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buggernot

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  1. I see that stuff and shake my head as well, but perhaps the girls posting such services are taking extra measures for their safety? Guy with a gun in the closet?
  2. An unblocked phone number doesn't provide any real security, but it's a first step in ascertaining some type of check. If you have a blocked ID, right away it gives an appearance of trying to hide something, especially when it has been clearly stated in a SP's adverts that they will not be taken. No matter what measures are taken, there's always a trick to get around it...if you're devious and intent on doing something that you shouldn't.
  3. Great for stalking too...joking of course. Not the same thing but you can go to that user's page and drill through to all their posts with the most recent appearing first. Not the push method you're looking for but all you can do right now. Posted via Mobile Device
  4. I have to throw Shy's name in here...first time I saw her was when she was more of a dancer than a SP and my jaw dropped. Even the other girls at the strip club that night were staring at it in admiration. And I haven't seen her in person but, from looking at the galleries here, Michelle_MA has one of the most perfect butts you'll ever see. Wow. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=424&pictureid=2499
  5. Stellar post Sam...very informative and thorough. I don't know what kind of hoops you have to go through to post a CL ad, but something like that should come up as a "Disclaimer/Read Me" prior to posting your first ad under erotic services. Within the last few weeks I have responded to only 2 ads there for inquiry, and both times the return email has been from accounts that were not set up to be anonymous...in one instance the girl's full real name was displayed, the other gave me an email address that enabled me to find her name, address and land line phone number. I always check these things out to see if I can find any info about the girl as a potential SP or if it's B&S, not out of malicious creepy intent btw. I told both of them that they should be more careful and showed them why, and they were receptive and admittedly a little clueless about how easy it is to find information. One of them opened a webmail account immediately and sent me a note from it to thank me for pointing this out to her. But it is a bit troubling to see that kind of carelessness though - you never know what's lurking out there, especially on Craig's...
  6. It's because too many of the men that live here and have money are stick up the ass politicos who are boring. I live here and I love ya baby...and don't think I don't just because I never show it ;)
  7. I think it should be pointed out that regular caution should still be observed when dealing with CERB members. Don't ever take anything for granted. The frequent visitors/posters will probably be OK 99% of the time, but...
  8. Same pics and PK is not a B&S outfit so I would assume yes.
  9. You're blunt and you're honest and willing to look at shit from a different angle. I never learned anything from doing it 'right' or the same way every time...mostly from all the times I fucked up. It's all good!
  10. Cap, Cap, Cap....you can simply ask to be spanked, might make things easier on you ;) You're on a bit of a roll lately!
  11. Maybe he thought that that was your European half? And that you were going to wear a curly wig for him? OK, nothing defensible here, sorry I even tried ;) But since this thread is about what not to say to you lovely ladies, and even though I know some guys will describe themselves in a bit of detail before meeting, reading that he was putting this description in there makes me wonder - how much do you girls care about any of it? I've never bothered with any description at all, just keep things to making a pleasant business inquiry or transaction and that's that. My perspective is that you really don't care so why bother? Would you ladies prefer not to get the overly self-descriptive notes with vivid detailed fantasies of what this potential client you've never met wants to do with you?? Asking about services is a different matter of course...
  12. So you're saying that you're young, good looking and fit though? ;) I think your being hit on blindness should be a diagnosed disability like dyslexia or something along those lines, because I have that problem too. Is there any self-help books out there for that? Don't know if it's ignorance or suffering from nice-guy syndrome, but I don't know how many times I've had that pointed out to me too late after the fact and I was totally clueless the whole time. That's what's great about the SP world...you're guaranteed to know what's going to happen and being a nice guy scores you bonus points. It's win-win and everybody's happy!
  13. I think I'm lucky in general to have several people - men and women - with whom I trust completely on not just keeping my secret safe, but being open minded and non-judgemental also. Having that kind of trust is wonderful period, not only the capability to be able to chit-chat about the totally cool and gorgeous SP I was with recently. Most other family and friends would have some derogatory feelings to say the least. But I guess you only really have so many true friends in that regard. And my family...dear god, I can't even do something remotely off the beaten path without hearing a snide comment! And if all else fails, CERB is a great resource to say the least. We're all pretty much in the same boat and like any other 'niche' group that gathers in forums, it's like a second home. You know, like Cheers where everybody knows your name. Except for the knowing your name part since we're all totally lying about that ;) Although I do believe I've been called a bugger on more than one occasion...
