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So I guess you won't be getting "Rid Of Him"? ;) Great account, I have to go now and um...do laundry?

My outlook on sexuality, relationships and how I perceive women have all changed for the better. I am far more comfortable and confident being alone in the company of an unfamiliar female than I was before I started. Anxiety was a huge problem for me, now it is minor. No shrink could have ever helped me through what many of you girls have given to me. And I believe through this and other self-inflection over the last 2 years, I've been fortunate enough to gain at least a bit of wisdom, although it's always a never ending process... As much as I crave the sexual intimacy of each encounter, the greatest part can be the mental intimacy. Granted, it only happens when there's a real connection - small or large - but when it does, it's like magic. When you meet someone that you're genuinely interested in, enjoy conversing with, and where sexual tension is not a factor because it's literally the reason the two of you are there at that moment, there can be a freedom to be incredibly honest. Seems like an odd result where there is supposed to be an underlying veil of secrecy between the 2 parties, but removing the taboo of talking about or wanting sex has been quite liberating in many of the encounters that I've had. For someone that extolls the virtue of honesty like myself, it has produced some intense and memorable moments. I really do need to thank all the girls for that. On top of everything else, it can be oh so much fun...good times, great girls and awesome sex. What the hell can be better than that? So fuck sliced bread! As if I'm going to pass up cunnilingus for a sandwich...

Well I hope we both win then ;)

I also propose that the winner's of each award should hook up and get to know each other. Like biblically...

Oh my god, I totally forgot the most obvious nominee for the male side of the contributors. For them, I nominate.....TheDoobDude!

Lots of incredible women here, but I would love to nominate Erin_xo and Annessa2009 for the SP Award. Their contributions here deserve commendation...

Actually that last one was more vulgar...having a nihilist come to fix your cable was very sweet and romantic

There's a few girls that use that site and while I tend to agree with CK since the templates are of very poor quality, it's still better than nothing. As long as you are presenting the information professionally, it still gets the point across and is helpful for the client. I've seen a few 'professionally developed' sites that were far worse and turned me off from dealing with that sp. At least with these, the client typically knows it's a template and that's all you have to work with. Isually pleasing or not, it gets the information out and that should cut down on phone calls and emails asking for rates and services... Posted via Mobile Device

Should really stay away from math teachers...

A 'men only' section is impossible. We've got lots of resources and other areas to find 'sketchy' info, putting the same thing here will drive away the sp's. The SP Only area here you have to be screened in to...there's no way that could be administered for a 'guys only' area, and the girls would either be able to get in easily, or the guys would just be telling/showing the girls what was said anyways. It will never happen, so no point in trying to figure out how to do it.

Of course you can, guess I'll have to hold some auditions. No need to practice the catch-phrase on me though please!

Well Erin, if I can get the show to come to fruition, you will be the first ho asked to participate. I came up with some catch-phrase gimmickry to give it some identifiable appeal as well. Whenever you trounce an opponent, you get to punch him in the balls and screech out Nelson Muntz style, "Ah-ha...you've been PIMPED, bitch!" I do have to give kudos to mff69 for being able to reference NASA, OJ Simpson, Child Soldiers and Rush Limbaugh all in the same post. Who needs labias when we have Wikipedia? Oops...I mean libaries. What's that spell check? That's not a word? Fuck you computer, quit underlining everything I write you piece of shit technology fucker...

This thread has given me a brilliant concept for a brand new unoriginal TV show which shall be called: 'Are You Smarter Than A Prostitute?' Watch ordinary ignorant people getting brain blasted by brilliant SP's, and then hear them complain afterwards that they lost due to being discombobulated thinking they might get AIDS from being on the show. Number 1 hit for 2 or 3 weeks guaranteed... Posted via Mobile Device

Only if your wife never gets to the point that she feels the need to steal it from you, then pay a company $10,000 to scour your hard drive. I'm probably exaggerating on the price, but what are the chances she goes beyond casual suspicion and even tries to get on your laptop by herself? And when she can't get on, she'll likely just give up after not being able to get past the password part. Not saying it will not/does not happen, but not too many people go down the private investigations route. Costs money and can end up being a lot for something they might not be right about. This is all pretty easy for me to say right now though...I'm unattached ;) Still need to be careful, but paranoia over every detail will be what kills you in the end.

