Jabba

These are biggies with me... 1. The lady's hygiene is less than desirable 2. Phone is left on and ringing throughout the session 3. Rushing (are ya done yet?) 4. Smokey place (weed or otherwise) 5. Messy/dirty place (clothes & other crap left lying around)

Strictly speaking, you're absolutely right...but I think folks here (myself included) looked at the subject heading "prepping for a booking" and went from there.

I never take a bath 'cuz I HATE the thought of sitting in soapy, used water. I'm more of a shower person for that reason plus with a removeable shower head, I can get at all the right spots. Here's my checklist: Check equipment Shave Trim finger & toe nails Floss/brush teeth (normal dental hygene) Trim nose hair Check equipment again and take it for a trial run Clean clothes Check for bellybutton lint Shave and buff the balls for maximum smoothness & shine - use Johnson's floor wax (it never yellows). Recommend you use a handheld buffer without the brush attachment. Check and play with equipment one more time just to make sure it works Have something to eat about 1-2hrs before - Caution, don't eat beans and/or sauerkraut if ya know what I mean. Floss/brush teeth again (because you just ate dummy) Sneak out the door so your SO doesn't see you. Damn, she'll know you're up to something if your balls shine

I've had a couple of MAs feed me lines to get me to spend more cash on them. One favourite, is they tell me they recently broke-up with their BF and their not "getting any". I sympathize with them up until the end of the session, I don't spend for extras, then I never bother to book them again. Seems these ladies don't last long at the MP anyway. I guess the rule of thumb for this business - if it sounds too convenient, too pitiful, etc.. it usually is a scam. But I enjoy the story though. Listening is free.

I haven't been to a SC in about 17yrs, so consider me a newb. Actually, an SC doesn't do anything for me, but this thread has me curious. How does this dance system work? ...The girl sits down and chats with you and then asks if you want a dance? How do you know how much they charge? Is it posted somewhere or does she tell ya or is it knowledge from experience? What's the big deal about the CR? Is it a private place for private things or is it just the same dance as you would get with the rest of the world watching, but quieter place ? I heard somewhere that some girls claim they danced with you and demand huge $$ - how the hell does that happen and how do you deal with that??

Just curious, but in this discussion of separation between sex and SOs, how many SPs out there would encourage their SO to see another SP?

I'm definitely a table guy for hygiene and support reasons. I'm not a very large person dimension-wise, but I'm a fitness goon, so if going for a massage, I need the support that a table offers so that the masseuse can do a proper job. I'm just thinking that a table is the right tool (pardon the expression) for the right job. A mattress (no matter how firm) can't offer the support I would like. I think the width of the mattress also impedes accessibility too. Hope this helps. J.:-D

The opinions in this thread have very eloquently summed-up all my experiences, feelings, and yes, love/hate relationship with this hobby. The views have touched on the confusion us hobbyist's have when having an SP experience. We're hardwired by nature to screw our brains out while at the same time taught by society to take responsibility and care for those to whom we screw. Me, I like to enjoy the moment and experience the fantasy and joy of physical contact with someone I've never met before. Am I a sociopath because I don't confuse this connection with love? - nope, just a realist. Love is chemical. My name is Jabba and I'm a slug.

Assman69 posted the review. I understood it ok.:smile:

I'm grateful Mod decided to allow the discussion on this thread. All the opinions have merit even though I may not agree with some of them. What are the "take-aways" from this discussion? Heresay is bad. Involving a child on any level in this business is bad. People here are very sensitive to child welfare. The SP's rep and business has been harmed. Discussion of this nature on this board is good as long as the identity of the involved party(s) remain anonymous. This leads me to a question for the Mod - would you be compelled to act as a material witness to identify the SP (as a result of any investigation), or do you have the legal ability to remain uninvolved? Regardless of the truth, I choose not to visit the SP in question.

Disturbing visual - :shock:!!

Just some open speculation here, but how many gentlemen can a lady handle at one time... Double anal Double vag One for each hand One for oral One for each ear Maybe 3 in the hair (a conservative number) by my count that's 12 - So in theory, (for the next poly session) 3 ladies could take 36 gentlemen. Just imagine if we had 10 ladies - we would have to rent an arena!

I'm attracted to characters that are out of the ordinary, iconic and somewhat reprehensible. Just a reflection of my rebellious nature I guess and hopefully not of my outward appearance. :butt:

Guys - sorry for the confusion. My fault. I tend to generalize and not get down to describing hair highlights-to me, it was more blonde shade than brown...but what the hell do I know? The point is, my experience was all good.:grin:

Dear Cerbites - I haven't posted on here much because, well to tell you the honest truth, I haven't really been thrilled to my toes lately. Today all that changed and I have met my new muse. I see ad on CL. Call Talia and was greeted by a nice, polite voice on the other end. We arranged for a Hhr and a time to meet at her place. Very nice neighborhood. Door opens and I step in. On the other side of the door, I was greeted by a tall, blond, slender young lady with a terrific smile. I could hardly believe my eyes. She spoke (proper Queen's English) and invited me upstairs. OMG OMG OMG - let's just say that my experience was verrry delicious. Non rushed delight. Will I repeat - YES YES YES!! Looks - 10/10 Hygene - 10/10 Location - 10/10 :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:

I have seen the occasional SP in Gatineau/Hull, but I prefer to do business on the Ont side simply cuz it's closer. Also risks of stings/robbery more manageable if in my home prov (that's probably just a delusion - but I like it). I somehow always feel like I'm leaving Canada when I venture over to the other side. I hope my opinion doesn't spawn a wild debate over whether Quebec is part of Canada. Just wanted to add that I feel that the Que powers of darkness are out to get Ont visitors.

I saw her.

Irwin - maybe you could point to the CL ad (if it isn't pulled already) or provide details of the SP that scammed you? Sorry this happened dude. :-(

Good catch Mod. This guy carefully worded his PM so that it looked like he was some kind of LE agent, but didn't actually claim he was police. There's no actual and explicit impersonation IMO. I don't think this constitutes enough evidence to bring changes against this individual, could there?

vkee - sorry things went so bad. Thanks for your warnings. Two babies - c'mon, that's just not good!!!

Called a few days ago - lady quoted me 2 rates (h/hr + hr - I forget the $$ now). When I said that the CL ad said get the hr for the $half, she was surprised & asked me to read the ad over the phone. She also sounded a little wacked-out. She agreed to the $ and sounded anxious to meet. Spidey senses tingling, I backed out. Am I a pussy for not doing a TOFTT?

Lots of ladies out there think that I'm just messing with them when I give them my name. What can I say, my parents REALLY liked the movie.

I don't remember Peaches ever being at Acqua/Luna/Oasis. To the best of my knowledge, she is at Michelle's on Donald st.

While I agree with everyone's postings advising caution to newbies, I have some concerns that this one just jumps in with both feet with a website, pics, upscale rates and then starts to ask vague questions on this forum. Innocence attracts the predators for sure, but Juicey somehow doesn't strike me as a newbie. This strikes me more as a fishing expedition. Maybe I'm lacking insight or am too cynical, but I have serious doubts about this poster.

Hey FunJay - Saw her awhile back but nothing since. Hope she's ok. See my review (keyword=Dana) on the other site.