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From that picture, those were my thoughts exactly...I dare anyone to clip that to their ear and walk down the street pretending to have a phone conversation...

Glasses are incredibly sexy to me, but I can't even fathom caring whether or not you need to wear them. What silly questions! Next time a guy asks, take them off and tell him, "well, let's see". Give him that look like you're moving in to kiss him then head butt him in the nose...guaranteed he'll never ask that again. Oh shit, this is the do not do list for guys, not SP's...sorry, my bad....

Guess it would be nice if certain individuals had the ability to detect when they are making someone else uncomfortable...

Would you do it on a boat? Would you do it with a goat? Would you do it in the sun? Would you stick it in her bum? Yes! Yes I would do it on a boat! But fuck no, never with a goat....ewwww! I read that story every Saturday night, I think that's how it goes. May have got some wrong though....

Sorry to say it but your story rings false. You've been with her for a year and haven't seen a SP in that whole time, but you signed up here in April and have been posting questions looking for info on several SP's in your area? Was that research to find out if they knew your girlfriend or something else? If you're not full of shit, then you've got some other issues that you should seek help with that will not be available here.

I think this is comparable to doing business with family or friends. Rare is it that everything works out positively. If there was an SP out there that could use my 'expertise' with something (not that I'm particularly useful, but for argument's sake here), I would volunteer to help. Call it a tip or a friendly gesture...whatever floats your boat. I'd much rather be benevolent than negotiate...

I'd love to help, but I don't think anything I do will be very popular right now. Sincerely, Larry O'Brien

Sorry about that hun, I guess the mustard stain didn't help either...doh! ;)

I was wondering why every thread I look at lately had you listed as the last poster...you're a posting fiend! I'd suggest you get some help but then I wouldn't have your posts to read anymore ;)

If you're so set on writing a good review for this place, why not use their response to you about your mattress concerns as part of it. If they don't respond at all, that's not good. If they say thank you very much for the input and we'll definitely be looking into updating our beds, or that because of your input we discovered that particular mattress was faulty and we're taking care of it, that's good. You speak of writing something similar to the CERB model of recommendations, but if I read a glowing review that was ambiguous about a SP that made me believe she provides full service, and I spend my money on her to find out that she does not, I would be pissed at who wrote the review. And as far as hotels go, I'll take those 3mm thick, semen coated bedspreads on a comfy bed, over a clean duvet and a horrible mattress. People going to hotels generally need rest from traveling or extended business stays, and may have a hard enough time sleeping in an unfamiliar environment as it is. I know you want to be positive, but there may be people that base their decision on going there on your rec that would be disappointed they did not get the whole picture. I certainly would be...

When I first read your letter, my initial reaction was that you were wasting your time getting upset about it, wasting your time writing a genuinely heartfelt note to him, and wasting your time even continuing to think about it at all. Obviously however, you saw something good in this man and decided to take the time and try to help him. Judging from his response, I really believe that you did. Very admirable to say the least...

Isn't that how serial killers get started?

Wow...I know it has been said already, but there is some phenomenal writing going on here. There really should be a book made of all your cumulative experiences - The Ladies of CERB.

I was just gonna say, my favourite toy is a cute brunette ;) As far as inanimate objects go (insert underperforming SP joke here), I like using a bullet during sex so she can really work her clit while I'm fucking her. Vibrating bullet just to be clear. And butt toys are fun for everyone... I was really intrigued by the We-Vibe, but I got poor review of it from a friend of mine so I avoided picking one up. It looks very cool but in her case, she said that her G-spot probably wasn't as far in as the average girl, so she couldn't position it properly to get the full effect. I told her to clean it and give it to me since she was going to throw it out, but she didn't feel right about that ;)

Even if you take away any kind of CC verification, money up front or whatever...any girl that looks like that, posts a face pic on CL, says she has no restrictions and charges next to nothing = SCAM. Best case scenario you could hope for here is bait and switch....

Now that looks really interesting. And I don't typically say that about Canadian movies...

