Incognito

I've had the wonderful pleasure of seeing Emma in the past when she was touring in my city, but a recent trip to Halifax allowed me to consider a daring plan. Emma is the ultimate GF. Her personality, her beauty, her warmth and affection are genuine and are very seriously contagious. Her skills? Ummm.... I kinda promised not to "go there" in writing; let's just say "worldclass" and leave it at that! (or read some of the prior recommendations! LOL!!) Needless to say, prior visits had always left me wanting more and more and more. And so I started making my audacious plan... Could I actually spend multiple days with Emma? Would she agree to make herself available for such an extended time? And most importantly... could I keep up with her! (LOL!!) I contacted her, we talked it over and a plan was agreed to. Getting off the plane and texting her, I was as excited as a kid at Christmas. And when I got to unwrap that present... WOW!!! Many people talk about "ultimate GFE". Well guys - here is the REAL "ultimate GFE" scenario. We spent days together... talking, eating in, going out and eating out, watching TV, sleeping, and Umm... a whole lot more. Exquisite. Delicious. Luxurious. Decadent.... figure out your own favorite adjectives! It just doesn't get any better than this. Period. If you have to settle for only a couple of hours with Emma, you will be delighted for sure... but for those very few of you who might be able to work something out much longer than that... I can absolutely assure you this is one treat that is VERY highly recommended. Thank you GirlFriend(!) for our special time together. Your sweet sexiness will never be forgotten. IC

Yup Title of this post says it all. Alex is a premiere experience. Very highly recommended. Go for 2 hours.

Pete Well said. This BS drives me nuts... equally so when guys to it to the ladies or on the very few occaisions a lady has done it to me. At the VERY least people, have the courtesy to call. Otherwise: So low class, rude, and disrespectful.

I don't demand fancy, but I certainly demand clean. And fortunately, the vast majority of venues have passed that test. I can think of one or two that didn't unfortunately. And what Cat was too modest to say is that her place is 5-star spectacular; as all who have been there can attest.

Amber That was one helluva an essay on the art of shaving. VERY well done!!

Sorry Inaluki There is quite simply no hope for recovery from "Cat addiction". There is no 12 step program and there is no magic strong enough. You will be back for more. Believe me... I know OMG!!!!... the addiction is so wonderful though!!! What a high!!

Pete That's perfect. I feel exactly the same way and could not have said it better.

I leased a 100 level suite there for many years (until the gov cracked down and wouldn't let people go anymore). The hostesses were always on point... very well groomed, and very sweet. Everyone flirted with them as did they. But to my knowledge never did it go beyond that at any time.

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Yup... I've had similar experiences to what Pete has posted about. I don't put the details re: that crap here because I doubt if it would be compatible with the concept of a "recommendation board". But those of you who pull this shit are naive if you don't think that those of us who know each other don't share these little details about your unprofessional behaviour. BTW - I'm not talking about the unexpected things that come up in everyone's life that cause an issue and so you call ahead, appologize and re-book. That's totally cool.... disappointing for everyone involved, but still cool. I'm talking about cavalier no show no call no nothing bullshit. Fortunately, just like the pukes that no-notice no-show on the SPs, it is the exception; not the rule. On the other hand, you have to admire Emma. A true pro. The show must go on. I had the pleasure of spending some hi-quality time in her beautiful in-call setting earlier this week. Very, very classy. Despite the issues experienced, she never had a bad word to say; only smiles and kisses all the way (and one helluva lot more). Anyone who wants to know more about the "rest of the story" can pm me. Suffice to say... Delightful in every way.

Catherine is arguably the finest Courtesan in Canada. How she managed to end up in Calgary isn't important to you. What should be important is that you quickly figure out that THIS IS YOUR LUCKY DAY. Back here in Ottawa the flag on Parliament Hill is permanently at half-mast mourning our loss although she does return periodically to cheer us up. (never often enough though) I know I sound like a shill (I'm not). From reading her post above, I don't think Cat is quite ready to start work in Calgary yet but it doesn't matter. Get in line now. Secure your position. Don't say the Ottawa guys didn't warn you. You'll see. Really!

Well said and I couldn't agree more. These dalliances are the best of all. Quasi-relationships or maybe even real relationships but in a limited manner without the devastating crash and burn of messy affairs. They feature obvious caring, deep intimacy, and fabulous sex (for both). Do this a few times and '60 minute in and out' meetings quickly become rather weak by comparison. No question, we absolutely adore these ladies. And YOU KNOW who you are!!

