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Newcastle Broon Ayle...och, you can only get it in a can in these parts, bloody wretched geordie shite! I kid, haven't had one of those in ages, but last I recall it was only available in a can and that's just not the same. I'll have to go back and revisit my roots some time soon ;)

Fuck that shit... !

I always love a Keith's original - preferably in a bottle - but wouldn't say no to any of the other options. Could do without Bud though, but I'll still drink it!

Monkey's and horse's on top? No love for the pigs I say! Why can't people just come out and yell from the rooftops, "I'm a pig fucker and I love it!"? And with a picture of this on a t-shirt:

A novel concept but...I just don't think it will fly. From a ladies perspective, the good ones already stick to their appointments and when they do cancel it is generally understood there is a valid reason. I would hate to see a sp feel obligated to take less money or give extra time after postponing a session to look after a sick kid or something like that. For the guys - well, cancelling on short notice is a huge pain in the ass for the ladies, but the good gents are respectful of this as well. And going back to using a sickness analogy, it is possible a guy could feel something coming on yet since they have a tight budget for this activity, they might avoid cancelling so can get their money's worth and don't appear on any list. On top of these types of situations, someone impartial has to keep track of it and I would assume mod is busy enough. Inevitably, there will be disagreements and hurt feelings at some point as well. Ladies that cancel frequently already lose business and get a bad reputation through word of mouth already. The guys that do it will be discovered and ignored. I have never cancelled before this year and then did it twice within a month. One time it was the day of due to illness with someone I had a good relationship already. The other was 2 days in advance with someone else who I missed and really wanted to see again, but as the appointment grew closer I was breaking down mentally and knew it wasn't a good idea. I would not have been good company and that isn't something I want to inflict on another person, regardless if I'm paying for it or not. So again, really don't think this will go anywhere.

Each morn I wake up, saunter downstairs, grab my laptop and a smoke, then sequester myself in the powder room to fire up the browser and give myself cancer in an enclosed space with a fan so that I don't stink the rest of the house up. So if you see a post from me early in the morning, chances are I was on the potty. Then throughout the day, I get so fucking bored at work I will pop on a few times to read what's going on to stem utter listlessness. Again, sometimes from the washroom so if it says I posted from a mobile device, I may have been on the potty then too. My other mainstays that I visit daily are Lifehacker, Pitchfork, and various hockey bullshit.

When you're nice to someone and lend them something they need, and they treat it like shit or keep 'forgetting' to give it back. Yes, my car needs to rev at 7000 RPM while you squeal the tires fuckstick...but thank you for bringing it back much later than you said and not topping up the gas, oh buddy oh pal.

Cookie cleaning cleared the conundrum!

I'm still wrestling with the misconception which could come about if I announce that I fucked a pig. "No, no, no! I don't mean it like that...it's a Chinese thing!" Guess it's best I don't go down that path ;)

I'm getting the same on my laptop and mobile browser Posted via Mobile Device

Apparently, I'm a pig. I guess everyone who kept telling me that were right all this time.

I think the key to an effective site for an agency is to make sure that it is designed upfront with the purpose that you need to update it frequently, and it should be simple for YOU to do. I haven't looked at any web dev tools in years but I am sure there's lots of options out there that are easy to understand and gives you the ability to make changes as you need. Don't go for the glizty Flash pages where you'll likely have to go back to the web developer every time you need to update information. Once it's going you'll be spending less time than posting on CL several times a day for several ladies. Posted via Mobile Device

Well, what are the rules really? If you come here or go to other boards and read about all the girls who provide extra 'mileage', you might get the impression that there's a norm to be followed in order to be more successful. Yet the last time I went to a club, I went outside for a smoke and spoke with a girl crying about some guy who whipped his dick out while she was in the CR with him. And no doubt there are many girls who are not too fond of any contact, but probably only do so because they need the money. There was a time not too long ago where any touching was verboten. Some girls may have allowed it but now it's perceived as mandatory. Posted via Mobile Device

I thought it was a preview for the next season of Glee

Very good point. Too bad CL is like a car wreck on the side of the road - you can't help but look. Just a wee suggestion, but maybe if you used it differently, you'd get the same results and less bs. If you had your own website, you could make general posts more sporadically and refer back to the web page. So there would still be a presence on CL, but not as much 'opportunity' for complainants to rant there.

15 posts here, 1 rec. Let's save the next one for another gentleman please, otherwise this starts getting into shill territory

If I'm out with a friend, doesn't even matter if it's my SO or not, it's fucking rude not to pay attention to the person I'm with. I don't even like it when the odd male friend stops listening to me because his focus is ogling some girl 30 ft away. It's one thing to stop and say to a friend or SO, 'wow that girls is hot, take a look', but don't eyefuck somebody like I'm not there. If I go out with somebody, my attention is with them. No different than taking unimportant calls or texting when you're out with somebody...bad fucking manners.

Sports never gets talked about around here, but seriously - who won't be in front of a tv somewhere this afternoon to watch the gold medal game?

Haha, not something I took into consideration! Still gotta move on though, probably money well saved...

Mr Cool:

I've been with a few girls that were drop dead gorgeous and really cool to boot...and they didn't do anything for me. My perspective is that it's all about chemistry. Totally helps to have an open mind and some experience, but if you have chemistry and - more importantly - can communicate, that's when you find the pleasure starts. I love working a girl's g-spot, but every so often I come across someone who doesn't get anything off that. Takes a bit longer to recognize it if I'm not told anything ;)

Some things that bug me from time to time: Parents that spoil their children believing that discipline is mean, and cater to their every whim. People who think they're all that...especially when they are not. The self absorbed who need all the attention 24/7, but give none back. Family. Maybe yours is ok, but mine drive me bonkos most of the time. The fact that I have never been out driving on a nice summer day, a car goes by playing music with a kick ass stereo, and that the tunes are any good. Seriously dude, you look like you live in the gym, eat steroids for breakfast, own a tanning bed, have a $5000 stereo, and you're listening to the Backstreet Boys? Where did I put that gun? Poker. I gave up hope for most of society when this became TV worth watching. Speaking of TV, 'reality' television. Homers and jingoistic sports fans that don't understand the game. Your team doesn't suck, the refs were not against you, and there is someone else out there just as good trying to win as well. STFU please. Rogers cable. I rarely watch TV but please, do you have to be arseholes and make me scroll through all the channels I don't have? Why the iPod Touch is $400 and the iPhone is $800 without a contract. Does that one chip cost an extra $400? Fuck you! Those who own the all-wheel drive vehicles with huge snow tires and every other safety feature known to man, and are driving slower than everyone else when the roads are only a little greasy. One snowflake shouldn't make you cut your speed in half.

Personally all I can think is...why care? There's either a reason for it, or there isn't; she's too busy at the time, taking a break, not interested, not organized, etc, etc. If you're a good client, it's her loss, no need to think about it for a second. Move on to something else...

Oooh, feel me to 'Happy Cycling' and I might make an exception ;) Posted via Mobile Device

Haven't had one of those in a very long time but in the last few where it happened, I almost didn't care. The routine involved in cleaning up and getting ready keeps me busy for a bit, and that in itself takes my mind off other things. So when the date doesn't pan out, it's not a huge letdown; I'll probably get more sleep than I normally would have, and I've also saved a few bucks. Maybe that's odd, who knows? I don't bother trying to find someone else since I typically am fixated on that one person, or it's potentially a few more hours of waiting.