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She works on occassion. Beautiful girl from the Congo with a pearl of a clit that glistens when opened up.

It's the sticky buns, right?

I am thinking that I want to have a Santa fantasy - you know: red suit, white beard, black boots, cum down your chimney. Any takers? Any other festive season perversions. I am thinking that elf booty is pretty hot

I know there is no such thing as a happy ending license however if there was, this would give completely new meaning to political pull. Badda bing

Your name is Boner Igotaboner - well done sir - I am shaken.

This will finally settle whether you really need Magnums. http://www.gizmag.com/condometric-the-condom-that-measures-the-size-of-your-penis/10445/ ovember 26, 2008 Madrid-based on-line store Curiosite has come up with a product that will surely be one of the novelty hits of 2009. The Condometric is a condom with a measuring ruler printed on the side that will accurately determine the size of the wearer?s penis. Currently in manufacturing, the condom will be available in four flavours (lime, cherry, banana and prophylactic rubber), both metric and imperial measurements (centimetres and inches), and in packs of 3, 6 and 12 (the party pack?). According to Curiosite, the Condometric prophylactic will be made of best quality natural rubber latex. They are fine, thin, smooth, ergonomic, with non-parallel sides, transparent, lubricated, with reservoir tip and nominal width of 54 mm (2.12 inches). The product will be sold via the internet, so spontaneity is kinda out the window. Indeed, that?s all the information available right now, apart from the FAQs which tell us that it?s a single-use product and that the ink doesn?t rub off (though we guess it might be fun trying). Sadly, the Condometric only measures to a penis length of 25 cm so we were unable to perform any product testing with any of Gizmag's regular writers.

one zero???? The market giveth and the market taketh away. I had a thought last week that I may need to get a "normal" job but the thought went away. Investments are tricky and I have seen losses that equal the average annual household income of at least 3 dozen families in the past month. Our friend from Hong Kong reminds us that there is still money to blow - I just prefer to get fu@#ed in the ass by bankers and venture caps. Cause I am kinky that way.

nicely put. Kudos Mod

Several of us meet regularly and have breakfast, coffee, lunch, dinner - and occasionally share women together or alone. This is a great town but your opening was not well positioned. If you are for real I hope you have fun - advice: read the reviews, they are legit. If you are not real I hope you have fun with the fantasy. As Dummpy mentioned we have both partied big time - I have blown thousands of dollars in cities around the world and know what comes for the price. For $100k - I can assure you of a lovely young personal assistant for a year or two for 6 months. This is common business practice and I assure you is common in Ottawa. My last one was a Brandy (about 3 years ago), before that a Sophie, and before that a Chantalle. They were not pros but they knew their business - pleasing me, when I wanted, where I wanted, and how I wanted. It is intensive and hard work and frankly bored me a little. So for $100k - line up a different girl for each day and pay all their expenses for shopping and dinner and you should be done with your dollars in short order.

Well - perhaps not SPs but I have had an MA refer to conversations with compatriots as "cock talk" and I know that my cock has been talked about because I was greeted with "so there is the beautiful cock I have heard so much about" But she may have been lying to butter me up. I returned the favour.

No wallet - I have a billfold, one credit card and one ID. I assume little and expect people to behave properly. I try not to go to places where I will be robbed and if I am, well there are people that take care of those things. My experience has been good - I listen to respected sources and do not take risks that do not need to be taken. If I get that feeling in my stomach - I call and say "the place is not what I expected and I am no longer interested" and leave a token

No wallet - I have a billfold, one credit card and one ID. I assume little and expect people to behave properly. I try not to go to places where I will be robbed and if I am, well there are people that take care of those things. My experience has been good - I listen to respected sources and do not take risks that do not need to be taken. If I get that feeling in my stomach - I call and say "the place is not what I expected and I am no longer interested" and leave a token

Yes - the voyage continues. I voted for you though brother - oh font of wisdom.

bendy girls are so flexible. The trick that really gets me is the crotch above the head. You can fuck then and they lick your balls at the same time - damn did I just say that out loud? Posted via Mobile Device

Mrs Harper is a total MILF. Not since Mila have I wanted to enter the conserative party - motion to speak Greek Mr. Speaker Posted via Mobile Device

Montreal is as close to the action that you might see in Europe. Beautiful open women that put on a great show for pennies of what we see here. I like premium: bmw, rolex, and first class but I also like cheap nasty fun for the price to a night at the movies. I am not cheap or easy but if you are - we can be friends. Posted via Mobile Device

I use my real name - the one I was born with but not the one that became common business usage because people would mispronounce it.

The amazement is mutual Catherine. I am always stunned by your articulate, informed, and adventurous responses, suggestions, and personal stories.

With the economic downturn do the gents in Ottawa expect prices for services to begin a downward slide? I had a conversation with a buddy in Montreal recently and he is seeing beautiful college girls doing part-time work for $100 an hour FS, BBBJ, etc.

I love how the price of oil is dropping.

Sounds like a trip to Winterpeg for you. Great city but cold in winter and mosquito infested in summer. Have fun.

Curvy is a good word - chubby is usually what happens in my pants.

Was this massage or Escort service? If massge, this should be moved to the right section.

Nice fantasy - if you have that kind of budget you also have people doing the research for you. Have fun.

It is standard international practice to give name etc. You raise more questions if you do not. There are hotels that accept cash and no ID but that is also where the bodies are stashed.