dirkgently

i think i'm going to stay indoors for a while. it's getting weird out there.

big nipples on small breasts - heaven:grin:

always respect the ladies wishes no matter who she is. the rewards will always be worth it

the length of time you must wait is inversely proportional to the amount of time you have and how prepared you are to wait (bring a book and there will be no wait, no book the wait will last hours)

Jennifer Anniston keeps getting better looking year after year. Michelle Pfeiffer is over 50 and still gorgeous. women are like fine wine...

always did, still do. luckily, as a kid, my mom thought it was normal and healthy (just not at the kitchen table - very long story). never had any hang ups about it.

Absolutely cannot tell the difference, at least in the short run. But a little time and a different perspective and you'll figure it out (thanks again akhenaton).

I still get the butterflies every time. It hightens the moment and I hope I will always get them.

One of the best things about canada is that we accept anyone as our own, even if the only lived here a few years (Alexander Graham Bell). Not only do we love our beavers, we have the best, most beautiful beavers in the world. Everyone should kiss a beaver daily!

I recently saw a cartoon where a woman was crusing for male prostitutes, she stopped at one and his line was "yeah I'll listen to you, I'll listen to you all night long."

what about the scene from, I think, Date Movie? where they parodied Cruel Intentions only it was a hot young brunette and an old woman. Hot!:mrgreen:

depends on how horney I am?

vitamin C and lots of it for prevention (your body will just get rid of what it does not need. To get rid of a cold, brandy then sweat it out (in bed, many blankets and leave them on no matter how hot you are). Next morning a shower (change the sheets) and you'll feel 100% better.

I'm surprised no one else picked up on this, but what the hell is the deal with etasman and the monkey?:confused:

just one question: what is the correct answer to "how fat is my behind"? (or alternatively "do I look fat in this"?) Had to buy a new couch from all the wrong answers I've given.

funny, but very true.

I voted yes, but you really don't know until you try.

I have no reason to post anything, but I read this quote, really liked it and thought I would share... "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming, "WOO HOO, what a ride!"

Dirk Gently is one of my all time favorite literary characters, from a couple of books by Douglas Adams. One day I will buy a large red leather hat!!!

Amber is great, you will not be disappointed. Sometimes her availability is limited so it is best to give her some notice.

for me it is never about the song, it's the singer

Never been to one, but aren't they basically women attending male stripper shows? Or is this something more involved? (not really up on current trends? if that is what this is)

It's good. I liked it a lot. you should write more.

I'm with grass hopper! And after reading it, just wish I was with grass hopper, over and over again!!

Tell her the truth, but focus on the good in it for you both. I started seeing SP's after several miserable years with my wife (and vastly different sex drives). Shortly thereafter by some miracle we started getting along much better, all the tension and bitterness was gone. When I told her I started with how much things have been better lately and went from there. Now, we are more in love than ever and it is even to the point that if we start getting on each others nerves, she will tell me to go have fun for a weekend. Somewhere in there we both agreed we would rather be happy and together than worry about the sex part. Then again according to George Carlin: honesty is the best policy, but by the process of elimination, that would make dishonesty the second best. And second is not all that bad.