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I'm generally the type of user who will set my monitor to the highest legible resolution and then decrease fonts to maximize what I see on the screen. But this change I'm not too fond of. YoungStud's comment about the column size holds true here, it makes the overall reading area too large and your eyes and scanning too far back and forth. I'm saying no off first impression although I'll give it a chance and see if I get used to it.

I think some tatooing is interesting and any body modification in general can be appealing. The only thing that bothers me about all that is it used to be this counter-culture statement where people were trying to separate themselves from the norm. Now, 90% of soccer moms have the ass target tattoo, if you're a girl between 16 and 30 and you don't have your tongue pierced, people think you're weird, and really, how many people don't have at least one tat these days? A hot chick covered in tats from head to toe is still a hot chick. A 440 lb toothless hillbilly with a sun drawn on her belly is still somebody I ain't coming near with my johnson. I'm starting my own counter-culture movement...no tats, no jewelery, nothing. Always been like that and always will. I don't care what anybody else does. Some people suit it, some people don't. And while I'm kinda near the topic, those girls that wear low-riders that shouldn't...please...stop...

It's almost not too difficult to figure out who you were dealing with based on your recent reviews. And in your review of Vanilla, you said that she promised to come see you no matter how busy she was. Maybe this other SP made that same promise to somebody else....

Cowboy Kenny scanning for fakes?

It's got more to do with ignorance, lack of courtesy and/or general stupidity. There has always been those kind of people and always will be. I would almost think that the more recent generation being educated from birth in the world of the internet would be used to actually looking for more information by default.

Hmm, that's interesting. I don't think I would sound very old either, but I generally do the majority of my hookups through email. Maybe she just had a few no-shows recently and was being overtly cautious because even if your voice may sound young, if you carry yourself in a certain way (i.e mature and articualte) it will become obvious that you are not a kid. But if you're talking like a wannabe gangsta, I'd probably take a pass too ;)

Mulatto is still used commonly, but is beginning to be scratched off the list of words you can use according to PC dogma. I believe the appropriate replacement is bi-racial.

Every time I rip the condom off - and I mean every fucking time - I saunter into the bathroom and dab my dick with toilet paper to 'clean' it off. And I know the outcome is always having a papier mache penis but I still do it. And on an unrelated note, I always wrap up a night in uber class style by scoffing a bag of microwave popcorn after the lady leaves and before I go to bed. And halfway through I remember I didn't wash my hands from the previous sloppy encounter. I think I'm like that guy from that Memento flick or something...

I dunno....$60K/yr isn't a lot of money anymore these days!

Agreed...just because you have power point and video creation software, doesn't mean you should use it. Could have read it all in 30 seconds...

Like they say, better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all. In this case, you're lucky as fuck to have had that and not likely to find it again...but at least there's lots of great memories to jerk off to ;)

Oooooooo...Asynchronous Transfer Mode....quiver....

Everybody knows that means Big Beautiful Jewish Zionist...c'mon now! ;)

After a few PM's, a phone call, and her mistaking my CERB name for someone named "butter nuts", I went down to Sabrina's location to hook up with her for a late afternoon/early evening appointment. Since she joined here, everything I have read from her and other members experiences had created an impression with me that she was not like other SP's. Everybody is unique of course, but there was a curve to her approach and general attitude that seemed off the beaten path and refreshing. So I definitely had some pre-defined expectations of what I would be getting with Sabrina before we met. And just about everything that has been said about her so far is bang on the money, so I won't get into all the mechanical details. Not my style, I don't greek and tell ;) But goddamn...this girl provides an experience that had me tingling all over. She is very sweet and direct...she told me after some ground rules/chit chat to get naked and get comfortable. She changed her attire into something more sensual and came back instructing me not to look, and then asked what my preference would be to start. By this time I was quite relaxed and opted for the baby powder massage. Sabrina definitely knows where the pleasure points are on a body and the sensations she gave me were titillating and relaxing at the same time. At this juncture I do have to mention that I've never frequented a MP, nor do I ever opt for my usually selected SP's to just pamper me...generally for me it's all about as much simultaneous reciprocal pleasure as possible. So my experience in that area is limited, but I found that this was decadent and had me tingling all over. Then the flip. This is where I discovered the real definition of butter nuts - and there were no knives or tubs of margarine involved. And then we did a whole bunch of stuff that was fit for porn and unfit to tell my mom. After catching our breath and letting my heart get to an acceptable rate to breathe and converse (well, I am out of shape), we laid in bed for awhile and did the pillow talk thing. She is very sweet and just a warm person overall....no bullshit either, I had the feeling that she is 100% genuine in how she interacts with you... So there was nothing that went on which hadn't been talked about here before, but I still felt....surprised. It was what I imagined it would be like, but wasn't at all. Now for those of you expecting to go there and be greeted by a 10/10 spinner bombshell runway model movie star girl, this is not what she is. She mentioned it herself to me that she was more into working all the senses to provide the best experience. So I would refer to her as a SP, but with a lean to calling her a Sensual Provider. I would definitely like to see her again, she really seems like she has much more to offer which I didn't even come near to exploring. Or I'll just go for the pampered treatment again, either/or.

