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I think Miss Maria has been to Ottawa a few times, and each trip I see her posts only to lament that I can't connect with her. So for this time around, it was looking like the same thing was going to happen - time was not on my side. But I had to! Her pics look so adorable and I just knew that this girl was something special...so I said fuck it, I'll just subtract some sleep from my life because really, we spend too much time in bed resting instead of playing. I knew I was going to pay for it later, but the little voice in my little head was far too overpowering to ignore. Sometimes, I will get my hopes up too much about an encounter with a SP and inevitably, no one can live up to that expectation. Simply put, Maria did. She is so full of life and spirit that you can't help but to be transfixed by her engaging personality and world view. She'll put a smile on your face from ear to ear from either her sexy moans as she rides you, her playful sense of humour, or both at the same time. She loves to kiss and does it as well as anyone...I could've just made out with her for hours and been more than happy with that. Don't miss Maria, go see Miss Maria if you can find the time. I'm so glad I did and will be hoping that the next time she's around, I can make time for her again. What a total sweetie ;)

Hope this is not true...someone offering bareback on CL. Might not be talking about FS or could be someone trying to discredit the girl though...crazy. http://tinyurl.com/kuabc6

Yeah, but this reminiscing is more interesting! Besides, you might get a SP to agree to this, but not bloody likely the first time you meet. Different realm of legality, she'd really have to trust the client. Been a while since I got in the backseat with anyone. Lost my virginity in the back of my dad's Blazer and had a few other encounters back there too. Awesome having the ability to drop the backseat down, but the carpet burns were brutal!

Yeah, I didn't even need to read the thread or watch the video to know with absolute certainty where the content originated. "Fucked up" + "Gameshow" = normal Japanese television. They have no peers in this category. And porn is a different story altogether... And it was a different thread, but thanks to whoever posted the laughing, puking Japanese girl this morning. The pancakes I was eating at the time did not go down very well. Yes it is true that I did not have to click the link...but like I'm not going to click the link!

Subtle, dimmed lighting is best for me. Whether it be candles, the light on in the hallway, or the night lights from outside. Full camera type of lighting may cause reflective blindness for the poor girl I'm with. Daylight is great too, but there's been 2 occasions where I've noticed mustaches that just weren't there all the other times I was with those girls at night! Powerful thing, that sun....

I think that the problems or concerns, for example, would come from living together all the time. If you have 2 or 3 clients in a day and you give them your usual level of service and intensity, how much will there be left at the end of the day for your SO? Every situation is different of course, but there could be varying libidos and thoughts of what the best way is to unwind. There are even times when I hook up with certain SP's, where I'm the last appointment of the day and I know that they have had multiple clients beforehand. The service stays the same but subconsciously, I wonder how much they're into it, or maybe she isn't able to get as wet as usual. So if this was a SO, even though there would be trust and love and understanding, it's easy to see how insecurities could creep in.

This is one race that won't be won 'by a nose'...it's gonna be a throbbing head or a nipple. Or can bodily fluids count for crossing the line? Does anyone have the rulebook handy??

Well if you do choose another name, I think a more appropriate basketball reference would be WiltTheStilt...you close to 20,000 yet? ;)

I could do it, but it would have to be a relationship that was firmly entrenched in trust. That takes time no matter who the person is. The chances are unlikely but if I met someone who I truly wanted to be with, I'd be a fool to not pursue it. But yeah, it's really all about trust and that's a hard thing to find on that level. Posted via Mobile Device

How often does anyone join a site and check out what all the user's names are first? You go with the first thing that comes to mind and if it's not available, you add a number or something to it. And really, if they only have 39 posts between them compared to your 2000(!), nobody will be getting you confused ;) And this will always happen if you pick something that's common to start with like Bulldog or hotguy69 Posted via Mobile Device

So many good options to choose from, I picked 4 and still felt like I should've picked a whole bunch more. Can't believe I'm winning though, so flattered by the response. It is like golf right, lower score is better? What? No? Oh...then that means, ummm, oh dear, that's....that's....ahhh, bugger!

Aww Erin, you sound like you've been a married man before! I nregards to the article, it is unusual for the shoe to be on the other foot and see a woman expressing her outright acceptance of using a man strictly on a professional level. Like Ariane states, a woman can go out and get it for free if she likes. But this looks to be yet another example of how the differences between men and women are blurring even further. Reading the article, it reminded me of the frame of mind that I am in right now....can't be bothered with a full time relationship. And sure, a girl can go out and have her pick of the litter from all the single guys starved for sex, but then there's the drunken 2AM booty calls, the almost inevitable fact that since you're sleeping with them they start believing there's something more to it, or the grief you have to go through to pick the right guy after sampling a few 'winners'. This way, she gets what she wants, when she wants, and on her terms. Nothing degrading about that, sounds like equality to me.

