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I can confirm most of these. Us men are not mindless spawning salmon ejaculating all over the sea (metaphorically speaking) after all. Despite all the crap that have been dished out by uncaring mysogynists.... We crave the same things females do: excitement, spontaneity, tenderness, adventure. I choose to abstain from sex with my mate for reason #5. After years of suffering and discussing, I finally said "F**k it", I'm going my own path. We sleep in the same bed, but haven't been intimate for several years. Next step - I'm getting my own room.

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LOL - I guess I was a little brief in my post. Sorry. LOA = Luna / Oasis / Acqua Her profile (could stand to be updated): http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=29616 Age: I'm guessing here, but maybe 25ish (oh wait, her profile says 24) Height: 5'7" Spinner: If I met her on the sidewalk, my tongue would slap the guy standing next to me when she passed by. Cup Size: Nice bolt-ons. Firm Massage: She is quite capable, but my tongue just kept getting in the way. Light Massage: Very capable - verrry nice finger dragging. Hair Colour/Length: Light Brown/Blond below shoulders Tattoos: A few small blips Piercings: You'll have to find out. Teasing: Oh man, the whole experience was a tease. I've been getting pm's requesting info on rates & options - with all due respect, I prefer not to get into specifics because it only causes problems should the experience not happen exactly as I describe. I will say that the rate structure is standard for this establishment. Book online and you may get a price break on the door fee. Lany is always a lady and nothing is offered that is out of line with LOA policy. Lord, she is sweeeet.

MMMMMMmMmmmmMMMMMM!!! Really nice lady, nice conversationalist, smart, incredibly attractive, go see her!

I have seen reports...and that's all I have to report.

Thanks for the laugh Capital, that's hilarious!! I had a buddy who had to repair so much rust (Ford), that he just left the car painted primer brown. The rust wouldn't stand-out so much + when he repaired a new hole, the primer just blended into the existing colour. Another buddy had an old, beat-up POS that he and his entire family used to abuse for amusement's sake when at the cottage. Can't remember the make or year of the car - it must have been a late 40s or early 50s vintage. Anyway, they called it "The Vehicle". It was a standard shifter, but it only had one good gear left (3rd). They had to slip the clutch like crazy & rev the shit out of the engine just to get it rolling. The doors and other body parts fell off the car over time until just the frame, a little of the body and seats were left. The shocks were gone, so the thing would bob and weave about 2ft in all directions with every little bump. I asked him what finally happened to the thing & he said while he was booting it through a field at top speed, (oil and a huge plume of smoke trailing from behind) he bounced over a ditch and landed right on a tree stump. Tore the transmission right outta the thing. He left it for dead and had a long walk back to the cottage.

I test drove a Hyundai Stellar from a dealership one time. Got about 2 blocks down the road and smoke started appearing from behind the dashboard. I pulled over and had to roll down the windows to get rid of the cloud. The sales guy had the stones to tell me that was normal!.:roll: Another piece of crap was a VW Rabbit diesel. After the test drive with the salesman, I parked in the dealership parking lot, got out of the car, closed the door and then the horn started up and wouldn't shut off. It was a nice lime green colour too.

OMG!!:shock: I hope the dealership gave you a discount on your next Hyundai...actually that's a pretty good business model to have. The car self destructs every 4-5 months and somebody, somewhere is going to have a guaranteed customer.

I've had quite a few crappy cars. Some crappier than others. If I were to think back on all the crappy cars out there that I owned, I'm damn lucky to be alive. I think it's a contest between a Pontiac Phoenix and a Ford Capri. Both tried their very best to kill me on a daily basis. The Phoenix carburator linkage would freeze up in the Winter and stick (on full throttle). So, I had to ride with both feet on the brake pedal just to travel at highway legal speeds in my neighborhood! The Capri (or Crapi) had a similar problem. When it started (rarely), it wouldn't stop - literally. The brakes were an option on this car....as was the paint. Frequently, the suspension would bottom out just when you needed it most. I could turn it off, and bless it's diseased little black soul - it wouldn't F**king stop until 15min later. Which was ok, 'cuz, if you wanted to stop in at a convenience store, you didn't have to shut the engine off...not that you could. These machines didn't kill me, and yeah, I suppose that makes me stronger (or luckier) - what was your crappiest car?

