Philander39

Not sure why but the girls from the weather network have really been a major source of inspiration lately for me. Nicole Karkic and Kasia Bodurka being the more popular ones. Something about women in office attire.

Moderator - you may want to combine these two threads just to keep all the reviews of Alanna together as she doesn't come to Ottawa regularly some of her older reviews will be pushed towards the back of the thread http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=55878&highlight=Alanna

I saw Isabella about two weeks ago but I have been out of town for most of September for work and unfortunately my reports to CERB have been limited. Anyway, as all the previous reviews have stated Isabella is a gem. Setting up our meeting was easy and straight foward. She is very attractive with a lovely bum. She was very responsive to daty. More importantly she is a very nice person. She is definitely not a clockwatcher as we chatted and goofed around way pass the originally agreed upon time. She is also very interested in making sure you have the best experience possible. Little Phil was not working at his best during our session. Not her fault in the least as I was overly tired due to a long night with little sleep the night before. I probably should have cancelled our appointment but thinking that I am still 25 I thought I could "rise" to the occasion. Isabella was very concerned about my experience and went out of her way to try to help things along. She was so worried that I had a bad experience she gave me some Rice Krispies squares!! LOL I will definitely book again with Isabella but this time I will make sure I am in better fighting shape and I will be providing the Rice Krispies squares ;-)

Compared with the thought that others have put into there profile names, my seems almost lazy. Considering what I am doing on this site, I figured I might as well take an honest CERB name. The number was because someone else has taken Philander, or course they are not active ... so I guess I'm not that lazy afterall :-)

Just got back home from a great holiday in the middle east (aka New Brunswick - at least that is what Mary Walsh calls it). Discovered that during one of our thunderstorms my freezer got fried. Didn't lose too much food (it was a small freezer) but sort of upset about losing a few moose steaks a buddy of my from up north had given me. Also, just checked my work email account as I start work tomorrow ... great way to ruin your last day of holidays.

"Life has many ways of testing a person's will, either by having nothing happen at all or by having everything happen all at once" Paul Coelho "It's what you do in the present that will redeem the past and thereby change the future" Paulo Coelho

That's the big issue Katherine, you ladies are just too damn nice !! I agree with you that the client needs to be aware of where things are in terms of time. The SP or MA really shouldn't have to be the bad guy (girl ?). Luckily for me the SP was still topless when she was talking to me and it was a fairly cool day so I'm pretty confident I wasn't pushing the boundaries in terms of using up her time. Still when I see her again I will apologize and have a small token gift just to acknowledge that I overstayed my time.

Thanks Northerntantra for posting those great pics ... now I really miss Julie Wilde's old profile picture.

I just want to remind everyone about Julie Wilde's old profile pic. I very much liked the multi-coloured thigh-high stockings. Hopefully, Julie will add that picture to one of her albums one day. I know I always kept my eye out for that lovely pic while reading the various general discussion threads.

I have always seen unrushed service as basically letting things progress in their own way. I have had experiences with SP's where things progressed quickly with intimate contact beginning almost as soon as we see each other while with others there is some conversation and laughs before any major physical contact. Neither situation is how I planned my meeting but they just flowed that way. In all cases, as can been seen by my reviews, I end up a very happy camper. I should note that I tend to do 2 hour appointments thus the MSOG issue is sort of dealt with as most SP's expect at least two rounds of play during that period. Although, I was given a chance to go for number three once by an SP who took it as more of challege then anything else ... luckily for me she was up to the challege and made me a very happy man (a really tired happy man LOL). Of course, I would never expect this normally but things just flowed that way. I also think many of us who are in the hobby keep an eye on the clock also, just so we are not putting the SPs in bad situations like the one that started this thread. I usually am ready to leave (dressed and showered) when my 2 hours is up. I can only think of one time where I exceeded my time limit. It was only about 10 minutes and I didn't notice how late I was until I had left the incall location and saw the time. I'm not sure if the SP even notice that we were late, as she seemed to be fully involved in our final conversation ... then again she may have been overly polite. I'm still going to keep that in mind the next time I see her and apologize for taking up her time. Sorry to hear that someone would take advantage of Gabriella this way. The problem is if enough of us push the time limit then SP's might become more "clockwatchers" to protect themselves from this type of situation. Which after all is said and done is not good for us clients. I'm guessing that any future appointments by this guy with Gabriella will follow a more regulated schedule and not have as much "go with the flow" type feel. His lost, hopefully not ours.

