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Just a followup - did you actually go to the clinic?

http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=5335 I originally put this in as a review. as I have a difficult time using a rating scale as an adequate tool but Ava deserves high ratings. Good Afternoon Ladies and Gentlemen, This is episode 21 of my journey of 43. Several weeks ago, I managed to book an appointment with the lovely Ms. Ava Jones. If I had known that I would be so jet-lagged after my time in Las Vegas, I would have booked for next week. Why, you ask? Because any time spent with Ms. Jones requires that you be in tip-top shape, mentally alert, physically ready to climb amazing peaks, and descend into sweet luscious valleys. I am not exaggerating. Ava Jones is a treat. A sweet, creamy, delicious treat that makes you want only one thing - more. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=17792 While some on the board have suggested that the recommendations are fake, I have heard nothing but lovely things about Ava. I have only one thing to say to the naysayers - up your game! Einstein was correct - time is relative. I booked an hour and it felt like 10 minutes. Her kissing is sweet, soft, and sometimes aggressive. She is a natural hard-body but with the roundness just where I like it (hips and inner thighs, if you are wondering). Her breasts are magnificent in shape, touch, and taste. Now, I love going downtown and I have to say that Ava gives new meaning to rush hour. She is responsive, delicious, amazingly symmetric, and now on my lifetime top 10 that I wish to pleasure again and again. As I have said before, I tend to be a little shy at first, but Ava put me at ease and had me rising to the occasion. The multiple positions transitioned easily and were always safe. The intensity of my orgasm was matched by hers which was a real turn-on. I felt a connection and as we chatted, it became clear that I will be back. Overall, without hyperbole, this was a terrific encounter with a terrific young woman who really likes sex. Her location is clean and I was offered a shower - which was spotless. The only troubling part for some (not for me) is that she has a couple of large dogs that are enthusiastic and this may put some of you off. She may be hard to reach as she does this part-time. My advice - book in advance, be patient, be ready for a beautiful ride. I want more but I am now 6000 km away. Sigh.

In case you are interested here was my review of lovely Erin: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=5058 Good Afternoon Ladies and Gentlemen. This is episode 19 of this year's journey of 43. Remember that pretty, quiet girl in class that was a little shy, a little too smart for her own good, that was always friendly but would keep to herself much of the time. Then casually, would surprise you with a story about how she and 6 of her friends had the best time together on the weekend and had collectively shared over 90 orgasms in a 24 hour period. Do you remember how you tried to keep your tongue in your mouth and your zipper from popping open and launching a tab into someone's eye in the next area code - remember her? Well she is here in Ottawa now and her name is Erin. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=18844 So, before I start, please be advised that your mileage may vary. We had developed a connection in chat, with PMs and phone calls before meeting, so the energy was pretty high to start. I spent about 8 hours with Erin. We started at 4 pm and I finally left at midnight. The evening started at a local watering hole where we met for drinks with Dummpy and Igotaboner. This was post MMF and let's say that Dummpy's smile was a big as his...friendliness. Both gentlemen are first class and we had an animated discussion about all sorts of things, including a tasty Erin buffet - but that is for another story. We left at around 6 pm and decided it was silly to stick with our original plan of 8-10, so we headed back to my hotel suite. Erin is easy to like. She is friendly, laughs easily, has a sweet smile, lovely eyes, and great big "tracts of land" (for you non-Monty Python fans, that means boobs). We started with kissing - she is a good kisser, a very good kisser: hot, wet, passionate, and with a studded lip, there were sensations that were very new to me. Since we had been in the sun for a couple of hours we decided to shower. This was a very good idea, I like showers - hot, soapy, wet, where you can get into all the nooks and crannies and make sure that everything is very, very, very clean. I loved the feeling of handling her soapy breasts and I cannot believe I am saying this but they are almost too big, although I am up for the challenge. (Later in the evening, I made her laugh with my "motor-boating" in her breasts - just watch "Wedding Crashers" if you don't know what I mean.) After drying off, we headed for the king-size bed and proceeded to engage. This is where things get fuzzy. Somehow we ripped all the sheets off, moved the mattress off the box spring, banged the TV on the wall, almost knocked the lamp over, and I have still not had my first orgasm - although Erin informed me that she had two by now, one right after the other. What can I say, I love eating pussy and Erin loves to have her pussy eaten. She is an energetic, enthusiastic, electric playmate. There were very few limits and based on our earlier discussions, we decided to try a few things that I really cannot discuss without her permission but lets say that I am looking forward to on-going "training" and to accomplishing a series of goals that just may be illegal in a jurisdiction near you. Finally I decided it was time for me to orgasm and always playing safe, I must have come close to breeching my latex levee. Erin has very good control of her inner muscles and I must say that the squeezing made sure that every last drop of Maxwell House was drained from my coffee pot. We laughed like long lost friends and talked about this, that, and the other thing over there. Time kinda disappears and Erin makes you feel like there really is no other place to be. Round two was even better than round one and I have an appointment with my cardiologist on Tuesday to make certain that future encounters will not cause me to use my pre-paid funeral arrangements prematurely. No one likes a premature expirer.:wink: It's now about 10 pm and since we did not have dinner, both of our stomachs have decided to leave and find a decent restaurant. We decide we should join them and off we go. Smelling like sex and latex, we kinda fix our hair, put on clothes and head to a great diner for some very guilty food - although I should not reveal this, Erin had breakfast and I had a smoked meat poutine - what the hell, I earned it. Conversation continued and we discuss more of everything, revealing something about ourselves, our goals, dreams - like you would on a "normal' date. I was pleased that my donation will go towards her travel plans. I was also pleased that she liked the little gifts that I had brought her. Our conversation continued over "smoky dessert" and I have to say that 39 is now my new favorite number. So, is Erin for every guy. Nope. She's for guys that like their women curvy, smart, funny, energetic, insightful, and naughty. Erin is not fat but she is certainly not skinny. She has curves and some tummy. She has enormous boobs - I happen to like big breasts, so I was a happy man. She also gets really wet - also happen to like that too. She is adventurous and I like to explore, so that is good. Her look is a little punk - not hardcore, rather Ani DiFranco crossed with the girl-next door (a freaky girl next door). As I have said before, if you are looking for one to spin on your cock, keep the chin ups going, you will need some big guns but given her flexibility and genuine love of sex, Erin is as fun as the come. Will I see her again - you betcha! Should you? Well, make up your own mind, do you want me to chew your food too?

