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I thought the same thing The Smiths - How soon is now http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8bHRFm85hM Here some other favourites from the 80's Dream Academy - Life in a Northern Town Beautiful South - A Little Time (actually 1990) Housemartins - Happy hour again They definitely knew what they were doing in the British Isles then.

I think one of the key issues is respect. If you respect the other person then you will call in a timely fashion and cancel your appointment. There probably are times when you have to cancel with short notice, but that usually will fall into the emergency category and most people will understand. I will say that I am always surprised at how bad some people are in managing their schedules. Some of my staff are absolutely terrible in this regards. I can well imagine that if any of them see SPs they would definitely get on Mighty Pen's "grey list" very quickly. The good think about this thread is that it reminds everybody to be respectful of SPs time and energy. It also makes me feel a little bit better for being 5 minutes late on my last meeting (I did call to say I was running late).

I'm assuming you mean that you like to have them dress up more casually when you met them. I personally like the casual look. For some reason that is more attractive to me. Not saying that I find lingerie a turnoff or anything, far from it ;-) I guess I feel more relaxed when the sp is dressed casually and that just adds to the attraction. Of course, I can easily be convinced to change my position.

I will try not to put words in your mouth if you will at least try to pay attention to your postings and see that may be saying can be seen as saying that my recommendation is questionable. The other point is you are rather vague about who the other SP you think is similar to Jane. I have an idea but since you haven't stated it in public I won't either. Anyhow I can confirm to you that Jane and the other SP you are talking about but won't say are completely different people. If you are worried about me not guesting the correct SP, please see my previous recommendations .... sorry they may be too exaggerated for you but at least you will know I have seen the other SP. PS Oh yeah, I almost forgot .... both SPs pictures are authentic - no exaggeration there.

I tend to prefer reading more non-fiction. Last summer's reading list included these two interesting reads: "Wide is the Waters: The story of the English Bible and the Revolution It Inspired" by Benson Bobrick This one was an impulse purchase but well worth it. A fascinating history of the creation of the King James Bible and how the translation process influenced the English language, the development of Christianity and the history of the English-speaking world. "Bloodlands -Europe between Hitler and Stalin" by Timothy Snyder A very very depressing book about the parts of Europe (Poland, Baltic States, Ukraine and Belarus) which were located between Nazi Germany and Soviet Russia. You know you are going to a dark place when the author is arguing that a place like Auschwitz wasn't as bad as people thought because their were actual survivors unlike many other camps where barely anyone survived. Even with the depressing subject manner, Snyder does a great job conveying the central theme that this evil can easily occur when regimes turn people into numbers. Only when those numbers are seen as people can we keep our humanity. On the fiction front I tend to read writers from the 1930's and 1940's. Not sure why, guess those high school English classes influenced me more than I thought. Seeing some of the reading lists here does have me thinking that may be I should expand my fiction reading wish list. Nathalie's list contains at least three books that have been recommended to me friends and co-workers.

For me my favourite accents are from Scotland and Ireland. In my younger days, I spent a few months backpacking through Scotland and Ireland. I met a girl from Aberdeen. She was Chinese but she had been born and raised in Scotland. She had this thick Aberdeen accent. It was so crazy having this little Chinese girl taking like some highlander from Braveheart. I fell in love with every time she spoke .... plus she could drink me under the table ;-)

Wow, I didn't think my recommendation was that exaggerated. In fact I actually gave a caveat that my opinion would have to be taken with a grain of salt since during the course of our meeting, I discovered that Jane and I had many similar experiences. If you need a non-exaggerated recommendation here it is: I saw Jane recently, I had a great time, I would recommend visiting her. I'm not sure what more information you need. Are you looking for PM's with insider information ? Good luck with only six posts to CERB. The only PMs I receive are responses to PMs that I sent to other members.

Real Name = Gunnar Mynxx Cerb Name = Ricky Superbutt Sort of like the last one ... might have to trademark that one ;-)

I always loved this one.