I have to say I'm not all that keen on SP's with lots of tattoos but Cleo's postings here on CERB and some very very positive reviews lead me to see this whole Cleo Catra experience was like. I have to say, I have seen the light. All the previous reviews were bang on. Personally, I thought the tattoos would be distracting but Cleo had my attention the whole time. To be honest, I found the tats sort of helpful as I am pretty blind without my glasses but using her tattoos I had a rough idea as to where I was located on Cleo's body. Her BJ skills are to die for and she was very responsive to DATY. I highly recommend that you take the time and effort to ensure Cleo has a great experience with DATY. She definitely shows her appreciation later on. All in all I had a great time, which just seemed to fly by. Making arrangements with Cleo was easy and not too complicated. She just has a great easy-going style to her. But not so easy going that you shouldn't eat your wheaties before visiting her. You will need the energy to keep up.

I'm usually very good in making sure all the loose ends are cleared up. Phone numbers deleted from cell phone, texts deleted, separate email account that the SO does not know about which is solely used for hobby purposes, etc. When I do need to write something down it is done if a vague way, always mixed up with my regular work notes. Luckily, my work involves lots of calculations which makes hidding numbers pretty easy. And I always get rid of the piece of paper either right before the appointment or soon afterwards. The one time I didn't follow my standard operating procedure. I left a small piece of paper with a name and phone number in the middle console in my car, right beside the sunglass case of the SO. I usually try to met sp's in central located locations where I can either walk and/or use public transit so having the car was different. Granted the piece of paper wasn't on it's own enough to sink my battleship but it definitely could have put me in a bad situation if I didn't react well. Luckily, for me the piece of paper rested beside the glass case until I used the car a week later and discovered it while looking for coffee change. Lesson learned.

I think most people in the hobby have to deal with desire to experience new adventures with new ladies or repeat with those ladies that they had a great time. I know I fall into that category. The one thing that makes my decision easier is that I only have limited chances to meet SPs and thus availabilty is a deciding factor. I will say that if an when I have a chance to see an SP, I do make a quick review of the SPs I have seen in the past first. Mainly, because I usually prefer incalls and thus being familar with the incall location and the steps the SP likes to follow to while setting up the incall make things a little less stressful. Saying that, I definitely love the thrill of meeting someone new. Of course, I do make an effort to read their posts here to get a better feel of the type of person they are. So far, I have been blessed with many great experiences with the ladies for CERB.

Having had some very lovely meetings with some literary local SP's (Nathalie Lefebvre and Julie Wilde) when I found these two quotes I knew I had to bring the up here. "Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counsellors, and the most patient of teachers" Charles William Eliot "We need to make books cool again. If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't fuck them." John Waters

I really cannot add too much to what has already been said by everyone else about their experiences with Peachy. I met her recently on a lovely afternoon and had an excellent time. It was a nice relaxing session with some intense workouts spaced out by with Peachy providing some excellent massage. I was relaxed as well as refreshed which came in handy for the painfully long meeting I had later in the day. Nothing helps you get through a long meeting than remembering the view of Peachy's lovely bum. I definitely will try to see her again.

1. I have a degree in chemistry. 2. I am missing most of my right ear - luckily I have still have a nice mop of hair so it is not very noticeable. In fact people are surprised when they find out - they tell me that my hearing is really good. 3. I was born and raised in the Ottawa area. 4. I once was caught peeing in a back alley in Northern Ireland during the height of "the Troubles" by a British Army patrol - Thank God for my Canadian accent. 5. I spent eight months working at Newfoundland lighthouse stations. The Canadian Coast Guard crew I was working with liked to "sign" me up for the Screeching ceremony that the local pubs would do for the tourist. I was officially "screeched" eight times. I have kissed cod, puffing butts and a really old cod fisherman ..... the last one involved tongue !! Needless, to say I almost had to sign up with Betty Ford when I got home. 6. I probably know my way around New Brunswick better than the locals. My previous job meant I did a lot of driving in the Maritimes, especially NB or as Mary Walsh calls it - the Middle East. 7. For some reason I am a hardcore Cleveland Browns fan. 8. I'm actually a pretty good cook. I can make a mean jambayla and damn good seafood gumbo. 9. I like driving the backroads when I go on a trip. Much more interesting and a lot of times you end up getting to your destination just as fast. 10. I am almost always on time and if I'm late I really get flustered. 11. I have two types of skin colour - pasty white and lobster red. 12. I love history - any type. Comes in handy during trivia night.

That is another thing that is crazy. Everyone thinks that the Gatineau (use to be Hull) police are out to just get English people. Trust me they have enough other issues to deal with than to solely focus on English guys visiting SPs. When you think about it even the Ottawa police don't really worry to much about people visiting SPs on the Ottawa side. As long as you are discreet on either side of the river you will have no problems. I will admit the the old Hull police had a reputation of being pretty hard on English speakers in the past but that was usually because it was the deluge of English speaking drunks leaving Ottawa at 1 am to continue drinking in Hull whose closing time was 3 am. The Hull police in those days did not "suffer fools lightly" and it just so happened most of the fools at that time were English speakers. Anyway, I think we can wrap this whole discussion up before we get too far down the road of English/French relations.

