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There's a fine art to naming your children, pets, new inventions or savory dishes that just ride the razor's edge of poor taste. Here are a few thoughts.... Names: Clitoria Wetspot (pet name) Bhonner Boy Bands: Testoricious Sackorama Jizz'n thehat Skin conditions: Fungalatia Nipotitis Foreplastic neuralgia Got a few?

I think the EMS, police & Sergeant At Arms (Kevin Vickers) did a stand-up job. Brave reservist and memorial guardian Cpl Nathan Cirillo made the largest sacrifice in defense for his family and country. More information will dribble in no doubt. I just can't believe this day. So senseless. Pain. Much pain and grief inflicted on a peaceful small town.

I thought mentioning the other boards here was decreed verboten?

I think your website is really well done. Elegant Respectful Professional Gives all the relevant information (without rambling) Nice.

I've been to a few stores that use scents during certain holidays. Christmas is especially bad. I'm sensitive to perfumes, colognes and scented air fresheners. So, in cases where the store does use scents, when I open the store door and take a breath, it's like an assault. I have to turn around and leave. So much for a positive customer experience.

If there's a way to misinterpret, misunderstand or totally frig it up - humans are capable of an incredible array of whatever. It would be great if people would actually read and understand and comply with the website instructions. Nope. Let the games begin.

I was gonna write a lot, but I agree with MightyPen :-)

I would give her some space. See where things go...

To the OP - You raised a controversial topic - well done. What does a church now represent?....an insurance problem, a liability, a homeless persons' refuge, a monument to a vague charity?.....what??!! What should a church do to satisfy everyone's needs? All the guy wanted was a few moments of dry. Instead all he got was get the hell outta here and a plastic bag. Church: Should it have a property protection program? Should it have a security system? Should it have locked doors after certain hours? Should it have cameras? Should it be an exclusive domain? Should it be open to abuse by thieves & vandals?

Which would you rather be - single or attached? Why?

6000 friggin posts - My God man....don't you have anything else better to do??! :jackoff:

Seriously...this just gives me the creeps: http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/maria-shriver-reportedly-had-an-affair-while-married-to-arnold-schwarzenegger-with-matthew-dowd-amid-his-affair-with-maid-mildred-baena/story-fn907478-1227045684009 Can you imagine humping those teeth?

I'm not a TB guy, so I don't know how things are done there, but pre-payment sure sounds sketchy to me. Any reviews on her anywhere?

If it were my birthday, I'd be offering my birthday special. A little nude dance, a little wine, a karaoke song maybe (Elvis: Viva Las Vegas, or Tom Jones - Green Green Grass of Home)

Latest MSN news that Brad & Angelina FINALLY got married...whew - I was worried there for awhile. Your WGASL?

Your life is what it is at particular moments. Depends on your age I guess. You have to make your life fit your needs. You take responsibility for your kids, your spouse, your house & other things, etc...but ask yourself some harsh questions about your particular wants and direction. If your partner doesn't want to participate in that part of your life then you have some decisions to make. Personally (& I realize I sound like a hard-ass) I don't ever let someone else make up the rules for me - why would I need someone to determine my needs? If you give someone permission to control your life, then you aren't living your life on your terms, are you? You need to do the things to live your life without regrets & hopefully without harm to your loved ones. Doesn't mean you have to break up the marriage partnership - that's expensive & somewhat meaningless. I believe your sexual life goes in the direction you need at your moment in life. Best of luck.

I like fucking around with my facial hair. I have a 'stache & goatee thing going, but if I feel like it, I let them grow until they get unruly. I trim the goatee to a point and then wax the ends of the moustache so I look like the inner devil that I am.:biggrin:

I respect the OPs good natured rant. Enjoyed it actually even though it did carry-on a bit. Grrrrrr!! I hate technology because I do. GrrrrRowRowF! If he had a cellphone in his mouth I betcha' it would have been crunched up into little cell-phone bits by now. GRRRRRRRrrrr..... rrrrrr (done with a smile) In latter days he would have been called a Luddite.

BBQ'D Chicken burgers garnished with sliced cheese, lettuce, Bick's sandwich savers pickles, A little bit of slug make-up sprinkled on the balls.

As short a skirt as you dare - get lots of fresh air and admiring looks!

Has any lady in here ever gone Commando in public while wearing a skirt? If not, would you consider it?

It seems like everyone else has a handle on this post - but I'm not sure I understand what the heck is going on. Crap - I must be getting too old for my underwear. I'm confused about a clear hypothesis or direction. If anyone can help to assemble this puzzlement in my mind I will appreciate your jizz (just not in my face ok?). OP- Can you expand a little about your thoughts?

Good luck c7. I didn't send you any PMs, but I know I'm a dickhead anyway :exagerefesses: Hope you have better days ahead. J.

Best of luck in your life's direction Ice. Feel free to jump back in if/when the time is right.

Summary of a typical Monday morning hotel executive management meeting: "Oww! Ouch, Ouch, Ouch!!! Jeezus Titty F**king Christ, I just shot myself in the foot - again!!!" (Hotel Executive Manager doing the dance of pain, hopping around on one foot)...