I just recently had the great pleasure of meeting Miss Jane West. She does not advertise much here on CERB and I get the impression she is busy with many other activities so her time that is available for us Cerbites is rather limited. I had noticed Jane's ads here in CERB and was very interested in seeing her. I sent a preliminary PM asking for more details which she promptly responded. After a few PMs and emails we were able to set up an appointment for the early morning. Here incall location is centrally located. Since I was able to walk to her location I do not know what the parking would be like but I do not think it would be a problem. Jane met me at the door in a simple student outfit - tights and long shirt. She is very attractive and has the most lovely eyes. She also has a very slight accent that shows up every know and then. As part of our PM correspondence she asked me if I would like tea or coffee. I had deferred to her to make the selection; however, being an excellent host she still had both options available - coffee brewed and tea steeped. Jane is very intelligent and personable. At this point I must confess, that my recommendation may be tainted by the fact that while we were talking over our tea, we discovered that we had many similar experiences. This greatly increased my experience as Jane jogged lose many great memories and experiences. I will say that even though our conversation ended up in areas where we both had extensive knowledge, I cannot imagine that anyone else would be sitting there with nothing to talk about. After our cups of tea were finished up, things began to heat up on the couch. Soon enough we were making out on said couch and I have to say that Jane is a fantastic kisser. Things continue to progress nicely and soon enough she was topless sitting on my lap .... a most glorious sight. I can say that her pictures on CERB are very accurate. We continue the make-out session. Then she slowly disengaged herself from me and lead me by the hand to the bedroom. Seeing her lovely bum in her tights, I followed willingly. In the bedroom we slowly stripped. Jane is definitely a site to behold. I won't go any further in the play by play here. Sufficient to say that Jane is very very responsive to DATY. At some point during our playtime, Jane whispered in my ear that she "was going to suck my cock and then fuck me". Luckily, for me she is a women of her word :D After the more physical aspects of our meeting were completed, we continue our conversations while cuddle up on the bed. Which added to the overall experience. I was a very happy and relaxed camper afterwards. I found myself more than once drifting off during some boring meeting thinking about Jane. I can only imagine what my co-workers were thinking about me since I must have been smiling throughout our meeting. Overall a great experience and one that I hope to repeat.

My PVR is a god-send. Here is my list Justified (scary thing is I went to school with lots of this type of guys) Game of Thrones Walking Dead Vikings Parks and Recreation Big Bang Theory Waiting for the following series to re-start Mad Men Hell on Wheels Breaking Bad I guess I should buy stock in AMC :-)

I prefer incalls in the downtown core. I usually partake in the hobby doing the afternoon and since I work downtown most incall locations are either within walking distance of my office or a very short bus ride away. I also have the advantage that my job requires me to met clients all over the downtown core. So someone seeing me walking around downtown during working hours isn't all that surprised. For those of you who are worried about being watched by staff at the local hotels, please don't worry about it. They will probably check you out but if you are acting normal and are dressed reasonable well they will not bother with you. They are use to people coming and going, especially between the hours of 10 am and 10 pm. For later times - they will pay more attention to you but even then if you act like you should be there, aren't acting "strange" and/or dressed like a slob you should be fine. Another thing to remember is for some of the bigger hotels, there are often conferences/meetings going on during the day. If you need to wait in the hotel for any reason, hanging out in these areas is less suspicious. There are usually comfortable chairs and they are often found away from the front desk.

A while back when Toy Story first came out, a buddy of mine went to McDonald's with his daughter. They had the standard promotional cups with the various characters from the movie. My buddy was getting the food while his daughter and I were sitting in the booth. As he comes our way with the food including a large cup with the character Woody on it, his daughter leaps up, points and screams "DADDY YOU HAVE A BIG WOODY !!!". To me it seem like the whole restaurant went silent but my friend who was made of sterner stuff simple said "Yes, (insert daughter's name here) I have a big woody do you think we should save it for mommy ?". His daughter yells "YES, SHE"LL LOVE IT !!!" ..... it's at this point that I start laughing so hard that I can't eat for 10 minutes.

