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I love turkey covered in gravy - my special gravy - homemade.

and research grants are a great way to pay for extra special assistance - nerds love you too - speaking on behalf of all nerds

I didn't say she didn't freak out - she was not terribly surprised but neither was she happy.

OMG Boner - I think I just got a foul

Great feature - another bravo to you Mod

yeah but yakkity yak is a great way to research grants and how else can you get all those hot assistants into the lab - nerds need love too

That's right Ms Cynthia Von Huumpalot de Vincour

I do weird stuff/experimental quite often: hey: I wonder what happens if you put this there? just use your imagination new car: how fast will it go (ticket for 210 km) I wonder what it would be like to be naked with 5000 people - Spencer Tunick I wonder how many days I can stay stoned - 19, ran out of pot I wonder if I can get 6 girls to all get naked with me at the same time - yes, twice So this was just one more - I wonder what I would look like completely bald.

Too complicated for me - I am not simple minded just prefer simple. If you are good and treat me well, I tell people. If not, never again and never a word. My friends know exactly what the score is. There are SO MANY OPPORTUNITIES for great sex in this world - never settle for less (unless you like that sort of thing) This applies to both men and women. Live well. Play hard. Get Off. Next:grin:

I remember when full service meant they checked your oil and pumped your gas- wait - I guess it still does

Erin - you could make me come just my saying my name repeatedly - I never said that I had staying power LOL

She would have whipped you up something very nice - Barefax has been the best mileage of clubs in Ottawa - esp daytime.

Is Brianna into girls?

Laffal indeed my brother Boner

About ten years ago, a mistress of mine wanted to engage in full body shaving. Which we did - completely shaving each other from head to toe. It was weird and exciting except I looked like a very pissed off cop with a bald head - license and registration please after a high speed chase. She totally got off on it and then we engaged in my being a puppet-master - you know what I mean.

Happens to me all the time and it is definitely a trust thing.

Money, money, money - Moneymakes the world go round, the world go round, the world go round, money makes the world go round tralalala.

It's SNOT sexy - I swear

Boner - I also have a list of those who have duped me, treated me poorly, canceled without notice, had poor hygiene, created too much drama. As we have discussed before no drama = no drama. I am easy, like them easy, and together we can have a great time. Too hard to handle doesn't make me hard - regardless of how hot they look. Remember that "Northern Pikes" song - she ain't pretty, she just looks that way.

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/reuters/081003/odds/odd_us_ignobels By Maggie Fox, Health and Science Editor WASHINGTON (Reuters) - A researcher who figured out that Coke explodes sperm and scientists who discovered that people will happily eat stale chips if they crunch loudly enough won alternative "Ig Nobel" prizes Thursday. Other winners included physicists who found out that anything that can tangle, will tangle and a team of biologists who ascertained that dog fleas jump farther than cat fleas. The Ig Nobels honor real research, but are meant as a funny alternative to next week's deadly serious Nobel prizes for medicine, chemistry, physics, economics, literature and peace. Awarded by the editors of the Annals of Improbable Research, a scientific humor magazine, the prizes are based on published research, some intended to be humorous but often not. Usually the "honored" researchers go along with the joke. Deborah Anderson of Boston University Medical Center and colleagues were awarded the chemistry prize for a 1985 study published in the New England Journal of Medicine that found Coca-Cola kills sperm. She said she was serious in testing the soft drink because women were using it in a douche as a contraceptive and, later, to try to protect themselves from the AIDS virus. "It definitely wouldn't work as a contraceptive because sperm swims so fast," Anderson said. But Coke made with sugar quickly kills sperm, she said, probably because sperm soak it up. "The sperm just kind of explode," she said in a telephone interview. It kills the AIDS virus too, she said. The Ig Nobel committee made up a "nutrition prize" to go to Massimiliano Zampini of the University of Trento, Italy and Charles Spence of Britain's Oxford University, who tricked people into thinking they were eating fresh potato chips by playing them loud, crunching sounds when they bit one. The biology prize goes to a French team that found dog fleas can jump higher than cat fleas, while the medicine prize was awarded to a team at Duke University in North Carolina who showed that high-priced placebos work better than cheap fake medicine. Dorian Raymer of the Scripps Institution in San Diego and a colleague won the physics prize for demonstrating mathematically why hair or a ball of string will inevitably tangle itself in knots. The peace prize was given to the Swiss Federal Ethics Committee on Non-Human Biotechnology for adopting the legal principle that plants have moral standing and dignity. There is a website explaining this: http://www.ekah.admin.ch/en/topics/dignity-of-creation/index.html. A team at The University of Sao Paulo in Brazil won a special archaeology prize for showing how an armadillo can mess up an archaeological dig. The economics prize went to researchers at the University of New Mexico who learned that a professional lap dancer earns bigger tips when she is most fertile, while David Sims of Cass Business School in London won the literature prize "for his lovingly written study 'You Bastard: A Narrative Exploration of the Experience of Indignation within Organizations'," the committee said. Past winners include the creator of the plastic pink flamingo, a researcher who recorded a mallard duck sodomizing a dead drake and a doctor who cured hiccups by applying digital rectal massage.

It is still 50 Euro for a very fine filly in Germany - love German efficiency.

But you can rent it - as the saying goes, if it floats, flies of f**ks, it's always cheaper to rent.

Common sense is less common that I would expect. Thanks for clarifying - you always have such clear answers and this was no exception.

I like competition. This is an easy market to get into but has some high personal costs - personal psyche, personal safety, personal health etc. As women become more established it is normal to want to recoup some of those costs - same in any business. There are people in my business that charge 20% of what I do - I am still really busy. Why? Because I deliver more than I promise, I have 20+ years of experience, and contacts that lower the cost of transactions for the clients that buy my services. If they don't pay for it they don't get it. When someone says "you are too expensive" I respond that I am not the guy for you but here are a few others - good luck. Over 50% come back and hire me anyway. So - if you can't afford a rate - make more money or buy something else. There is no gun to your head.

I am really sorry for canceling but mucus is not sexy. First time I have ever canceled but I will make it up to you - Swing!