Well, no sympathy required for the no show, I was half-expecting a last minute cancellation. And wouldn't you know it....a car accident apparently! It is pretty slick out there with all that um, dry pavement and all. But that's another story altogether. Eagerly awaiting my 2nd cancellation or plain no-show as I write this. If I have to book a 3rd, my libido is going to be completely fucked up....

I had someone coming over today and got stood up, so I came back to here and CL to see what other options I have. Lo and behold there was an ad for LilHottie and I've been wanting to see her for months, but my schedule has never worked for when she's available. Well, the picture was hers however her name was spelled wrong - twice (Michell), the number was not the one she has used in the past, plus she usually posts the same ad every time she announces her availability and this one looked like it was written by a moron that can't spell. Also says she has a place in Ottawa where she hosts and I think she's usually pretty clear that she hosts in Barrhaven. Did a search on the number and there were 3 other ads placed today all within the span of a half hour, 4 different pictures, 4 different names, 4 different write ups, 1 phone number. So don't even bother calling anything with this number ever, guaranteed bullshit: 613 806 1453. Now back to my search for someone real...

I know that I spend more than I should. Initially I started out as a once a month thing, dropping about $400 on a single 2 hr visit. Now, it's my crack-cocaine! I think once I lost the guilty stigma I had about spending money for sex, that opened up my mind and wallet some more. And I changed how I spend that money to hopefully maximize what I'm getting. I don't do a lot of 2 hr visits anymore, I go for 90 mins when meeting someone for the first time. I like to get to know someone a little bit before I put my dick into them...very old fashioned ;) But I'll do more one hours now and I did my first 30min encounter last week (with a SP I had seen many times before). So based upon my spreadsheet (ack, yes I'm disturbed), I generally have been spending between $1200-2000 for the last 6 months or so, but I would fall in the $1000-1500 average. I started this in mid-Jan of last year and I believe that since then I've dropped around $15K. More than I should ;)

Wow, I have to learn French asap...she is absolutely adorable, I'm smitten!

I downloaded this and watched it last week. It gives you insight into the life of an escort much in the same way that the British TV show 'Secret Diaries of a Call Girl' was trying to do. It is an arty film - which is to be expected from Steven Soderbergh - and is told in a disjointed chronological narrative similar to the film '21 Grams' or the works of Sasha Grey's favourite director Jean-Luc Godard. Sasha Grey is competent in the role, but that's about the extent of it. I found that her detachment and obvious disinterest with her clients was over the top. Yes, this was the part of the job they were trying to show, but if I was paying $2000/hr for an escort, I would expect someone that was fun and engaging...and she was neither, mostly just an empty shell that was there for company. Essentially, they gave you a portrait of someone who had become jaded and desensitized to the up and down emotional aspects of being a high priced escort. After seeing this and having watched the 'Secret Diaries' series, I would prefer to see something where the female character has a bit more of an emotional presence and not one of these ridiculously upscale escorts either. Something a bit more real and identifiable...I've heard much more interesting accounts from some of the ladies here and ones I've visited. It's a decent film and I like Soderbergh, so I found it worth watching. Not stellar though. And just as a note in case you wish to see it for anything titillating....there's no sex in the film at all and only the briefest glimpse of Sasha Grey naked. But at least it's not like you can't get that from her somewhere else... One personal comment I'll make is that I found her boyfriend to be quite the big weenie douchebag! But that's just me ;)

You should applaud the old fella for still being able to fuck a girl in the ass. Wait, did you mean something else by ancient Greek? Posted via Mobile Device

I've heard $200 girls say stuff about the $120 girls along the lines of, 'how can they respect themselves?!' It's all relative and depends on how snobby/catty you are. Not worth being insulted over...

This is a brutally cynical but hilarious take I read on the Best of CL from an escort in Denver. A little jaded but I'm sure you girls can relate to a few of these. Hopefully not all ;) http://tiny.cc/D2330 And some detailed ass cleaning tips http://tiny.cc/DvHb3

The sight of a woman's face as she's coming. The sounds a girl makes...mmmmm. When I'm on top and she wraps her legs around me tight, forcing me closer. A little bit of selfishness on her part...I don't want to control everything, you flip me over and go nuts. Snuggling after, having some pillow talk and then getting intimate again. And 10,000 other things I think....