Took a walk down the neighborhood street on collection day. What a mistake. It was like everyone had the same perverted idea to throw out that festering dead raccoon they were keeping for some special occasion. I live in a fairly upscale neighborhood - the competition is fierce at times...you know, best lawn, best interlock driveway, garden, all that silly crap. I would like to excel at the best disgusting green bin. For once in my god foresaken life, I just want to be excellent at something!

...Seriously thinking of a career change !:shock:

I had to trap a few mice this past week. They would have added a little spice to the brew. The rules are very complex for this green bin thing, so I don't know if dead critters are allowed.

Antler - fantastic story! Excellent idea - simple, yet gag-inducing.

One man's slop is another man's treasure - I'm not sure I can define "experience" in narrow terms. The sauce is what it is, but I'm sure with a little tinkering, we could maybe enhance the bouquet, texture, viscosity so that if it's going slop, well, make it slop better. If it's going to stink, well, make it stink louder. While we're at it, maybe make it stickier too. I'm not talking anything non-biodegradable or dangerous here. Just the non-toxic, natural stuff.

So, like most communities (hopefully) here in Ottawa we have a recycling program: Blue Box, Black Box and Green Bin. By far, my most favourite is the Green Bin which holds the organic wastes such as food, etc. I'll get to the reason why I like it so in a moment. Ottawa council spent a lot of money getting people to recognize the value of this program and after getting over a little confusion (and yes, resentment over how it was jammed down our collective tax-paying throats...don't get me started) on how to use this thing, I started using it. I throw all my waste in a nice tidy biodegradable bag, which in turn, goes into the bin. Everything nice and neat and tidy eh? I don't always send the bin out on each garbage pickup day because I may only have a few bags in there and it hardly seems worthwhile. That is until I realized that fruit, vegetables, etc will degrade and ferment in hot, sticky weather. Something Ottawa has been getting in abundance this Summer BTW. I had to throw something in the bin recently and when I opened the lid, I was greeted with the most amazing stench and visuals. All the bags were floating in a bubbling ooze the likes of which can seen in your local cesspool or tar pit. I like to call it "the sauce". The green bin was magically converted into a fermentation vat. The other day, I got stuck behind the recycle collection truck that picks up all the green bins. I looked on in fascinated horror as the guy hanging off the back of the truck picked up the bin and simply dumped the contents into the truck. I then thought of "the sauce" and wondered if this poor guy ever got slopped-on by the juicy stuff. Ick. Not something that would normally give me a woody in the morning. I like to experiment with things and wonder if you guys have any tips that could enhance the recycle guy's experience with "the sauce".

Ouch! - That's got to be the most awkward situation to find yourself in. Could have been dangerous too. Not justifying the idiot guy for putting you in that situation, but I could imagine the panic the guy must have been going through.

I'm surprised there are not more recent recommendations for Kendra. I for one have nothing but complimentary things to say about this nice lady. Made an hour appointment and arrived at her upscale condo. Even before I make the trip upstairs, I'm thinking to myself - this lady has class. Upscale it is all the way. I was very impressed by the atmosphere and the door etiquette. Most of all I was REALLY impressed with the manners of the lady. Kendra has worked hard to accomplish all that she has. Her work ethic shines through in the way that she accommodates your fantasies. Please note that YMMV - and she appreciates manners and respectful behaviour. She is a very intelligent and engaging conversationalist too. Kendra is a very attractive lady in all respects - impeccable grooming, make-up and physical appearance. Wow - what legs! She shows genuine concern for her guest's comfort - shower & fresh towels were offered before the session. Water or other refreshing drink was offered afterward. I was very impressed with her overall presentation - she carries herself with confidence. Graceful and wild entertainment offered; a very endearing combination. Go ahead, give her a call and I'm sure you will have a fulfilling experience. Repeat - YES! Do I liker Her? - YES! Was I a Happy Guy - YES!

Ahhh, ok - I'll try and narrow it down to one. I was going to try and say I Get a Kick out of You and mention Stairway to Heaven...but I thought - nawww, Don't be Cruel. So I leaned back in my easychair and kicked off my Blue Suede Shoes so I could set a spell and think about my Man From Uncle, my uncle - A Man Named Jed. It's a funny story, he could barely keep his family fed, and then one day while shooting at some food; up from the ground came a bubbling crude. Oil that is...Texas Tea. Speaking about tea, I was thinking about my trip to Liverpool and my trip using a Ferry cross the Mersey. I met a crazy chick who almost fell overboard. I saved her at the last minute and the only thing she said was: You Really Got Me. She wrote me a very nice thank you note that started with: To Sir With Love". Ahhh, A Day in the Life of a traveller, but I didn't let it get me down, It's Getting Better, I thought. So, my most absolute favourite song in the world?....drum role please.... I'm Fixing a Hole....bloody &*$%ing chipmunks chewed through my garage door weather strip again grrrrr!!!

