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There must be fecal matter smeared on the wall for that to be true because the Dirty Nickel should be condemned!

That's awesome, good for you! But I don't understand, you're already a great woman, why do you have to study more about that subject?? ;) I kid, I kid...

Well, before I got divorced and started doing this, my lifetime number could have been counted on one hand. Now, I'm probably at the average for men. So had I stayed married (could've happened!), I would be bringing the average down. Then take your stick-in-the-mud, church going folk who wait until marriage and stay with that partner, there's a whole bunch with a grand total of 1 that brings the average down more. And no doubt there's enough physically/mentally/socially unappealing people out there that live their entire life as virgins so that big fat zero drives it further down. Out of the people that I personally know well, none of them fall into that 1 or 0 category. And sure enough, you probably don't know too many of them either...because we don't want to! Well, I'm sure they're not all boring, but for the most part they are ;)

It's all good...much like the SP preferences for their clients to be clean, works the same for me. Although 70's bush makes navigation difficult and forces me to snack on anti-hairball cat food after... Posted via Mobile Device

I think I fucked up once with an agency. Went to the ATM and got the funds which was slightly more than what the donation was supposed to be, then took out the extra cash and didn't count what was left. When she arrived, she counted the money as soon as I gave it to her and gave no indication it was short, we had a great session, she was a total sweetheart as always and all was good. But I got a call from the agency 20 mins after she left and the guy said I was $50 short. It didn't make sense to me at all...even if I was short, it couldn't have been that number because everything was in $20 bills and the rate was divisible by 20. I apologized and told him that I thought I did give her the correct amount but may have been off $20 because I didn't know about a new driver fee that had been implemented (this was when gas was $1.30/litre). He was OK with it since I was a good customer, but I felt like something was weird. I couldn't imagine this girl being dishonest to him or me because she was such a nice person, and I know it's possible but how often do you get the wrong amount of funds from an ATM? Plus she did count the cash right there in front of me. Anyhow, the next time I saw her I asked about it and she was fine about the whole thing. Had another great time and at the end before she left, I gave her a tip to make up for the last time. It wasn't even that much really, but she reacted like a kid who just got a puppy, lit up with glee, and gave me a huge hug. Doesn't take much to be nice, and there's usually a reward, so why be a dick? Enough of them out there though unfortunately...

Well at least you got the smokes and lattes...he could've said that since you enjoyed him so much, he deserved a discount :oops: What a douche...some people just have no sense about them, do they?

It's not all bad...I got some in me. But not totally...everybody knows you never go full geek ;)

What issue? It's just fucking logical to leave the goddamn thing up! Next time a female tells you otherwise, just tell her that by leaving it up, you're being considerate because it lessens the chances of you pissing all over it when you're too drunk to bother to lift it. Haha...how's that for romance ;) Now on a serious note, I was married for about 5 years. I thought I loved this girl...and I didn't, never did. Just didn't know any better, I had never been in love. She was a good companion and she loved me so I figured that's what love is right? Then I met someone else that changed that. It was never meant to be as she was already taken, but we got really close and after a year of getting to know her, I knew that this person I could feel love for. But no instant sparks and a lot of time went into this. So with an SP, for me it's never going to happen. Not ruling out that it can't, but the SP/client relationship would have to end and something else would have to replace that, hence she would no longer be an SP to me. I've definitely liked some girls a lot and sometimes my mind like to play tricks on me about that, but real love -the reciprocal kind - with a person I'm paying to be with is not possible.

Obviously all the actions were sped up to keep the video short, but looks like whoever did it could have completed it in a hour or less. And don't forget, we're talking about computers and the internet here...there are LOTS of people out there with that much time to get crazy good at this stuff. Like this photo retouching is probably the only touching that guy has done on a lady in a long while ;)

I think being typically held more responsible for child-rearing and some still lingering misogynistic attitudes about a woman's capabilities play into that pressure more. A bright, confident woman will be able to succeed and can work around the rigours of maintaining beauty. I mean, look at Sarah Palin, she's....oh fuck never mind, bad example... Now let's get back to the lovely stories of the things that make you girls love your jobs ;)

This won't be that amazing to anyone that is a Photoshop junkie, but pretty cool to those who are not. Or disturbing if you're a woman seriously concerned about the media portrayal of the female figure. The rest of the page is in french has nothing to do with the video...just gives a history of Photoshop. How to lose weight with Photoshop

If any of the regular ladies out there knew how I treat the SP's I frequent, I probably wouldn't be single and seeing SP's anymore. Oh well...their loss ;)

That crosses my mind as well. But what if you write a rec for a girl and then you write another for a different girl later on that sounds even more enthusiastic? Does she get jealous? Very interesting questions indeed...but I don't bother asking them to myself ever ;)

I've never had the pleasure of any, but seeing Michelle_MA's pics make me think if there was anyone hotter, I wouldn't even need the massage anyways. Open the door, take a look and....'jizzed-in-my-pants'. Would I still have to pay? ;)

Well I can't spend all my idle time masturbating! Besides, I didn't write any of it, just made a few changes to something that already existed...most of it is gobbedlygook to me as well...

