ulixestrojan

Hello, I would like a redhead with fine upholstery, a deep plush pussy, with room for an occasional fist. Could you make the lips operate on both suck and blow modes, and for safety, funbags that deploy whenever my buddies show up. I would like an extra flexible model that is capable of cruising down the mattress but can also handle the off-road banging that comes from public parks and sometimes a church confessional. Oh, and can I finance that with zero interest and a long term payment plan. Thanks. WHAT six months and then I may not get a redhead - maybe a used brunette with one blown out.... fine, I take it. Women are not cars - they are people and chemistry is always a factor. I see certain brands of cars on the road that i would never consider driving - I guess we all have our tastes and preferences. The info provided here is like a roadmap, it gives you a clue but you have to travel your own road.

I just made myself laugh - the best Oral in town is on the Hill but you have to get elected to get it. Sweet sucking of taxes. Anyway - it all sucks, or sometimes blows.

You may be interested in my escapade earlier this year: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=5334

I have been quiet lately - in the hobby at least - thinking through some of my extraordinary lovely times, some crazy moments, and the utter fiasco of the sex slave experiment. So as we approach the New Year 2009, I am thinking about resolution. Here is a boring definition: Resolution: A resolution is not a law, but a measure expressing opinions on policies or issues or a deal with the internal affairs of a house. Here is what Wikipedia says: A New Year's Resolution is a commitment that an individual makes to a project or the reforming of a habit, often a lifestyle change that is generally interpreted as advantageous. The name comes from the fact that these commitments normally go into effect on New Year's Day and remain until fulfilled or abandoned. More socio-centric examples include resolutions to donate to the poor more often, to become more assertive, or to become more economically or environmentally responsible. Here are the most common ones, according to the above source Lose Weight Gain Weight Pay Off Debt/s Save Money Get a Better Job Get Fit Eat Right Get a Better Education Drink less Alcohol Quit Smoking Reduce Stress Take a Trip Volunteer to Help Others Be Less Grumpy SO - what are your resolutions? I think mine are: Do my research and be clear about my expectations but remember people are people and we all change our minds (and that sometimes looks like a lie). Seek the slutty souls around me. There are plenty of good looking girls but they really don't get off on getting off. I am okay with paying for it but I want to lose myself in the funking dirty sex juices. Spend more time on the beach and on motorcycles. Less time in front of a computer. And serious time between the thighs of hot wet nymphs. Happy New Year my friends and have a sexy sexy 2009.

Thanks for the INSPIRATION - I may just have to start playing in Ottawa again after what seems like months of quiet time.

Thank you to all who brought pleasure, joy, laughs, and delight. May 2009 bless you all with what you need - and perhaps, what you want. Kisses and Hugs, Ulixestrojan

I love the outdoors - a number of years ago, a girlfriend and I had a map of Ottawa and had sex in every park in town - marked the spot with an X and whenever I drive by any park now I can smile about that hot little redhead.

Do - kissing, licking, sucking, rubbing, play, play, play Don't - poop, I know everybody does it but not on me

In my mind dirty outside = dirty inside and the only thing I want dirty is our minds.

I stopped in at the NuDen last week on way home from Airport - had 4 dances from Kylie. Pretty blond, tall with gorgeous long legs. Soft b cups with perky pink nipples. Not a lot of mileage but nice scenery.

Lots - I will show you but you must be gagged, bound, pony-tail butt-plugged with nipple clamps, candle wax on torso, and bodice needled down your back and back of legs. As I said before I am not easy or cheap.

Clean is important - but smells good. Nothing is a bigger turn off to me that musty smells, animal, or smoky stinkiness

Nice review though - love the line "fuck me hair". Jessica sounds like lots of fun.

I miss Rodney - he was the ultimate model for a hobbyist. No respect but rolling with the punches.

Nicely done - I still have not managed to see Paige but you have given me more reason to. Thanks.

I hope you report back on how this went - great idea and one to emulate.

Yes - and she can refuse you as a client too. Do your homework and be honest about your expectations. Saves everybody some considerable problem.

I think this was in jest - at least that is how I read it. However - this not everyone's opinion and it was delivered somewhat cuttingly. Posted via Mobile Device

You did your homework - good going. We all have preferences and you need to be more specific with yours if you want some help from the folks here. There are many fine ladies but each one is not for every one. Personally I have diverse as well as specific tastes. Sometimes I want to try something new and sometimes I want what know will get me off.

Thanks for all the comments - found a travel companion for Miami.

Boner - you are on the point. It is economics and market conditions. I paid $2000 in Vegas for 4 amazing hours but got 10 different girls in Germany for 700 Euro. Ottawa is pretty normal for Canada - Montreal is the anomaly but if you can make the drive it is surprising what is available. Afterall it is the amateur porn capital of North America.

Love that movie - and love that line. I am arranging a "date" and photo shoot for the fantasy. My special Christmas present.

I agree but nobody said anything about not tasting the local produce - I just like dining companions that I know and trust - and then we have something to share and compare. Westjet just launched direct Ottawa-Florida flights - $289 return. I know what I am doing with my weekend this winter.

Nicely said - great source of so many perspectives and perversions

I am thinking of going to Miami for a few days December 13/14th to the 17th. Write in the morning, shop in afternoon, dinner and clubs in the evening? Does this interest anyone?