Krusty

George note that the site is a "Recommendation" board and not a "Review" board.

Looks like you have discovered 256 Bank which has already been discussed here. Website looks nice but there are reviews and comments at this link. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=6131&highlight=bank

and I bet you don't mind your wallet getting thinner one bit Toine!

Have anyone ever go for erotic massage somewhere within driving distance of Ottawa but down in the U-S-A? The July holiday had me down there shopping with friends and I was wondering if anyone has any experience in new york, pennsylvania, new jersey, vermont or others? Any recommendations? I understand this is not an Ottawa question but with all the knowledge in this town and the proximity to the border it seemed a natural question to ask.

Yes. Erica is a sweetheart and would be my recommendation.

Dont forget "Hey XXX XXX XXX, if your sign says 30 minutes, 45 minutes and 60 minutes, with prices for each, don't give me the same song and dance over and over about how you only give 30 minute massages. and then even worse you boot me out after 25"

"5. Dear xxxx xxxx xx xxx xxxxxxxx!! Please, let me know why you keep leaving the big jug of lotion between my legs when you leave the room!!! LOL." Hilarious ! ! !

Sounds like a perfect plan. Best of both worlds while managing to avoid redressing after the shared shower. The stripping also takes place while you can watch instead of when you are lying on your tummy craning your neck and straining your eye muscles to try to watch :-/

Malibu has to have one of the firmest butts on the planet. I just had to add that point.

from other threads on the site, this place did not seem to be one where a happy ending was part of the package. Can anyone confirm otherwise?

Had a second session with the lovely Kelly this past week. She is a sweet, friendly woman who can easily disarm you with her personality as well as her looks. She's a real sweetie. For Cheers fans. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJjx7jTHA8

the Luna/Acqua/Oasis chain location on Carling has a hot tub. It isn't a fancy one and I have never been in it, but you can book it as part of your session.

There used to be an urban legend about receiving a BJ from someone with altoids in their mouth so you may be on to something here. On a similar vein, I have used shampoos with teatree oil and the tingling it gives your scalp is amazing. I wouldn't recommend it on privates but I suspect it wouldn't be dangerous because unless you shower upside down, anything running off your scalp would run down past your privates too.

Been there many times as it was the first place I ever went. I would recommend Amy if you can book. The schedule is tough to nail down whenever someone is there but Amy has been the most consistent attendant. Others come and go. A few months here, a few weeks there. Amy has a nice curvy figure, not a spinner type. For etiquette, you will be ushered into a room right away by whomever is working. Pay for the time up front. And negotiate topless or nude while you get your massage.

I think the guy has a right to write. But it would be far more tasteful if he had changed the names to protect the innocent. Nothing wrong with an attempt at creativity but I have a feeling there will be an ulterior motive revealed in his prose. That being said, I have to admit I have read a bunch of it and maybe by not protecting the innocent by changing names he is starting off with a sizable readership because so many of us have either met Bethany or have read the numerous positive recommendations on CERB. However it all ends, my view of Bethany, whom I have NOT had the pleasure of meeting will remain as high as it always has been. From experience, one person's sour grapes never get as much weight as many people who are still drinking the sweet wine.

tall, slim, sexy, cute as a button, very innocent in her mannerisms she has that porcelain complexion many red heads have which was a big turn on for me she is not "dancer" sexy, but she is very sexy in her own innocent way and that was worth the visit enjoy i certainly did

I've seen this bombshell twice in the last two weeks and she is a jaw dropper. From the moment I walked in to the moment I left she was completely into me and that just made the session steamy. She has good massage skills, a great personality, a smoking body, very sexy tats and an open mind. (for guys with SO's - Scent alert. Jess is on you so fast when you walk in and also until you walk out the door that a post massage shower may not get you back to smelling like a man). Not a negative for me or others but maybe for some. Repeat? I already have and will again. :-)

Talk about an early Xmas present!!!! Welcome back Naomi!!!

Where's the line start? :-)

LOL well it's about time. We asked so long ago. What a great theme song it has.

Different Taylor. I experienced the one at Lamora's maybe 18 months or so ago. She is no longer at Lamora's and hasn't been there for quite some time. She had shoulder length dirty blond hair, very slim and was quite the conversationalist. This is not a recommendation or a review. I am just trying to help answer the question. :-)

It's in a shopping plaza and the stairs to go up are actually in front of the shops on the main level. i.e. outside shops |__|__|__|__| Stairs ______ ______| <--door to stairs up _________________________________ Carling Ave.

This answers the question for those of you who pm'd me asking where you can get both. I wouldn't feel comfortable answering and risking a person's livelihood. I will chalk up receipts and happy endings from same place as another form of YMMV.

just a quick point. some places that offer a happy ending are also licensed massage clinics. if the place offers tax receipts, i would think that discretion is less important as no one would know if you are there for the ending or the real deal massage. i think whether or not I walk away in this case depends on this fact. that's my take on this

Mani, Bodycare is at Riverside near Bank. It's not the one you are thinking of.