An era that always interested me was the 1870-1910 period of time. So much was changing on the technological front. When I was in university studying science it was always surprised me on how much of our fundamental science started during this time. Also, the pace of the development was much faster than in previous eras. A new idea quickly reached around the world. I still like being here in the present. Although, as Georgiana Sweet noted "we are living (in the west) in this magical, gilded society" and I do share her concerns of the future. The last gilded age ended up in major upheavals. If we are lucky we can learn for the mistakes of those times. Let us hope that "the better angels of our nature" help us avoid any future upheavals.

This has been an interesting discussion. As I read the various posts, I kept swinging back and forth into what to do. Right now, I would say that you were paid for a job and you should fulfill your obligations to complete that job. As much as I hate the idea of "outing" a hobbiest, especially to a snoopy sister-in-law, he did leave enough evidence that a person was able to figure out what he was doing. I am assuming that whatever actions you took were legal. If that is the case then you should complete the job. The main reason I think you should complete the job is that you also have the ability to limit the damage to the SPs involved. I'm not sure how your contract was written up but you definitely would be able to confirm that your "target" was seeing SPs but you probably don't need to provide the SPs contact information, location of meetings, etc. You have to take on the job of educating the nosy sister-in-law that although her belief that her brother-in-law is stepping out on her sister is correct it doesn't mean he was doing anything illegal. More importantly the SPs that he was seeing were not doing anything illegal. You can explain your reason further by noting that many wives who are in these type of situation tend to blame the women involved and not their husbands. Since the SPs were not doing anything illegal nor are they responsible for the brother-in-laws indiscretions, you cannot in good conscience pass along the SP contact information. If you client doesn't like the fact that you won't pass along the SP contact information then you know that the SPs were going to be taking the brunt of the shit-storm that was coming. If that is the case, give back a portion of your client's money.

I never knew this could happen, but the handle on my bathroom faucet popped off. More accurately blew off. I had a huge geyser of hot water spraying all over my bathroom. My first hint that something was amiss was seeing the cat bolt by me ... may be she was responsible ? Anyway I was able to shut of the water but not after getting a nice shower in the process. Needed the wet vac to clean up the mess. Nothing too terrible although my daughter's Dr Seuss "Oh, the places you'll go" suffered in our little Posiden adventure and will probably have to be replace. She was not too happy when we had to subsitute another book for bedtime. Wasted too much of my weekend cleaning up and replacing the faucet. Weekends are short enough so to lose a few hours to something stupid like this is frustrating. On another note, I have never heard of this happening before.

I'm not sure about the rest of you but lately every time I have seen an SP I end up leaving the meeting with more knowledge than I went in with. In the past couple of years, I was given overviews of the following subjects: - Spanish plays from the 1300's - by-laws and their relationship to women's rights - french literature, specifically the mid to later 1800's - website design - bowling - generational differences in the office - english literature, specifically American writers of the 1930's to 1940's - star wars vs star trek - poetry - gardening techniques for increase yield of vegetables And these are the ones that I can remember off the top of my head. I must admit, I really wasn't expecting an added bonus of taking up this hobby would be my increase knowledge of various different subject matter. I'm actually being sought out for people's trivia teams now. Although, I have to talk about "this guy I knew from university" when people ask me where did I learn something. I would like to thank all the lovely SP's that I have met over the past few years, not only have you given me lovely memories, it also seems like you taught this old dog some new tricks. CERB - a fine establishment of higher learning ;-)