Oh yeah, might have to insert the full name for CL where you have all those circles too ;)

I got bored and felt like modifying an existing Firefox search engine for CL to search Ottawa Erotic ads specifically. Code is underneath, you'll have to copy it and save as an xml file in your searchplugins directory. Works for me, that's about all the support you're going to get ;) If you want to modify for your area, just substitute your city name for Ottawa wherever it shows up here. And if you're not using it already, try out Web Search Pro, an add-on for Firefox. Phenomenal tool for simple text highlighting and drag and drop searching wherever you want to look things up. Maybe if I get really bored, I'll do one up for CERB... Copy code under here: <SearchPlugin xmlns="http://www.mozilla.org/2006/browser/search/" xmlns:os="http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearch/1.1/"> <os:ShortName>●●●●●●●●●●</os:ShortName> <os:Description></os:Description> <os:InputEncoding>UTF-8</os:InputEncoding> <os:Image width="16" height="16">data:image/x-icon;base64,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</os:Image> <UpdateInterval>7</UpdateInterval> <UpdateUrl></UpdateUrl> <IconUpdateUrl></IconUpdateUrl> <SearchForm>http://ottawa.●●●●●●●●●●.org/ers</SearchForm> <os:Url type="text/html" method="GET" template="http://ottawa.●●●●●●●●●●.org/search/ers?query={searchTerms}"> </os:Url> </SearchPlugin>

Yeah, doesn't matter to me when. But even though I answered 'doesn't matter', I can't say that I have lots of time and money! I got some of each, but not lots...

Haha...did you mean 2x4 or is she so wild you need a tow rope attached ;)

I'm hoping that you're not calling any old ad off of CL when using the work phone...that might not be too safe! ;) It's mostly personal preference for the girls from what I've seen, and I don't think they find one vs the other any safer (based on what their preference is). Some don't do the text or email thing at all, others love it over having to spend half their phone time actually chatting with creepy or anxious clients. I'm trying to think now about how many SP's I have spoken to on the phone before meeting her...maybe 2? And one of those I had met in a SC before so that doesn't really count. And perhaps less than 5% of my overall contact has been over the phone. Text, emails and PM's. Did a few bookings through DV when I first started and even that was initiated by placing an online 'order' which was followed up with a phone call...and of course no contact with the girl there either.

Better take those words back before she gives you a virtual tongue lashing...I mean of the verbal/written kind that is ;) There's no seeming, she does enjoy what she is doing, and she is very good at it to boot. I've had the pleasure of about a half dozen visits now and she gets better every time...

Hmmm, come to think of it...maybe that's how I fell into a catatonic repressed memory stupor that one time I got ATM...

Well you've had some good insight yourself Wrinkled, so you are just as much a part of it as anyone else. And what you said about the marketing advantages for some ladies resonates for myself as well. I've met a few from this board that appealed to me because of their words and attitude, where just a picture and a menu of services would not have distinguished themselves enough for me to take the chance on someone new. Granted, there aren't a lot of girls that have the time to spend or willingness to post, but the ones that do give us a bit extra...regardless if we acquire their services or not. So thanks girls ;)

I can't stand it when a SP has facial hair. Total show stopper ;) Curious to see the results here given that I'm the proud owner of a goat with sideburns. I know that in real life it cuts out a certain quotient of potential dates, but I won't get rid of it. Aside from the fact I like it, without I'd look about 12. Only ever had one complaint, but it was more from being ticklish. So be honest here ladies..us bearded folks would like to know. We're still not changing for you though...but we will try and do something to make it softer if it's a problem ;)

No offense Anita, but you're getting way off topic here! Yes, the caveat beforehand is that you're paying for time and companionship, but we all know that the ultimatum in almost all instances is sex in some form or another. You need to find a better metaphor than ownership or you're going to get in some doo-doo from the other ladies ;)