freestyleswimmer

. and to top it off, when did Poker ever become a Sport (TSN, etc....)?

They should only provide seats for the audience................ (Just kidding :roll: )

Wow, wow, 2006............................. and now History has been made. Cat is in Ottawa....................... or ???????????????? Hi Cat.! :-D

Unfortunately, for the SPs that is, with today's proliferation of anonymous, generic email accounts (@gmail @yahoo @hotmail etc........) anyone can obtain as many fake identities as they want. I am even of two minds about actually posting this post that I'm writing right now (afraid I might be giving someone, somewhere, a solution as to how he (usually a 'he') can go "under cover" -NO pun intended- and get several IDs). However since "criminals" will always have a criminal mind-set and I'm not revealing the secrets of the A-bomb formula, Here Go my 0.01$ + 0.01$ I say that this is unfortunate, because no matter how well-intentioned and protective the Mods are, they cannot assume that [email protected] is the same person as [email protected] . This can only be revealed after a while (circumstancial evidence at best) when the same spelling mistakes, the same idiosyncracies -in writing- same styles, same cadences start showing up to the point where a Mod can say with a 90% chance of being right, "abc@ is the same person as xyz@" An SP's (non-public) blacklist is (apart from carrying concealed handguns ---which won't help during later stages of the "visit" when clothes are off--- or being an expert black belt in Karate, Judo, Jiu-Jitsu or what have you) is one way the "ladies" can protect or "warn" each other (and themselves). Maybe, a partial solution, to give possibly innocent guys in cases of mistaken identities and similarities in handles a chance at proving their innocence, is to have the Mod PM those whose names are on such blacklists and (kind of) hold an Internet hearing, amongst the three of them, Poster, Postee and Mod and let each present their side of the story and make a final judgment call. And in cases of repeat "listings" of the same handle, this fact could be an influencing factor. (I know that Mod is one busy person without having to add this additional role, but .......... who else has the Power?) Once a blacklist inductee is outed, there could be a short "termination list" publically posted by Mods and a period where possible "character witnesses for the defence" could come forward to the Mod (or by PM to the Mod) and attest that "A" is no way like the "a" that they all know and like. Some one could come forward and say, "Hey, fss is not FSS." We can see how this could happen. I am affectionately (I hope, affectionately) being called (nicknamed) FSS. And I wouldn't want to be banned because of FuriousSexSadist's actions. I know that this is no joking matter, but when I put in a light touch, to me, and to those who know me, this shows that I care profoundly about the subject. I guess all of you readers, hobbyists and SPs alike (include Mod) know what I mean. However, I would caution that it will always be safer to err on the side of protecting the SPs. This migh save someone's life, livelihood or avoid her ending up in an Emergency Room. Error against an innocent postee, on the other hand, although a miscarriage of justice, will just prevent a certain gentleman from getting "dates" on this board. So what? I know that the SPs on this board are precious gems, but there are other jewellers in town (albeit of less carats.) I'm now ready to start dodging sniper fire (if not AK47 volleys). There are no appropriate smileys for a subject about peoples' safety, wellbeing and lives.

Cat, as always you are the voice of reason (and of other things as well, and you're the only one who can use my handle's acronym without making it sound like it belongs on the FAQ). I didn't want to start getting into an argument. I find that explaining a joke makes things worse. Back to the subject at hand: Regarding taking a girl (or lady) shopping: If a lady is to model for me from where I take her shopping, it'll always be a perfume store (or body lotion..............). Need I add, modelling nothing else but the recent acquisition? :D

Aren't we all glad to learn that all kinds of crime have been eliminated in Ottawa so that the Police can finally devote all their man(and girl)power to fight the evil, obscene deeds committed by consenting adults (in private). Now, finally, we know that there are no drugs anywhere within the NCC region, that street gangs have all been sent to Devil's Island (or the Chateau d'If), that nobody in any Ministry (even DND) embezzles millions, that every single driver obeys all the traffic laws, by-laws, signs and indicators, that rape, murder, theft, burglaries, jaywalking, arson and (Yes, even) graffitti have been eradicated and that graft and corruption in HIGH places are a thing of the past. That child molesters are all in the prisons' general populations; (S.O.S. I'm running out of crimes here.............. but since they're all now vague and distant memories; let's all applaud the valiant efforts of our men (and women) in black. (I believe it is black. Right?)

Gifts should always be from you, not from some other guy(?) named Danier................ Duh!!!!!!!!!! Otherwise it'd be too easy. I could always tell the lady, "Oh! BTW, your gift is not in this envelope; it'll be coming from Danier.........."

Seems to me like you're trying to recruit here (and maybe end up a-la-Hugh-Heffner if you're lucky). Just my (Hey Mod, we need more smileys and icons -for change, like 2 cents' worth)

Not always "harder to find". I did. And it was North of Latitude 45? 21' N. Actually it was at 45? 22' N -(minus) one and a half blocks South.

Search for Catherine.

Wow. Your first encounter and you get to her "g"! Just kidding. Too good an e-error (wrong button pressed) to pass up. Just FYI, you can always "edit" your own posts even after posting. But I'm glad you left this is one "as is/as was"................

"Some" arenas might frown upon that activity. (Sorry. Had to do some editing without snipping or cutting too much off.) I'd love 2 meet u 2 but, following your advice, I might not offer any freebies but then a "gentleman" should never accept money from a lady. Regards, Oooooooooooopps.......... almost signed the post. If we can't laugh at ourselves, might as well use that straight razor and go for a full decapitation.

Oh! I did have one of those back in 1972, the afternoon of my wedding night. Since it was a "facial" I had no fear then of being emasculated. My ex took care of that for the following 20 years or so. :( So might I (but I'll have to be very careful whenever I'm in the Mall. There's a Barbershop there and I might embarrass myself publicly if they're stropping a razor as I walk by.)

I guess I forgot the smileys (How many am I allowed on this Forum?) Smile-smile, wink-wink. ;):D:) I just got told off (only four images).

As long as no straight razors are involved. One slip and it's "to p or not to p".