  14. I've seen some fairly decent fake orgasms in my time, and I really have no use for them. Especially if it's a big production followed by some pleasant albeit hollow comment regarding my 'phenomenal' prowess. I love seeing a woman cum, it's my favourite thing - but only if it's real. The over the top screaming is a bit of a turn off actually, but again if it's real that's OK. Hearing a girl quietly panting with her breaths getting shorter and shorter until that moment when her whole face clenches up and there's that brief second of silence, where her whole body is tensed up until that exclamation exhale comes out. It's almost a look of surprise even though she knew it was coming. Followed by the tremors that leave her seeming totally helpless for those few seconds. THAT is so much better than screeching out platitudes you know are bullshit. Shit, I just gave myself a woody from writing that... I don't blame a girl for trying though, and some guys may prefer the more pornographic experience even though it's fake. I try my best to get whoever I'm with to cum, and sometimes I wish they would coerce me to finish them off and be a bit selfish. Doubt that would go over well with everybody ;)
  15. Looks like the same group of girls that are advertised by PK as being from Mtl...Alicia and Jessy. So maybe they're doing they're own thing - saw on the the other board they have an ad on OAN also.
  16. This stuff does get talked about a lot here, and I really sympathize with all the ladies for the crap they have to deal with. But unfortunately, it's just not the SP's it is all women in general. Every female I have ever spoken with has had a gaggle of tales about creepy or disrespectful or disgusting men that they've had to deal with in bars, at work, standing at the bus stop or even walking in public. There's too many people out there that have no concept of respect or are just plain dumb. Some of the SP's are guilty of this - present company excluded I'm sure - and maybe some of the ok fellas out there have had a few bad experiences which leaves them untrusting or have had that negative prostitute stereotype driven into their psyche that they're all about the money and the service is poor. You girls shouldn't have to deal with any of this shit, but it will come as part of the job I'm sorry to say. You'll have just as much success bemoaning the amount of horrific drivers on the road by going to the Licensing Bureau and screaming at everyone to learn to drive.
  17. This stuff does get talked about a lot here, and I really sympathize with all the ladies for the crap they have to deal with. But unfortunately, it's just not the SP's it is all women in general. Every female I have ever spoken with has had a gaggle of tales about creepy or disrespectful or disgusting men that they've had to deal with in bars, at work, standing at the bus stop or even walking in public. There's too many people out there that have no concept of respect or are just plain dumb. Some of the SP's are guilty of this - present company excluded I'm sure - and maybe some of the ok fellas out there have had a few bad experiences which leaves them untrusting or have had that negative prostitute stereotype driven into their psyche that they're all about the money and the service is poor. You girls shouldn't have to deal with any of this shit, but it will come as part of the job I'm sorry to say. You'll have just as much success bemoaning the amount of horrific drivers on the road by going to the Licensing Bureau and screaming at everyone to learn to drive.
  18. I'm not a big fan of the name either. If anyone else appreciates the picture preview aspect of it, but can't stand the boorish name of that website, try using this extension: http://www.craigstoolbox.com/ There is of course a Firefox version and one for IE as well. And it works on other sections of CL too ;)
  19. Have you seen those boobs? You'll be the one with a sore back in no time! Especially walking backwards while being slightly bent over...
  20. As mentioned already, GFE is a style. As far as CBJ vs BBBJ goes, I never question a girl for whichever she chooses to do because that is her choice and what she feels comfortable with. I've seen a few girls start out doing BBBJ and then I see them again much later and that has changed. Obviously some bad experiences there so as not to take chances anymore. Does that make it non-GFE? I don't think so. And it seems like some agencies recommend that the girls do CBJ, yet they always advertise GFE. I think BBBJ is a bonus, as is kissing. For something to register as "GFE" to me, kissing is essential, DATY is #2. CBJ...oh well. But then again, I'm not a huge fan of blowjobs unless I'm getting DT...and not every girl can do that. It is not cool to argue with a SP ever though (unless she's a total bitch of course). If you expected something and it wasn't clear or there was miscommunication, you have to suck it up because arguing about it will never make the situation better...always worse. I've had some instances where I assumed MSOG where that wasn't the case, and ended up with a lot of time left on my hands (literally). But that was her policy or feeling for that moment and I didn't bother trying to convince her otherwise. I got told that for a reason so no point in making it worse. So if you know a girl that makes you happy, go back for more ;)
  21. I'm sure if you ask real nice, you might get a client sometime with magic hands to help you out. I know I like to give a good rub down...don't know if I'm any good though ;) Posted via Mobile Device
  22. God, it wasn't from dust was it? I guess you could say that you were in the room a few weeks back and noticed those same handprints before. They won't be suspicious and think that they're yours But keep your hands in your pockets just in case if they come with you to take a look ;)
  23. Interesting results there. 82% have a university degree 50% say they never get tested for STD's 38% say they fell in love with a SP Only 14% would rate their sexual performance as less than 5 out of 10. Good thing there was no cock size question..."average is 8"?!" 50% McCain, 49% Obama So given that this is a US board and only 9% said they were "Large" as opposed to Thin, Average or Athletic, I wouldn't put a lot of faith in the results ;)
  24. Methinks she doesn't even know that they're a couple to begin with. Just a SP with a delusional client.
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