I've been away, just flew back, and flew directly into the arms of the one and only Ms. Ava Jones. Now reading Ulixes' post elsewhere about Vegas, I can assure you his trip had a greater fun component than mine... but that's a different thread. The common point is we both seemed to have come home to Ava. I don't know how many times I can recommend or post about Ava before I get tagged with the shill label... all I can say to that is WTF! But here's the other thing... she was telling me that while I was away, a major pissing contest broke out about fake recommendations and even better - SPs negotiating lower prices or extra service in return for oversold recommendations. She also said that a big chunk of those posts coincidentally occurred in the middle of a non-related thread about her therefore causing, I suppose, some to wonder if she was one of the un-named SPs who do such things. So... because 1) I had my mind blown by her yet again today, and 2) This is a convenient and timely opportunity to set any question about Ava straight I feel compelled to say it one more time... Ava is the real deal, the girl next door, the quintessential girlfriend experience. She is SO sweet, SO genuine. And I haven't even got to the sexy stuff yet. This morning she was telling me something that was quite exciting. The 10,000 watt smile that radiates off of her is unbelievable. Yup, she is a pretty, pretty girl! Ulixes completely nailed it in his review so no point me typing it all out again. Go back and re-read it. Totally accurate in every way. Now as for the conspiracy theory folks who think these reviews are staged or are bargained for. LOL!! There are web sites where you can hear all about how 9/11 was staged by the US government. Or how the moon landings in the late 60's were videotaped in remote parts of Canada (I've hear both Nfld and Sudbury). Sure. That's exactly the way the US Government did it. And yup... Ulixes and I got together over a beer and colluded on these reviews too. Only after Ava promised us extra services of course, and for free too. You should all be so lucky!! C'mon guys. Do you really think the dozens of people who all report essentially the same details have been 'bought' by the SP? Don't you think that after the SP had bribed the first dozen or so, her reputation would be so golden that she wouldn't need to bribe the rest? And yet the rest of the reviews all continue to pour in saying the same thing! Time to go down to Timmies and smell the coffee. We have so many FABULOUS providers here, we are so DAMNED fortunate. And Ava Baby... What Ulixes said... I couldn't agree more. You are for sure one of the very best.

Hey Skater You and I have never met, nor do I know your name... but I was just reading your post below about how you like to give Ladies respect. (Me too. I love them.) So here's the damnedest thing... last week I was with 4 ladies. And 2 of them - coincidently, right out of the blue - mentioned you to me (not by your real name of course; just by Loneskater) as someone who really treats them well and with respect. Buddy, hats off to ya. You are definitely on the right page and doing something right. Ladies... I present to you... the one and only Loneskater; obviously a perfect gentleman.

OK - hang on... I just sent her an email as she had just sent one to me a few days ago. So far it hasn't bounced back... I'll let you know what's up if/when KJ responds. And yes, for the record, she was an absolute sweetheart with a heart of gold. For those of us who knew her, she will very sorely missed if indeed she has left our community. The truth is, we probably owe her a retirement party / dinner / gift or whatever. Seriously.

I spent an hour with Mia tonight. Fool that I am; I should have booked two; maybe three hours. Mia has got to be the cutest, most utterly adorable lady you ever hope to meet. Everything from the classy incall location, to the nice shower at the end was just over the top nice. Honestly it's hard to reduce something this nice to just a few sentences. Fortunately much of it has been said before. Beautiful smallish perky breasts (my absolute favorites), gorgeous soft skin, a butt to simply die for. Arguably the nicest ass and pussy combination in the business today. bbbj skills far, far beyond her 21 years. OK, the rest is off limits!! If you have not seen her, please don't. Those of us who are "in the know" will appreciate having the extra time!! (joking of course). Seriously, this lady is definitely at the very top of the game here in Ottawa. There is NOTHING I could suggest to improve this experiance. She is a towering homerun over the centerfield wall.