Castle hit the jackpot !! Too many people are afraid that they will have to speak French as soon as they cross the bridge. Shelly Lane - definitely follow Malika's advice. Gatineau would have even less people heading out that way. I do admit that in the downtown part of Hull during the daytime hours parking can be a pain. The green hornets (or is it hornet du verte ?) are busy little beavers but the same is true in Ottawa. I know growing up in Ottawa, Hull was where you went to do crazy things but those days are gone. There are still some pretty good pubs but they are really tame compared to the old days. Luckily, for me I have no problem going to Hull so an SP located there has a good chance that I might drop by for visit :-)

There are a few reasons why SPs favour the Ottawa side, some good some not so good. I think one reason is there are more 4+ hotels in the Ottawa side. Also, more people work on the Ottawa side thus the daytime client pool is much larger. One SP told me she like being in the Ottawa hotels as there was more things within a short walking distance. Probably one of the biggest issues is, for some reason, there is a "fear" (not really the word I want but I can't think of a better term) of crossing the bridge to Hull. Makes no sense - I know. Hull still has this reputation of some ghetto which it really hasn't been able to shake. I know one travelling SP who had booked a hotel on the Hull side right near the bridges, telling me that a majority of the people who contacted her about her availabilty decided not to book because she was in a hotel on the Hull side. Needless to say that worked to my advantage as I was able to get the appointment I wanted and she gave some extra special service as I was one of the few who would brave scary Hull. I think after a couple of days she moved to a hotel on the Ottawa side as barely any one was willing to meet her in Hull.

I would highly recommend Meg .... she showed me her love of cumshots when I saw her.

I would definitely recommend that you don't start the conversation. Everytime I have been given "the inside view" of the escort industry it came up naturally in regular convesation. I didn't direct the conversation that way. I guess the SP felt comfortable enough with me to give me a glimpse into the type of career they have. Going by memory, it seems everytime an SP opened up to me about their escort work was after I had told them some of the crazy stories of my previous career. I guess they wanted to show me that their job could be just as crazy/funny etc. If you are nice and polite and let the conversation flow naturally, you probably will get a glimpse of the escort life. But there are no guarantees.

Back in my major travelling days, I remember seeing an incrediable SP in Montreal. She gave me the standard "I doing this to pay for university" story, which was possible since she was pretty damn smart. Every time I went to Montreal I tried to set up an appointments with her. She not only was a great SP but also a incredibable person. More than once because of our conflicting schedules all we could do was meet for a drink or a coffee and have a quick visit. Needless, to say, I was not a happy camper when I was assigned more western clients. I did know that she was originally from New Brunswick but I couldn't believe my eyes when the client I was working for in Moncton invited me to his cottage on the Acadian coast and there on his deck I saw my Montreal SP. She also seem a little surprised but she played it very cool and quickly marched up to me and shook my hand. It was very weird knowing that I had been regularly fucking one of my companies biggest client's daughter. Unfortunately, she stopped being and SP when she finished her degree. I do see her once in a blue moon when I am out east but always in social situations with her dad (BBQs at the cottage, breakfast meeting at a diner, etc).

Just wanted it known that I had the lovely pleasure of seeing Miss Julie Wilde for a second time. This was slightly before she reached goddess status on CERB. I can easily see why that happened as she is definitely is a goddess. Once again I had a fantastic time in her nice outcall location. The service was very pleasurable and extremely tiring !! My legs were a little wobbly when I left. Not only is Julie physically attractive, she has such a joyfulness to her that she literally lights up a room. I highly recommend you make the effort to watch her eyes (sort of hard considering how good everything else looks) but her eyes jump from sparkling to twinkling while she talks. Well worth the experience.

I think keeping things as they are is good. Dividing the SP and MA ads really improved things. I am also pretty sure most gentlemen on this site definitely make the effort to check page 2 and page 3 and even some of the later pages to see who else is kicking around. I know I do and have been rewarded with great experiences each time.

I saw Levon Helm when he played the Ottawa Folkfest last summer. Great show. He paced himself that night so his voice held up for the whole show including a fantastic encore. Really happy that I was able to see one of the key voices of my childhood. My dad only allowed two kinds of music to be played in the truck, the garage and the barn - Country or Western. The Band was the exception to the rule. Evertime I hear Levon's voice, I smell hay or gasoline.