Looking at the hours you're up posting, that seems likely...I don't even think you sleep!

You can avoid posting information as much as you want but LE is not stupid. Is posting the address as a thread title a good idea? Probably not the best way to go about things, but if you say in a public forum that you got something in a certain place that was considered illegal in the eyes of the law (bawdy house behaviour), then only gave out an email or phone# by PM, if we can figure out who/what/where, I'm sure the cops can too. Whoever was running the establishment was not discreet so needless to say, the information was going to get out eventually. Now it did seem a bit ironic that someone posts here about having a great time and the place got raided less than 24hrs later. However, LE does need to put some time into investigating these things (several months according to the article). If you put your shit out there and what you're doing is against the law, it's only a matter of time everybody knows about it and discretion/anonymity goes out the window. How long do you think a pharmacist would last if he was giving out oxycontin for blowjobs and told a few addicts to tell their friends of his offer? We do need to be discreet here, but in the long run it doesn't matter. Now if this was someone saying, yeah I met this great SP and she lives on 123 Main St...that's a lot different...

I'm a weeknight kind of guy but in the summer, I really only have 2 nights where I'm not usually busy. Occasionally weekends and that would typically be Sunday night. The weekday thing doesn't work too well for me, although I spend half my day thinking about it sometimes! I have noticed a lack of availability postings for Fri/Sat lately, but you have to remember the girls like to go out and have their fun with friends in the summer too. If I was 21 again, had some cash in my pocket, and I could choose if I worked weekends...not bloody likely!

I'm sure that advice will be incredibly valuable for all the newbies. And if you need to take a walk, grab a penny from your pocket and count it. Turn brown.

Do what you gotta do...life comes first, good luck with where it's leading you...

Oh my...age has not been kind to Herb Tarlek... Posted via Mobile Device

Good points, poor word choices on my part. Switch 'make' with assist or contribute or lucky to be a part of...something along those lines. And benevolent does create the impression that I would look upon myself as a philanthropist. Not quite...seeking mutual pleasure? Think I need to crack open a book for once and learn me some new words... Orgasm is still the word of the day though!

I have to respectfully disagree with that ;) If I'm with someone it's because I'm attracted to them, and to make that person come is always the best part. Not out of ego, but benevolence and my personal arousal. If I watch porn, it's mostly amateur stuff and I'm always looking for any clips that are as genuine as possible where the woman is reaching climax and physical appearance is a very minor consideration. Beautiful Agony was a favourite website of mine for awhile and you don't even see anything there except the person's face. Hell, I'll be watching a movie with a woman giving birth and since I know it's not real and some of the expressions are similar, sometimes that turns me on. And I must reiterate that I know it's not real! It's always beautiful, I love it.

I could be wrong but I don't know if that is possible. An email will likely go through multiple hops each with a unique address. I'm not in front of a computer right now so make sure and Google that question to see what pops up ;) Posted via Mobile Device

I've been looking for a blue-haired girl for years...where have you been all my life? Mmm, love blue hair, love those Suicide Girls.... As you've discovered, it's probably best if you were upfront about the hair colour to all your clients. You could be bald and would still be beautiful, but if I was expecting a brunette and walked in on you putting a wig on your naked scalp, I'd be a little taken aback. Just for a second though and then I'd think it's hot ;) But there's enough guys out there that would be put off a bit so you got to be true in your description.

Maybe there's a S&M use I've never come across for the Catherine Wheel but from what I recall, it was a brutal torture device reserved for the worst criminals. Bone breaking torture, really nasty shit....