Last night was one of those nights where plans changed and suddenly I was open to options. That's about when Mr. Happy let me know he wasn't happy enough and wanted some attention! Last minute arrangements can be a crap shoot (at best) but I a quick check of CERB confirmed Rachelle of Kingston was in town. A quick PM led to a very quick and polite returned call on my cell and we were off to the races. Rachelle had rented a very nice apartment as an incall place right off the action on Elgin St. More on that later! Opening the door I was warmly greeted by Rachelle who is a bit tall (I'm 6'3 so that's all good!) and after some welcomig kisses, off to the couch to chat. It was pretty late and we were both in a semi-tired laid back mood so we decided to skip the couch and go chat while kissing and cuddling. Very nice. Rachelle has smooth soft skin, large breasts with very suckable nipples(!), a couple of non-intrusive tats. So we chatted and kissed and I found myself playing more and more with her clit ring (very cute!). As the pressure built and we got more and more horny Rachelle turned her attention to Mr. Happy whose mood had noticeably improved already. All POINTS BULLETIN: Rachelle's bbbj was as good if not better than anyone else I have enjoyed. If you are a bbbj affectionado you have to check this out. Of course I had the chance to return the favour with a long and wonderful DATY, digits. Mmmm. Tastes great Baby!! After the condo went on she rode me to a funtastic finish. I normally can last a very long time if I want to but not with Rachelle. Her tight pussy, her muscle control, and her hip movements were just too much to resist. Of course the long and fantastic bbbj may have contributed to that as well! Rachelle is one of those few courtesans who like to pamper you with a hot cloth and tidy things up. By now, we are starving, it is midnight and off we go down Elgin to grab some food and another hour of conversation. If you like 26 year old girls who are already mature, who are very sexually open, who carry good conversation, and who have the big-time skills I mentioned above you just might want to give this lady some of your attention. As always... YMMV of course.

Pete and Paige Right on! Excellent work from both sides of the whip! Nice write-up as well.

Had an email from her yesterday... said she had been away for a while. Never said anything about closing up shop. But who knows?

Good call!!!!

Ava Love Caution: I haven't thought through all of the ramifications(!)... but you could consider call-forwarding your number at bed time to the police department. That would definitely cause a giggle or two for all involved except the drunken ass on the other end of the line! I suspect this would quickly eliminate much of the problem (although you might then have a few sheepish calls from the cops themselves to book a bit of time)

Yup... Dummpy and I were 100% straight before that session and still remained 100% straight after the session!! Sharing the woman was never my concern... performing in front of another guy crossed my mind as a concern. No big deal in the end... at least not with Dummpy. But this is where chemistry starts to come into play and as we always say... YMMV.

Ummm... Gee... OK Dummpy.... since it's you I guess so. But damn! She is my girl!!! Ava??? You get a vote on this one Sweetie!

PrettyPaige I'd be more than happy to write a pretty page (or two) just for you Darling!! Very Yummy Pleasure

Everyone who responded.... Thanks for the feedback. It was fun to write it up, but of course not as much fun as being in the action. A couple of you (including some of the ladies both in this thread as well as Emma's related thread) commented on us making sure there was a huge focus on pleasing our partner. That's an interesting point... first let me say, we would be laughed out of here if we pretended we only did it for the lady but yes, we were very focused on the lady as much as on ourselves. One of the reasons this worked so well (and one of the reasons Dummpy says that event this rates near the very top of 4,894,356 sexual interactions he has had) was incredible chemistry. Each of us knew DoD intimately and likewise, she knew each of us through previous interactions. It is very fair to say that we genuinely like her and deeply care for her. In turn she is 100% trusting of us. She basically was in a position to say "here I am, here is my body, take it and do with it as you please, because I trust you and I know you will make it good for me too". That combination of emotional trust and sexual openness just makes for an indescribable experience that would be hard to duplicate. And, as a result, it would be a very tough call who left more satisfied, her or us. Which as Pete said, makes it "Simply Perfect". Will Dummpy and I re-create this magic? Probably. In fact, we are already carefully sifting through the possibilities and alternatives. But don't expect to see it happen tomorrow. This isn't a "let's have a gang bang and let's see who shows up and let's see what happens" gig. Not even close. Once again it will take time and effort to plan and get it right. And Seymour... yeah… it would be funny as hell to set up the site you're talking about but, as Dummpy said, circumstances dictate that I kinda got to keep my head down and be doin' this on the hush. Dummpy is the front man in our partnership; I’m only the shadow behind the curtain! And Mod – now you know why I didn’t have time to get back to you on that other question yet about short-term availability (but I will) And lastly – without this Board and without this incredible community I could never, ever have found my perfect and talented partner in crime (Lord Dummpy) and figured this out. CERB (and especially CERB Ottawa) is an incredible ecosystem. I also have to say to all of the beautiful ladies I have met here… "You are simply amazing. You share so much of yourselves with us with such warmth, grace, openness, and passion. I am often left speechless after being in your presence. Much love to you all."