Hahaha...I suggest you start fantasizing about something that has at least a slight chance of happening ;) Posted via Mobile Device

Fortunateone made some very good points. My approach - or at least I attempt to be - be clear, succinct and to the point. And always be wary of something potentially offensive. When you ask if someone may have scars, it could be intrepreted as 'is she ugly?'. And you were looking for way too much iffy info...you have to keep in perspective that the girls or bookers get a lot of inquiries, you're not the only one. Asking about threesomes and overnighters in the same breath is too much to start. Personally, I wouldn't even consider an overnighter with a girl until I've met her at least once, and many girls feel the same way. On top of every thing else, you say you know what you want and you want a lot of it. But you never say what that is. Maybe that's what you should be asking about and worry about the other stuff later? Posted via Mobile Device

Gee that's a good idea...never thought of using that treadmill for physical activity before! I'll clean off the empty cases of beer with bottles filled by cigarette butts and see what we can do with that ;) Posted via Mobile Device

I had sex with my unborn twin while in my mother's womb. Beat that mofos! Ok, that's not true. I just said that because my real answer would have been truly disturbing. Can't decide if I should go with a motel room or my couch. So terrible...

If this were one of those monthly threads where a SP or client started complaining about the lack of respect from morons the girls have to put up with, everyone would be jumping on the bandwagon in agreement and exclaiming how they cannot believe how ignorant some people are. I don't see much difference here really, but for whatever reason it seems to be ok for some people to get holier-than-thou in their own right to argue that it's excusable to be ignorant. And either way, it's unfortunate to say that that's life...these people are everywhere and always will be. You just learn to deal with it better as you get older - hopefully before killing them...

I'm more accepting these days of stupid people....but they still bug me and I will continue to make fun of them until I die. And I think Erin is simply saying the same thing. It's not easy being smart in a stupid world ;)

That's one of those awesome fantasies that is best kept as a fantasy. I think everyone has had the hornies for a teacher at some point...great masturbation fodder! Although a bit of flirting now might pay off later once he is no longer your prof. And be subtle...you don't want him being either scared off or having him possibly compromising his ethics. I know I would throw what little morals I have out the window in a second were I in his shoes ;) *Hmmm...wife, kids, career? That would be so wrong, I'd be insane to even think abou...but look at those tits! Where's my fucking zipper? Hurry!*

Hate to break it to you ladies but...you're officially getting old! I recall starting university as a mature student when I was 24 - I could not believe the gap between myself and the other students who were for the most part just out of high school. And holy fuck, there were some of them that were absolutely clueless. I'm not talking naive, but plain old dumb as shit. But that's the thing, there's a huge difference between 18 and 21 so even the ones that are pretty bright can sometimes be immature. The dumb ones though...unfortunately they'll get older and end up being your boss 10 years from now ;) Posted via Mobile Device

Absolutely nothing you can do. You'll have to suffer through the wanting something phase and hopefully you can get to the appreciative having another person you can love part. I don't really see any other happy ending here. It will suck in the short term since it's obviously an all-consuming emotion right now, but you've got to think long term. There is a greater potential that you'll lose both of them if you act on your immediate feelings. My 2 cents for what it's worth... Posted via Mobile Device

CK's b-day today? Well ain't that a slice, mine too. Hope yours is better than mine, think I got the swine flu again. So go out and get yourself a nice girl to celebrate and give her a poke for me while you're at it ;) Posted via Mobile Device

I think PistolPete was on top of it at the same time too so equal kudos there.