Let me get over this one and we will talk. There was such glee in that crazy Hungarians' eyes as she fucked me, I need to work through how I feel about it. I liked it and at least she was only a 95 lb spinner rather than the 400 pound bouncer at the club.

That lovely sounds still resonates - not too hard, not too soft, just spot on.

Nerds are good - they know "stuff" and always do their homework.

Good Afternoon Ladies and Gentlemen, This is episode 21 of my journey of 43. Several weeks ago, I managed to book an appointment with the lovely Ms. Ava Jones. If I had known that I would be so jet-lagged after my time in Las Vegas, I would have booked for next week. Why, you ask? Because any time spent with Ms. Jones requires that you be in tip-top shape, mentally alert, physically ready to climb amazing peaks, and descend into sweet luscious valleys. I am not exaggerating. Ava Jones is a treat. A sweet, creamy, delicious treat that makes you want only one thing - more. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=17792 While some on the board have suggested that the recommendations are fake, I have heard nothing but lovely things about Ava. I have only one thing to say to the naysayers - up your game! Einstein was correct - time is relative. I booked an hour and it felt like 10 minutes. Her kissing is sweet, soft, and sometimes aggressive. She is a natural hard-body but with the roundness just where I like it (hips and inner thighs, if you are wondering). Her breasts are magnificent in shape, touch, and taste. Now, I love going downtown and I have to say that Ava gives new meaning to rush hour. She is responsive, delicious, amazingly symmetric, and now on my lifetime top 10 that I wish to pleasure again and again. As I have said before, I tend to be a little shy at first, but Ava put me at ease and had me rising to the occasion. The multiple positions transitioned easily and were always safe. The intensity of my orgasm was matched by hers which was a real turn-on. I felt a connection and as we chatted, it became clear that I will be back. Overall, without hyperbole, this was a terrific encounter with a terrific young woman who really likes sex. Her location is clean and I was offered a shower - which was spotless. The only troubling part for some (not for me) is that she has a couple of large dogs that are enthusiastic and this may put some of you off. She may be hard to reach as she does this part-time. My advice - book in advance, be patient, be ready for a beautiful ride. I want more but I am now 6000 km away. Sigh.