More stuff... Something in the air - Thunderclap Newman (from the movie Magic Christian) Sloop John B & In my room - The Beachboys

ahhh man!...some great stuff you guys came up with..You're the best! YouTube is a wonderful source to bring back those great songs... My loves: San Francisco Nights - Eric Burdon & the Animals A Whiter Shade of Pale - Procol Harem No Matter What & Baby Blue - Badfinger (it makes me cry when I think of what happened to them) Classical Gas - Mason Williams Shit - have to go do some digging. Will cough up some more. Later.

So please ignore the poetic title to this thread. I grabbed it from someone else cuz I thought it was so absolutely true. I can't walk down the street without a theme song - be it Mission Impossible or Pink Panther...I always got a song in my brain. I'm interested to know what is your absolute most favourite song in the world. I was raised in the 60s, so of course, the Beatles/Stones/Who and every other frigging British Invasion group are up there for me. There are absolutely great Canadian voices out there - KD Lang, etc.... What is the song you will sing to the end of your days?

Mmmmm - Very nice reco Secret - Kayla sounds like a yummy experience. Thanks for sharing! :-D

I know that CL is questionable for various reasons folks. Believe me, I've seen some disturbing stuff. Don't ask me to explain it, but when I saw Sacha's ad I decided to give her a dingle. A polite, mature, intelligent and somewhat husky voice answers and proceeds to give a menu and brief description. This is not a bored or hardened individual I was speaking with. Yes, her description was well rehearsed, but something in her words told me she comes from better circumstances in her upbringing. She was well spoken and had an outgoing demeanour. Ok, I liked her pic and her story, let's move forward I says to myself. She exchanges location information and we meet up. Not the best part of town, but everyone has their own circumstances. Gentlemen, her pics are accurate - she is a looker IMHO. Very friendly and polite greeting. She comes down to the apartment foyer to make sure you aren't a scuz-bag and guides you up to her apt...guess I passed the test (and I didn't even shave that day). Once business is taken care of, we relax in the boudoir for some friendly embraces. No details, except that we have a friendly chat & I get to know her a little better. She is a smart one fellas - I mean her IQ. If you like quality conversation and activities I highly recommend Sacha! During the course of our encounter, I recommended this site to her so she can become better acquainted with the community. Please show her the respect that she deserves and you will have a very pleasant and positive experience. I plan to repeat. GFE - LFK, BBBJ, DATY, Digits, Shaved (soul patch), Any position, Non-rush, naturals, hot, laid-back. PSE - No

Hi JD - welcome to Cerb. Brave you. It's not every guy that will walk into another person's bedroom without being familiar with the entire situation or having agreement between all parties. Otherwise, it could lead to unfortunate feelings. I imagine there's more to this though - you know, two sides to every story. Did you know about the scenario before you walked-in? Had you been on intimate terms with the OP beforehand? No judgments here..just want to get the straight goods. Is there a chance you and your friends will repeat?

Excellent thread! Awhile ago, my girlfriend and I attended a gathering where we were seated at a table amongst several other couples. A meal was served and dancing to follow. My girlfriend (a very yummy redhead) commented to me that her other hot girlfriends at the same table thought I was very well mannered by saying "please", "thank you" and by observing other minor courtesies. I didn't really understand the context of her comment at the time, although I was hopeful it was going to end-up as something really hot, wet and nasty at the end of the evening. But seriously, I was just doing what I was brought-up with - no big deal. Shrug. But you know folks - it is a big deal. It may take some effort, and maybe it`s about behavioral modification. Show appreciation for another's efforts. Pay attention to the small details - maybe to the details of someone else's job. What does it cost to show some gratitude or to share some warmth? Try these phrases (and smile while you say 'em): "After you Ma'am/Sir" "Thank you Ma'am/Sir" "Can I help you Ma'am/Sir" "Please and thank you" BTW - The little story I told you happened about 35 years ago. Rudeness, abruptness and thoughtlessness isn't new or unique to this technology age. Don`t make it your excuse of the day.