I remember when a standard bag of chips was 200 grams and then instead of upping the price, they just made the bags 180 grams instead and charged the same. Chocolate bars have gone throough the same evolution...they just keep getting smaller and smaller. So if that's the case, why is the general population getting fatter?!

Good for you...that would be an awesome, once in a lifetime experience!

Definitely intriguing, but it's one thing to hook up with one stranger of the opposite sex, another to be in a room full of guys going wild. I just ain't there yet. Sounds phenomenal though...

You'll be getting no hate mail from me on your plans for this week, it's all love...as in I would love to be you for the next 3 days! Maybe some jealousy mail though, but that's not so bad... I think there's a good chunk of the 7 deadly sins going on here. Good thing that's what we're here for ;)

Usually the most I'll ever do is have 2 different SP's on back to back nights and that's the extent of me being 'adventurous'. However, last week I had some time and cash on my hands and felt like some new experiences and wanted to be pampered. Had a SP over one night that I had never met before (Sexy Brooke), had some fun and figured that was that for the weekend. But the next day I knew I desperately needed a haircut and couldn't get in touch with my regular girl. I had wondered about Erica for the longest time and managed to book some time with her. Now that was pampering, so worth what you pay for...haircut, massage and happy ending...wow, I should go there twice a week, why hadn't I before?! Hmm, probably because my hair doesn't grow that fast ;) After that, I still felt like some more...I was going away for the weekend and knew I wouldn't even be in a position to get off on my own if I wanted to, so figured might as well get out as much spunk now as possible. The night before with Brooke left me wanting some more, especially since she was a new 'body type' for me and I didn't feel like I figured out how to get the most out of it. So gave her a call again and within 2 hours of finishing with Erica, I was back at it with Brooke. Now as much as I'd love to be able to do stuff like this all the time, or go for duos/trios, etc., I don't have the time or coin for that. Damn! I know some of you have though and thought it would be cool to hear some of those wild and crazy days/weeks where you just let it all go and went nuts. My experience is a lame start, but it's all I got right now ;) So any 8 girl weekends? Spent an afternoon at a SC getting lap dances before a planned threesome?

Gagging is only OK with me if she's ok with it. First time I ever came across that, we were 69'ing and she choked on me a few times. I found it a bit distressing but then asked her about it afterwards...she said she didn't mind doing it, was just a minor temporary problem and you just deal with it. So once I got used to it and allowed myself to blow a load deep in her throat, it was awesome. Skull fucking on the other hand...she'd have to be a certified sword swallower with no gag reflex before I could do that comfortably. Well mini-sword, I probably don't even get past the tonsils anyways ;)

Scam...check out CK's blog for more details.

Well, these are choices we make based on visuals. I love brunettes and if I go out of my way to choose a girl that night who is a brunette and she has dyed her hair blonde, that might be disappointing. But it never deters me, generally the girl is attractive either way. Plus, I put as much merit in a good personality so even if a girl has put on 40 lbs since the last time I saw her, it wouldn't bother me at all. But some guys might be very particular...if you're a boob guy and you book a girl with a D cup, you want that for a reason. If you walk in and she's had a reduction to a C because those breasts were killing her back, you might get the feeling you're not getting what you were looking for. Now hair length is a bit much to be disappointed by, but maybe this guy really likes long hair! I wouldn't care, but that's just me ;)

Wow...you weren't on the boards very long but you most certainly left your mark with your wonderful insight and you will be greatly missed. No doubt your clients will have the same feeling. All the best to you ;)

What like, 'look what I can do!' Stuart? Doesn't really matter then, if she has one of those - I don't care how hot she is and how free it might be...I'm running...

After a few failed attempts over the months trying to see this Sexy Brooke person (and one false alarm), I finally got together with her tonight at my Sexy Boudoir. Really sweet and friendly, good head on her shoulders and...holy fucking shit when the clothes come off! Typically, I'm not a boob guy and really love the tiny little petite girls, but this girl has a stacked, toned body with guns to make your jaw drop. I try to be polite and not stare, but it's hard not to with this girl... I had a great time, she's very down to earth, pleasant to be with and easy on the eyes to say the least. Hopefully it won't take another couple of months to arrange the repeat ;)

It ain't tact, we're just not saying nothing because deep down inside we think that we could get that for free. You know, if she really got to know us and sees how wonderful we are and sees how great we are with dogs and small children and learns to revere our mad computer skillz and...ah fuck ok, I gotta pay for it.

I just turned 18 today. Sorry for lying to all you girls in the past saying I just look young for my age but now that I'm an adult, I promise to be more mature. OK, that's all bullshit - I'm 37 and I won't make promises I know I can't keep. So I am legal...but still immature ;)