Good Afternoon Ladies and Gentlemen, This is episode 20 of this year's journey of 43 (started in late June). They say that what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. I hope this is true - if what really happened comes back, I am going to be in big trouble. I would love to provide all the details but frankly, I am still foggy. This past weekend in Vegas gave me a glimpse of what "party like a rock star" really means. So this was supposed to be a professional development conference weekend and it started that way. The first night consisted of meeting colleagues, smoking cigars, having a few drinks and then getting ready for day 2. Day 2 work-wise was boring. A few ideas. A few new contacts. One of those contacts introduced me to a few other people and this led to a party, post-reception at Planet Hollywood. The party at Prive then flowed into a limo to Spearmint Rhino - a massive strip club, open 24 hours a day, with over 250 girls working inside. This is where it gets interesting. We get a big champagne room and the four guys and 2 girls each get a stripper - we share a lap dance merry-go-round for 3 hours. There is nothing hotter than watching a girl get a lap dance. This clicks up at $400 an hour per girl (6x3x400 plus tips) plus something like $1800 in drinks. Lots of smoke, some of it cigar. The manager keeps coming in to make sure we are having a great time. He comps us $1000 bucks in chips and we are poured into another limo out the back with 3 girls and head to Wynn's. It takes 12 minutes to blow the chips. The 3 professionals call 3 of their friends and they join us in the suite where my damage deposit was stretched. The rate is $2k a piece for 8 hours. The party host pays cash in Benjamins. We go through 9 cans of whipped cream, 7 bottles of wines, a basket of cherries and another of strawberries, 6 dozen condoms, and at least a litre of lube. So, the highlight for me was a foursome with me getting a blowjob, giving cunnilingus, and a crazy Hungarian girl going to town in my ass with a strap-on. I came so hard, I think I was heard at the Roulette Wheel. None of us made it to the morning sessions. Or the afternoon sessions. We had breakfast at the Hilton on Paradise Road. How we got there - who knows? Will I be back - hell yeah, it's Vegas, baby. What was the total? F@##ed if I know but it had to be in the five figures. Can Ottawa do better? You up for a challenge?

I'm with dummpy - when I have a break, nothing beats a KittyKat Break.

I am in Las Vegas. I am now driunk and sore. Las Vegas has cost me $5K. I have enjoyed it but Ottawa is MUCH better. Thank you ladies for being so amazing. Now off to bed to become functional.:oops:

From the chilly response, I think the message is do your research by using search first. If you had, you would have seen that this is a question that has been asked several times. I know several women in Orleans that meet your criteria but they are very choosy and want to know how discrete the client is. Since you have little or no track record, I cannot make a recommendation one way or the other.

D - this would be considered a convenience sample and is demonstrative rather than conclusive. A sample is not only based on numbers but on distribution and without any way of controlling distribution and for various biases, this sample does not tell us very much except that it points to the experience of a relatively high risk group. I suggest that there would need to be a set of qualifiers in order to come to "definitive conclusions" - but that is really not the purpose here, is it. I have had an active sexual life active for about 26 years (30 if we include the time where it was only me and Ms Rosy Palm) and in that time I have had close to 800-900 partners (30-80 partners a year). This is more than some and less than others. The only thing I have ever contracted was a case of chlamydia in my early 20s, which I got from my girlfriend who was also the girlfriend of half the hockey team and we apparently shared everything. Since then, I have a sexual health test at least 3 times a year and maintain a regular regimen of safer sexual practices. Sex is one of my hobbies and like all hobbies, I want to play as long as I am able. Wearing a condom is no different than wearing a helmet when I ride a motorcycle or putting the lens cap on my camera lens. So, this is a qualitative case history, which combined with the quick and dirty quantitative sample data collected, will produce something closer to an understanding of the risk from bbbj in the Ottawa population. The WHO data says it is a less safe practice but not as risky as unprotected vaginal or anal penetrative sex. Hey, the safest sex is no sex but then we are at risk of mental dementia. Take your pick.

Come on Boner - you have been an elite rider for a while. Hey - ride your bike to lunch on Thursday. Look forward to the group ride but the next few weekends are out for me - Las Vegas, then Vancouver. Lots of riding but only one piston.

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.Mark Twain US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit (1835 - 1910)

While the Ottawa section is pretty sparse, the Adult MB has good info on many cities across Canada, USA, Europe.

Depends on whether you get others to rub or not - left or right by yourself, not so much. Left or right by Sue, Debbie, Natasha, Stephanie... well, you get the point.

I'm in. Have an extra helmet if needed.

Enjoy and welcome to town.

Cap - worth the wait. Michelle is a sweetheart through and through. I am biased but you know I would only tell you what I know.

I just wonder if he is thinking of using tzatziki sauce or olive oil as a lubricant - now that is really Greek. Just think - extra virgin.

Anybody interested in hosting/organizing an Ottawa "Festival of Kink"?

There's a big fat "Centre of Excellence" grant here - any co-investigators want to join me on submitting a proposal?

Are there cycles of variety seeking - do men have cycles like women (who are much hornier when they are ovulating)? Does a Full Moon make you want to see a New Moon?

Emma is a font of knowledge and wisdom - have you thought about doing classes or workshops like Midori etc.

Just think of it like "professional development". Hey, we all need a little break sometimes.