I'm not sure if I really can add much to the wonderful recommendations already posted by my fellow Cerbites. Still, to ensure that CERB keeps it's primary purpose of recommending SPs to the hobbying community I decided to add my voice to the growing chorus of pro-Georgiana Sweet postings. I met Gia last week for a lovely afternoon at her centrally located incall location. Setting up the meeting was easily done via PMs and email exchanges. When I arrived she greeted me wamly with a nice cup of tea. She looked lovely and her smile was infectious. Although the room was rather dark due to the grey day, her blue eyes were a sight to behold. We had a lovely little chat over tea with the subject matter ranging from changing car batteries in the winter, the merits of a liberal arts education, the hazards of middle management and a brief review of literature. The later part was the more interesting section of our discussion as quite of bit of it occured with her sitting on my lap in her underwear. Needless to say she had my attention ;-) When you have a beautiful young semi-nude lady sitting on your lap discussing Proust, you know things are definitely not going to progress as a normal day. After my quick lesson in Proust, I was able to remove the final pieces of clothing and I was rewarded with a heavenly site. A nude Gia is one of the wonders of the earth. A nude Gia sitting on your lap kissing you is a dream come true. Needless to say things progressed in a very positive way after that point. I will not go into a detailed discussion of what occured next. I would like to simply say that Gia is a wonderful lover and I was very happy I listened to the very positive reviews provided by my fellow Cerbites. I hope to have another literature lesson with Gia in the near future.

I imagine I am like most hobbiest where frequency is dependent upon time and money. In a normal year, assuming business is humming along normally, I can usually partake in the hobby 5 or 6 times. The main limitation being time and SP's schedules meshing with mine.

Not sure if you are only looking for Thai massage. If that is the case, I'm pretty sure Nathalie Lefebre doesn't just provide Thai Massage. Now if you are looking for Thai massage along with an intimate encounter, then I highly recommend Nathalie.

Although it definitely is more fun to play with three or more players, Settler's of Catan (especially with some of the expansion games like Knights of Catan or Seafarers of Catan) is a very fun game with friends. Of course you will always have this type of conversation during the game Another fun game with an interesting twist is Pandemic http://www.zmangames.com/boardgames/pandemic.htm The twist is that all the playes co-operate in trying to win the game. You would think that playing co-operatively would not be fun but it is throughly frustrating game as it's pretty tough to win and sometimes you can do everything right but the cards go against you. This was our game of choice this New Year's Eve. Even though only four players play at once a major part of the party goers were cheering us on as we attempted to save the world. Then after we lost, a new batch of "experts" took over and failed even worst which promoted a newer group of "experts" to try. There was never a lack of players as people wanted their chance. Also, many non-board game types found it fun to play as there wasn't the competitive pressure to win between the players. You ccould ask for help on your turn as everyone had a vested interest in making sure you made the best move possible.

Cleo's massage is very good. Definitely loosen up some stiff muscles in the back and neck when I saw her.

This is my favourite Christmas song. Nothing gets me in the Christmas mood then hearing this song. Not sure why since there are some depressing parts. Here is my second favourite. There are so many versions but this was one I remembered when I was a kid. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4uP32mnAjY

I just recently met Nathalie for a lovely session. It had been over a year since I had seen Nathalie, just before she went on extended leave. I throughly enjoyed my 2 hour stay with Nathalie. Everything was perfect - the talk over a nice cup of tea, the very relaxing Thai massage, the beautiful kissing, the incrediably intense intimate portion of the session, the snuggling and the nice shower together. As usually, Nathalie has the incrediably ability to make you feel like you are the centre of the world. Everything seem so natural, nothing felt forced. I have seen Nathalie three times since she has joined CERB and each time I have come away from our meetings mentally and spiritually refreshed. Which combined with the physical release brings me to a new level of peace. I'm not sure how she does it but she always leads me to a better place. I highly recommend that everyone try to met Nathalie at least once - you will be a better person in the end. And for those of you who have been able to experience Nathalie's post-orgasm giggle, I imagine it falls into the same category of every time a bell rings an angel gets their wings ;)

My first paying job was working as an assistant to the caretaker of a cemetary. Most of my time was spent cutting grass and tending flower beds. However, fairly frequently I would have to actually dig graves by hand because the cemetary was so old with lots of historic gravesites they didn't want to have hicks driving a backhoe through the older parts. It was hard work but I felt a real sense of responsibilty of doing a good job - something that 14 year old boys aren't know for. The next year I started working as a dishwasher in a German restaurant. Crap pay but it included my meal and usually a beer at the end of the shift.