Joe King

I've never heard of her on any of the other communities either...

Her courage is an inspiration to all...

You may like this one 8) http://www.xvideos.com/video158027/sapphic:_jackie_nella_nelly_fisting_nina_adela_lucy_lee_

I really like the "Random Album Pictures" feature :cool: Jewel in Kingston I'm hoping she sees how beautiful Vancouver is watching the Olympics and decides to move out west :wink: Apologies to you guys in Kingston 8-)

Carmella in Vancouver

Vancouver's Dahlia Dawn . Yes we have it good out here 8-)

Not being able to resist the temptation of the lovely Dahlia Dawn and her frisky attitude I just had to make another adventure into the city... Nice building and easy to find with lots of paid parking as would be expected down town, it being a hockey game night traffic was slow on the way in so I was once again going to be late... Dahlia was good with that as she was also running late, she was using a friends incall and not her regular one... As I was running late we decided a 1hr appointment rather than a 2 would be good, but after going through traffic my 'mind' changed back to the 2hr appointment and I was certainly glad I did... Dahlia opens the door wearing a cute and classy little black dress and the prettiest smile I have seen on my adventures... We chatted for a bit, Dahlia came across as sweet, geniune and a little shy, perhaps nervous but we were both a little nervous, for some reason I tend to be a little nervous when with such a beautiful woman... We started kissing bit, just a little at first but becoming passionate quickly, Dahlia is a great kisser, one of the best I've kissed and I have been with some great kissers... Dahlia removes her dress to show the lingerie I had requested on a perfectly petite frame, I know I've said it before but there is a new picture beside 'spinner' in the dictionary of Dahlia... As she requests reviews to omit more intimate details I will close with, Dahlia is certianly a true tresure and sweetie, one, or if not the best I've been with... A true complete package, beautiful smle, face, body and attitude, not to mention an amasing kisser Recommend: Yes, but only if you are into the young hot spinner type with a great attitude and awesome service... L: 9.5 if not 10... Hot little black haired beauty A: 10... Down to earth, friendly and just fun to be with S: 10... I can't see the service being any better Pictures: Accurate Explain: Professional pictures are an accurate representation of Dahlia Contact: Cerb: Dahlia Dawn Web Site: http://www.dahliadawn.weebly.com Services: Safe GFE Rates: $250+ Body Type: Spinner Age: 20-25 Ethnicity: Caucasian Repeat: Yes Explain: I doubt I have the will power to resist not repeating with Dahlia, to be honest I won't put up much resistance either Thanks for having me in Dahlia

Jasmine is now "indy" http://sexijasmine.escortsite.com/photos.phtml

Joe's latest adventure finds him in Langley to search the CIA head quarters and discover the truth behind the 3 S's in Vanesssa... Act I: Knowing the weekend was going to be filled with renovations I decided to be prepared with a little relaxation time, and after a few flirty pm's and emails with Vanesssa, I decided to finally discover what Langley had to offer... At first our scheduling difficulties were failures, she only works 'part time' and I am particular about when I like to play... Well after seeing V's recent Advert I couldn't resist and finalized our plans... Having got to know V from her time here on ****, I felt at ease meeting with her, and having read her previous reviews I knew we would really hit it off... The easy going attitude that came across in her messages where a great reflection of who she is in person, funny, flirty and fabulous... The incall was easy to find though I missed the turn as it is dimly lit and not signed properly, yet nice not having to drive into the big city... Act II: The door opens and there stands one of the most beautiful women I have met wearing a nice knit black dress that showed off her womanly body perfectly... I was very surprised by how pretty V was; her photos hide/blur her face which is a shame as she is very beautiful, great smile and mesmerizing eyes... Seeing her in the dress and heels was perfect way to start the evening, I could truly imagine taking her out dancing and how eloquent she would look... Personally, I prefer when the lady is dressed up at the beginning rather than in lingerie, don't get me wrong I Love lingerie just like the aspect of visualizing what is under the dress... Act III: We moved into the Bedroom and chatted for a bit, V is very enjoyable to talk to; intelligent, wise and a similar dorkie wit that I have... We started to kiss, she certainly does have very soft lips and was a pleasure to kiss, passionate with a touch of tease... Things got a little warm in the room, so V made her self more comfortable and revealed a perfectly fitted purple baby doll, like she stepped out of the pages of Victoria Secret... As we played around a little more, I had to make note that V is much like the weather in the lower main land, as in very Wet, which made the teasing and playing very enjoyable... Vanesssa noted she was unable to work out for a bit, but I am certain we both burned a few calories and lost a fair bit of water in our time together Finale: V uses the 3 S's to indicate Sophisticated, Sensual, Sultry which are all very true but she could change her name to Vanessssssa and add in Sexy, Sweet and Soft!!! She is everything I had expected and wanted in a woman, and shares the top of my best experience with only one other, now if I can get them to have a duo with me L: 9.5 - 9 Beautiful woman with an amazing natural body... A: 10 A perfect mix of flirty, fun, and charm that made me feel at ease and that I with someone who wanted to be with me... S: 9.5 Near perfect with minor deduction for having to dispose of the evidence myself (In her defense she was spent) so it really wasn't all that bad as she really put the effort into where it truly mattered IMO... Menu: Sophisticated, Sensual, Sultry and Natural GFE... Repeat: When I do repeat, which I am going to start doing, she will be on one of the tops on the list... Rates: $500+ for 2 hours Client Appreciation Day! Contact Info: Email: [email protected] Phone: 604 - 328 - 3940 Website: http://www.vanesssa.ca/about.asp Pictures: Accurate Stats: 5'7" 34B-25-34 Advertising: Sophisticated, Sensual, and Sultry to a "T" Recommend: Yes, she is definately one of the best

Sorry, I don't see a Danielle on that site...

As someone who had that exact same thing happen to them on another board by a paid advertiser, I would like to make the following recommendation to rule #1 as we are in the 21st century and we are considered equals... I have no issues and will continue to recommend in the Victoria/Vancouver section for you folks out east when you come to visit the wet coast... I will also continue to review (Stir the pot) :shock: on another board... I do see a few friendly names here ;-) If any of you gents are visiting, feel free to shoot me a pm for assistance for your pleasurable stay... My apologies to Captain for not finding his post for Recommendations in the Vancouver section in time for his visit... Any ladies visiting that need some assistance to help with your visit, please also feel free to pm me... 8) Play safe and keep yer stick on the ice :razz:

I find this to be the most difficult of all reviews that I have begun to write, to find the words that fill my thoughts of my latest and to date my best experience. A surprising experience that exceeded my expectations in many ways yet also much different than my expectations... Act I: My initial impression of Taylor from her advertising was of a high society girl that you would find mingling at an opera house or some fancy affair surrounded by the city dwelling ?elite? vying for her attention? Due to scheduling difficulties, our ?get to know one another? pm?s/emails were more extensive than usual, her honesty was a pleasure and a nice portal to her true self, a kind and caring soul with a beautiful heart? Her in-call location was easy to find, yet parking was difficult but likely due to the beautiful day and the Saturday evening appointment time, so I was basically a ? hour late, which she said was no problem? I was nervous upon arrival, seeing her open the door wearing a lovely lacey top and matching bottoms and her captivating smile helped my uneasiness, yet still a certain feeling that I was with one of Vancouver?s most elite courtesans and out of my league lagged? Act II: As we chatted, that feeling totally went away, Taylor was not the girl I had pictured but better, she was genuine, sincere and thought provoking, the kind of girl you would see at the drag track hanging out with the boys, the easy to approach girl next door type? The more we chatted the more captivated I became, Taylor has a variety of interests and is very sweet, and the type of girl you have a great time with, just by being with her? Act III: We moved into the bedroom, Taylor set the bar for all others extremely high with her passion and desire to please? Being with her was different than all others, the feeling she truly wanted to be there filled my thoughts. Her cute smile when she would bite her lower lip, her beautiful dark eyes, her soft giggles and sensual moans took away all my thoughts other than both of us wanting to be together? With others, there was always a lingering feeling of the business transaction that brought us together, this was the first time that feeling had totally slipped my mind? I enjoy the kissing aspect and Taylor is a great kisser, perfect softness and passion with each kiss, little eye contact before an intense deep kiss was a delight, Taylor was the perfect match for me in the kissing department? Finale: Taylor was a delight to be with in every department, she is pretty talkative but I enjoyed listening to her as well so it was all good? If I was going to rate this experience based on my others, Taylor would be tops on the list, a beautiful body, mind and soul that truly did capture my thoughts and will for some time? L: 8.5 ? 9.5 Very pretty girl, a slim toned body, cute smile and eyes that open you to her beautiful soul. A: 10 I honestly felt as though we were friends and lovers, her genuine approach to everything was refreshing as was her over all attitude in life? S: 10 The kissing was amazing, her attention to pleasing and the feeling of her desire to be with me was second to no one? Menu: Splendorous, captivating and safe GFE Repeat: Yes and soon Pictures: Accurate Stats : 5?6? 34B-24-34 Advertising: I was certainly captivated by Taylor Recommend : Yes, she truly is an amazing girl

Betty is currently with Vic2van... http://www.vic2van.com/girls/betty/index.html

Act I: Settled in the hotel, kicked back and relaxed, flipped on the computer and decided to find my pleasure for the evening… Let’s say a little birdie told me to check out Seduction Unlimited, and hunt down an absolutely stunning blonde named Jasmine… Checking the memory banks, I have never had a blonde before in my life shocking I know, so time to take a walk on the wild side… Give S.U. a call and ask about Jasmine, the phone girl was friendly and easy to deal with as I explained it was my first visit, “Just ring the bell and say your name”… S.U. was very easy to find, I felt a little nervousness come through me, as not only am I losing my Blonde virginity but my Agency virginity… I walk in and as I reach for the inner door it is opened for me by an absolutely stunning blonde, a cute smile sent my way and in a soft sweet voice “Hi I’m Jasmine” she says with her hand out for a shake… Well not wanting to be thought of as a wimp to start off, I made sure I gave her a firm handshake … But seriously for me, the hand shake was cool, our first meeting and I can imagine she was nervous seeing a client for the first time, as I was coming to an agency for the first time, so a nice start to the adventure… Jasmine wore a nice tight tube dress, which showed her beautiful body perfectly; as she leads me to the room I could not keep my eyes from her sweet hot body… We enter the room, a very nicely decorated room, cozy but then again I can only imagine any room with a bed and Jasmine in it would be cozy… “How long did you want to stay for” she asks, her sweet voice once again rings in my ears, my mind yells out “All Night” but sadly my mouth says “One Hour”… She leaves and comes back, as I sat nervously, yet upon her return I felt an easy feeling coming into the room, which I surely needed… Act II: We make our way to the bed for a chat, we chat about life and such, Jasmine came across as a sweet, genuine and friendly girl, and once again I find what I am looking for… We get a little friendlier and a little less clothed and got to know one another a little more intimately… Well let me say that Jasmine didn’t disappoint as much as you are that I am not going to get into the intimate details of our event, but I am more into the courtesan and mental attraction of the women than I am the physical YMMV part, but I will say that there was no disappointment in that department… As we cuddled in the after glow, the once chilly room turned into a sauna… As we chatted and got to know one another a little more, she would blow air across my chest hairs to cool me down, a perfect ending to our evening… Jasmine is not only a beautiful girl physically but mentally and that is where her beauty really shines and that is no small feat as she is as described, stunning… Finale: As it is my first experience in a agency, I felt a little weird, Jasmine even told me to stop “clock watching” but my speck’s where all steamed up so I was unable to see the clock anyway… She is far from a clock watcher, that could be the buzzer but I suspect that is her attitude… Me being a rook, it was strange feeling, wanting to stay yet still wondering when the impending ring of the buzzer, a feeling that I can only imagine a doomed man with a noose wrapped firmly around his neck, waiting for the hangman and his sad departure from a beautiful life… This feeling was not her fault at all, just describing my first ever venture into an agency and perhaps future adventures this feeling slips away… I am glad I chose Jasmine for that experience; she is a totally cool girl that would be fun to be with in any situation… L: 9 Very pretty, amazing eyes, an elegant body with a few tastefully situated tattoos that could be easily hidden for a professional appearance, which I would love to see… A: 9 Jasmine is sweet, genuine, and a pleasure to be with and to talk to, the kind of girl that you dream about going on a road trip with because you know that the conversation would be a variety of intelligence and wisdom... S: 9 Attentive, open, “teachable” (though I will say I have nothing to teach) loves what she is doing and certainly loves to please. I tend to believe that a repeat visit is required with Jasmine to get past the awkwardness of the “first” session but again, my nervousness did not help so no worries… Menu: Jasmine is 100% Safe and enjoys cleanliness and her menu was as discussed and what I was definitely looking for Repeat: Certainly, though I am still not 100% sure of the agency aspect as I prefer the courtesan part that I have no doubt she would excel at and be one of Vic’s best… We did discuss a potential future Duo which I have yet to experience, and I could think of no better girl to be apart of that… Rates: $180+ Pictures: Accurate Stats: 34dd (Enhanced) ~25~34 – 5’5” = Accurate Recommend: Definitely unless you have something against beautiful, intelligent blondes…

It appears as though Tianna is retiring from the business...

Thanks Gents... I am more use to the wild west approach... Shoot first and ask questions later!

Ok, so if you can't post a link, the pictures or the phone number of a girl using fake pictures, then what is the point of posting it???? :confused:

Contact: http://vancouver.en.♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣.ca/ers/727187219.html Phone: 604-5**-2*27

Mariah and Destiny are visiting from Victoria between the 11th and 18th... http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=4706

Exquisite Audrey ~ On the side of Truth ~ Well after plenty of discussions with Audrey and learning more about her and how sweet she really is I had to meet with her on my next visit to Victoria. As most know Audrey and I share something in common but we won’t discuss that as there is much more to discuss. Audrey and I made plans to have dinner and dessert and I am so glad that I was able to spend as much time with her as I did. Audrey gave me her address which was pretty easy to find even for a visitor, parking was a little difficult but no real issue. I did feel a little nervous meeting with Audrey due to our many conversations, but upon seeing her that quickly went away and I felt instantly at ease. She met me at the door and we went to her place to have a glass of wine together to unwind and get to know one another better in person. Audrey is a genuinely sweet girl who has many interests and can carry a conversation easily on many subjects. She was a delight to talk with which I fully expected from reading her posts and our shared pm’s, I found her to be one of the classiest, most intelligent and witty woman I have ever met and she really did captivate me. We polished off the bottle and went out for dinner and I enjoyed even more discussions with her, about life and everything, I really enjoyed getting to know her on such a level. Audrey was very attentive, her smile would brighten the room and her eyes drew me in, she has the prettiest smile and eyes I have come across. Though she has pictures on her website, they don’t even come close to portraying Audrey’s real beauty, Leonardo Da Vinci would have trouble capturing her beauty. After a great dinner we moved back to her place for dessert, I would have been happy if we didn’t have dessert I enjoyed just talking and being with her so much . When she came out wearing a tight top with little panties, and she gave me one of her amazing smiles I was certainly glad we did. We embraced at the foot of her bed, our first kiss felt natural not that awkward first kiss, but a soft sensual kiss that made me want more. As we kissed, she pulled me tight to her and my arms wrapped around one of if not the most beautiful bodies I have ever laid my eyes onto. I really enjoyed how she would hold me tight to her as we kissed I really felt the passion with in her that I had felt all evening through our discussions. Audrey was exquisite in every way, passionate the entire time and was extremely enjoyable to be with. You folks will have to excuse me on not giving the blow by blow, but it was the most memorable of times and the best I’ve ever been with. We showered and took her little pups for a quick walk and I made my way back home remembering each moment of beauty and thought provoking conversation. Audrey is the complete package, she is a pleasure to talk to and to be with, and she makes you good about the world when you are with her. She truly is a graceful classy courtesan, the high end upscale type yet a down to earth and real, and her body is a true wonder, a woman’s body that is toned and fit and near perfection. If you are looking for a longer session and not just the action, this is the girl to see, every part of the evening was amazing from the moment I seen her to the hug and kiss good night. L: 10 Yes, Audrey to me is one of the most beautiful women I have ever met. Her mind, her soul and her body are all in the same category, truly a rare find in one woman. A: 10 Yes, another 10, like I said just being with her and talking with her was awesome, no rushing and always wanting to please S: 9 The best kisser I have ever met and truly a pleaser in every way Menu: Safe “Exquisite” GFE Repeat: Every time I visit Victoria Recommend: She is the best that I have been with and can’t envision anything better Rates: http://exquisite-audrey.com/rates.php Contact: PM Website: http://exquisite-audrey.com/inside.php Pictures: Accurate but much better in person Advertising: 100% Accurate Originally posted on June 13th

Well my virgin poon and Cerb's Virgin Victoria Review (In this section) Joe’s Jedi Training Begins First trip out I decide to go in style, get the suite, the hot tub and the right girl… After much thought and flipping through the great talent Victoria has to offer, I narrowed it down to two, but after a few emails and seeing her pictures on cl, she quickly became the right choice… I called around 4 to confirm, she told me she wouldn’t be ready till 7:30 because of her other job, I’m 99% sure it wasn’t a ‘client’… No worries, give me time to relax and SS&S… Mariah shows up at 7:30, wearing nice designer jeans and a top that showed her assets off really nice, soft and pillowie they were indeed… At first I found her to be cute, but as the evening wore on she became pretty and sexy, you know the girl next door who is cute but the more you get to know her the hotter she becomes… That’s her… So we chat for a bit, dilemma, cute cuddly girl or the Canucks game, late 3rd period… Both right, she was a good cuddler and we had lots of time so have a beer and watch the last 5 or 10 minutes of the game… Well she tells me that her pants aren’t that comfy so she changes into this hot little black silky slip… Oh my… Then WTF Canucks call a time out … Bastards… Finally, game over and we make our way to the bed room… Well after a little fun there, ok lots of fun, we order up some cheese cake (never showed) and hit the hot tub… Nice and relaxing time, Mariah came off as intelligent, witty and interesting to chat with, a little chat about the industry but mostly about life… We watch a little tv, she is back to wearing that lil black number again, so I don’t remember what was on… Back to the bedroom for a sensual slow dance and even more FUN… Yes in caps… Time for her to leave, I don’t know if it was ‘time’ or not but I was extremely happy and I didn’t sense her clock watching so it doesn’t really matter… L: 7.5 - 8.5 As the night went on...Not a spinner but genuinely cute with clean and smooth skin A: 9 Laid back easy going girl, no rush at all, and very sweet… Dateable type… S: 8 Why 8? I dunno just a good place for me to start… I’m sure there are 10’ out there and Ima sure there worse… There just might not be better than 8, so who knows… She couldn't get the coffee pot to work Menu: Greek is not available… YMMV but if you are her type you could expect anything to happen Rate: 7 for 5 – 6 Repeat: Ima dumb for not repeating Recommend: Highly Contact: Mariah 250-208-6744 http://vipcompanion.ca/mariah Pictures: Accurate No blow by blow, everything was consistently an 8... Originally posted on May 5th 2008 Link to "Notaclue" review of Mariah posted in the Vancouver Section before the Victoria Section was created: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2684

After viewing some pictures of Tianna and getting a kick out of her posting style I waited patently for her to get an incall that worked with my schedule... I get a pm from Tianna saying she has an incall on Saturday set up, so gigity gigity goo I am off to the big city... We originally set up the appointment for 7 till 9 but after my freaking schedule changed, changed again and then once again changed plus it being smoking hot out we came up with 9 till 11 for play time... Tianna was very accomidating to me the entire day, answering my phone calls and text messages quickly... So I arrive a little late at the delightful little incall she was borrowing, easy to find and lots of street parking... Her friend met me at the door and quickly left as she was also running a little behind, then I seen Tianna in the hallway and she quickly gave me a big hug to help with my nervousness... We moved into the bedroom, Tianna wearing some very pretty lingerie and very tall heels which made her about the same height as I am... Liking shorter girls we removed them and started some really nice LFK/DFK... I enjoy the kissing and Tianna was fun to kiss with, very soft lips and passionate... We ran the gaunlet of fun things one can do in a brand spanking new bed, yes we were the first to ever get it on in that bed and I told her I was ready to cum, she clamped onto me very tightly with her special little muscles and it felt great... We relaxed after wards and chatted, Tianna is easy to talk with and very chatting, she definately has a lot going for her and is very sweet... We did cut the session short due to some interruption that was no fault of her or my own, mostly due to her and her friends compassion and kindness to a soul that needed help... Tianna offered me a shower and I told her what ever she decides for the refund will work for me... She had a deal going on so I intially paid $4 for the 2 hrs but she refunded 1/2 so basically $2 for the hour... L: 8 I really like tanned brunettes and Tianna fits that to a T, but not into tattoos though she isn't heavily Tattoed at all... A: 8.5 She has a great attitude, fun to talk with and just a pleasure to be around S: 8 + 1 Plus 1 for the tightening during my orgasim eager to please and over all very good time Repeat: Ya Recommend: Yes, she is safe and discreet Advertising: Accurate Menu: Safe GFE Website: http://www.truetianna.com/home.html Pictures: Accurate Originally posted on July 7th

Royalty meets Royalty Well country Joe finds himself in the big city with some time to kill before the long drive home, but his Jedi training has taught Joe to be prepared, that meant having Ari’s phone number handy… A quick phone call and Ari told me she would be ready in about 40 minutes, that’s cool, I wasn’t sure if she would do a last minute appointment, but she couldn’t resist meeting Joe King… Well thankfully she didn’t record Joe trying to figure out her key pad to the building, because likely it would be on the best of you tube by know… Finally I arrive, she opens the door wearing the infamous white boots, hotter in person than in pictures, but what really got me was her beauty… Yes, there are pictures of her, but they don’t convey her true beauty, once again I found the longer I was with Ari the more attracted to her I became… She is sweet, genuine and very easy to talk to… We discussed our likes and dislikes as this was our first time meeting, which helps know one another better, seemed to be a little bit of nervousness from both of us, but I chalk that up to first visit… Ari plays safe, yet was attentive to my needs and I felt at ease discussing with her anything and everything… She is definitely a great kisser, I really enjoyed that, we seemed to really connect in that department not saying we didn’t in other departments just that kissing is one of my favourites… I won’t go into detail about other stuff, but I had a wonderful time with her and she kept me longer than the hour as well… L: 8 – 9 Cute, sweet girl and once again her personality increased my attraction to her A: 9 Attentive, fun, open, relaxed and a great cuddler… Just what Joe needed… S: 8 As good as I have ever had, if not better but I will not review higher than my first experience mostly due to the shorter length session I had with Ari so it is difficult to compare. Menu: Safe GFE Rate: $250 – 1 Hour Repeat: Yes, Will book 2 hour or longer next visit Recommend: Yes Contact: Arianna 604-313-6545 Email: [email protected] Web: http://princessariannaroyale.rare-playmate.com/ Pictures: Accurate Advertising: Accurate Originally posted on May 15th 2008 on another board

Arianna Royale I will post my review of her here for you...

I did a similar review of Mariah on another board, same conclusion... The girl next door who is cute but becomes hotter as you get to know her...