Mr Magoo

Well, first time posting and first time visiting a massage parlour tonight. After texting back and forth for the past three weeks, finally managed to co-ordinate times with Emily of Paradise Spa! Well worth waiting in line. By the way, very fast at texting back too! What a freakin' treat! Have to admit, starting to believe that their is a Santa Claus after all. Sorry if I've shattered anyones Christmas by that last comment. I was disappointed too when I found out about Santa. Anyway, I'm not going to get into actual ratings in numeric value about Emily, kind of degarding and disrespectful to me. But what I can say, absolutely gorgeous! Can't think of any guy who driving down the street wouldn't turn his head while mouth drops to his chest (unless of course his wife / girlfriend is in the car). Even then, its worth the slap in the face or the cold shoulder for the next hour / or five! Trust me!! Amazing petite body with skin as soft as a babies butt. Seriously, extremely pretty and in my opinion, even more prettier than her pics. And frankly, those are pretty hot too! Personality was awesome. Great sense of humour and always smiling, even while she was getting a massage. Can't believe I didn't charge her ;-) Anyway, she mentioned she's fairly new to the business. I wouldn't know the difference myself as she popped my cherry tonight. First time massage parlour, if that's what their called. But if she's new to the business, I'd like to sign up for direct deposit into her bank account. Guys, I'm picky as hell, but she certainly exceeded my expectations. As for a repeat customer, sign me up! Gorgeous looking little lady, and gotta love those freckles Emily!

I manage to frequent SP's roughly 20 times a year, ballpark. Given the pleasant personalities of the ladies dealing through CERB, I've met more than one lady who I could have just sat and spoken with. That being said, this only actually happened to me once. SP turned out to be a first cousin who looks identical to my little sister. Just couldn't do it !!!! Cuz got a laugh out of it........Pictured SP / her telling my mom on me at family get together.....couldn't handle the family ribbing! No pun intended!

Hey everyone! Once again, another virgin to posting a thread.......thanks to Cowboy Kenny for walking me through! Much appreciated!! I've been reading the posts for about 8 months now and not only enjoy them, but appreciate everyone's comments and the variety of information provided! I've recently found my attention swaying to Sexy Tamara and Friends out of Montreal. As of recent, I've noticed there website site has been updated and that Kelly is no longer with them. Would anyone know if she has changed agencies or just on vacation? Also, I'm wondering if anyone has any recommendations on the ladies from French Kiss Montreal? Any help would be appreciated!