who I am. Makes me strong, iron, rigid, stern, unapproachable. Possesser of bitter retribution. I hold it dearly to my heart. Closely. I must protect it. It pushes me to thrust people into my bin of usable victims. Trust no one and be suspicious of anyone generous enough to cast a smile. They ultimately shall betray you. Do them before they do you. Star Trek Wrath of khan: He tasks me. He tasks me and I shall have him! I'll chase him 'round the moons of Nibia and 'round the Antares Maelstrom and 'round Perdition's flames before I give him up! Mein Kampf: Those who want to live, let them fight, and those who do not want to fight in this world of eternal struggle do not deserve to live. Mankind has grown strong in eternal struggle, and only in eternal peace does it perish. Patrick Henry: Give me liberty or give me death. Charles Manson: I'm nobody. I'm a tramp, a bum, a hobo. I'm a boxcar and a jug of wine, and a straight razor if you get too close to me.

I understand there are a few avenues suggested in this thread: 1. Get a weapon 2. Learn martial arts. 3. Keep underground and discuss amongst the fellow SPs. 4. Think yourself through a situation. I suggest a combination of all of the above. Part of the art of learning to protect yourself is through the art of knowledge. If you get a weapon - you must know how to protect yourself from using it & from someone else using it on you. Once you pick the weapon up, the responsibility is yours alone. Absolutely, learn martial arts. It will help you to grow mentally, physically, psychically. You will learn confidence and ability and yes, restraint. Understand your work environment. This means discussing with subject matter experts, mentoring, etc. Roll-play through different situations. Act out what you would do. Look for constructive feedback.

I suggest you listen to qwerty. I absolutely do not advocate violence with a weapon - it will be your undoing. Let's think this though: What happens if you mistake a client's intentions & you kill him? Try and plead self defence to the judge. The prosecution will have you for lunch. What happens if a client goes bad & you kill him. Try and plead self defence to the judge. The prosecution will have you for lunch. How many times will this scenario play before the judge declares you a dangerous offender? The prison population will have you for lunch. What happens if the client get's the drop on you? You lose. Maybe permanently. There are lots of resources out there to help you stay out of trouble. SP discussion boards, customer blacklists, what to look for, etc. It sounds like your "friends" just simply haven't thought this through and suggest your first resort is to get a frigging weapon!?

I think "no restrictions" translates to "open minded" and not BBFS. At least that's as far as I would want to take it. It might include things like greek, GFE, PSE - but I would never assume this term refers to putting one's own safety at risk (at least not mine!). In my travels, I have never had anyone offer me BBFS anything & if I detect any sketchy stuff, I walk.

I am very pleased with this thread. My father would be greatly outraged at some of the visuals (as am I). You have done well.

If you can drop 5 big ones in the course of 3-4 days without blinking and thrive on sleep deprivation - well, I have to congratulate you on your single, young-guy stones! Rock-on man!

I love to hang out the window too but the wind dries out my eyes and tongue. Congrats OD!:bigclap:

Stupid me - Little Richard wasn't an axe god.

I just don't know where to start. It kind of starts with the blues then evolves into Rythym & Blues then into R&Roll, pop We are blessed with many great names...people who understood the source of the blues - the pain of the share croppers, the poverty & discrimination of the U.S. Deep south. They also understood the power of entertainment and uplifting music: Muddy waters Chuck Berry BB king Eric Clapton Keith Richards Jimi Hendrix Stevie Ray Vaughn Little Richard I can't name all, but these are just some of the luminaries that stood out - no doubt, absolutely no doubt I have missed many. Who have I missed?

No getting around it, car chases really get a guy's engine running! The classic: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-7IEPTAoTg Comedy: