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Good Afternoon Ladies and Gentlemen. This is episode 19 of this year's journey of 43. Remember that pretty, quiet girl in class that was a little shy, a little too smart for her own good, that was always friendly but would keep to herself much of the time. Then casually, would surprise you with a story about how she and 6 of her friends had the best time together on the weekend and had collectively shared over 90 orgasms in a 24 hour period. Do you remember how you tried to keep your tongue in your mouth and your zipper from popping open and launching a tab into someone's eye in the next area code - remember her? Well she is here in Ottawa now and her name is Erin. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=18844 So, before I start, please be advised that your mileage may vary. We had developed a connection in chat, with PMs and phone calls before meeting, so the energy was pretty high to start. I spent about 8 hours with Erin. We started at 4 pm and I finally left at midnight. The evening started at a local watering hole where we met for drinks with Dummpy and Igotaboner. This was post MMF and let's say that Dummpy's smile was a big as his...friendliness. Both gentlemen are first class and we had an animated discussion about all sorts of things, including a tasty Erin buffet - but that is for another story. We left at around 6 pm and decided it was silly to stick with our original plan of 8-10, so we headed back to my hotel suite. Erin is easy to like. She is friendly, laughs easily, has a sweet smile, lovely eyes, and great big "tracts of land" (for you non-Monty Python fans, that means boobs). We started with kissing - she is a good kisser, a very good kisser: hot, wet, passionate, and with a studded lip, there were sensations that were very new to me. Since we had been in the sun for a couple of hours we decided to shower. This was a very good idea, I like showers - hot, soapy, wet, where you can get into all the nooks and crannies and make sure that everything is very, very, very clean. I loved the feeling of handling her soapy breasts and I cannot believe I am saying this but they are almost too big, although I am up for the challenge. (Later in the evening, I made her laugh with my "motor-boating" in her breasts - just watch "Wedding Crashers" if you don't know what I mean.) After drying off, we headed for the king-size bed and proceeded to engage. This is where things get fuzzy. Somehow we ripped all the sheets off, moved the mattress off the box spring, banged the TV on the wall, almost knocked the lamp over, and I have still not had my first orgasm - although Erin informed me that she had two by now, one right after the other. What can I say, I love eating pussy and Erin loves to have her pussy eaten. She is an energetic, enthusiastic, electric playmate. There were very few limits and based on our earlier discussions, we decided to try a few things that I really cannot discuss without her permission but lets say that I am looking forward to on-going "training" and to accomplishing a series of goals that just may be illegal in a jurisdiction near you. Finally I decided it was time for me to orgasm and always playing safe, I must have come close to breeching my latex levee. Erin has very good control of her inner muscles and I must say that the squeezing made sure that every last drop of Maxwell House was drained from my coffee pot. We laughed like long lost friends and talked about this, that, and the other thing over there. Time kinda disappears and Erin makes you feel like there really is no other place to be. Round two was even better than round one and I have an appointment with my cardiologist on Tuesday to make certain that future encounters will not cause me to use my pre-paid funeral arrangements prematurely. No one likes a premature expirer.;) It's now about 10 pm and since we did not have dinner, both of our stomachs have decided to leave and find a decent restaurant. We decide we should join them and off we go. Smelling like sex and latex, we kinda fix our hair, put on clothes and head to a great diner for some very guilty food - although I should not reveal this, Erin had breakfast and I had a smoked meat poutine - what the hell, I earned it. Conversation continued and we discuss more of everything, revealing something about ourselves, our goals, dreams - like you would on a "normal' date. I was pleased that my donation will go towards her travel plans. I was also pleased that she liked the little gifts that I had brought her. Our conversation continued over "smoky dessert" and I have to say that 39 is now my new favorite number. So, is Erin for every guy. Nope. She's for guys that like their women curvy, smart, funny, energetic, insightful, and naughty. Erin is not fat but she is certainly not skinny. She has curves and some tummy. She has enormous boobs - I happen to like big breasts, so I was a happy man. She also gets really wet - also happen to like that too. She is adventurous and I like to explore, so that is good. Her look is a little punk - not hardcore, rather Ani DiFranco crossed with the girl-next door (a freaky girl next door). As I have said before, if you are looking for one to spin on your cock, keep the chin ups going, you will need some big guns but given her flexibility and genuine love of sex, Erin is as fun as the come. Will I see her again - you betcha! Should you? Well, make up your own mind, do you want me to chew your food too?
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DAMN - I just hurt myself. Emma and Paige and speedbumps. I think I have to step in and act as a buffer - since Emma is not bi, I could transfer all kisses and touches. While it is a proxy, I am willing to make this sacrifice.
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I guess everybody has limits that is one of mine as well although I had a girlfriend (for a short time) that loved to lick my ass right after I went to the toilet. She wouldn't let me wipe and said her tongue did a much better job. She had issues.
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Is this the Warning: You have the right to moan and everything I have will be held up against you!
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That is a popular fetish. I used to have an assistant that loved certain of my suits and whenever I would wear them, she would crawl under my desk and give the absolute best blowjobs. Now always but enough that I had to switch the location of my desk so that the shadow could not be seen through the smoked glass door
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Paige - how about cop and the catholic school girl - held in restraints for being too sexy. Are you a full costume person - a complete cop uniform or just the mirrored classes and baton;)
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I agree - MOD can you move this?
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Hey - 36 is the official "dirty old man" age - 18x2=36. So, does a duo with 2 - 18 year olds equal a mature 36 year old?
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about $2k plus your flight and hotel
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Guests who disrespect are cowards. We all know how much effort goes into this work and are grateful to the great women who bring us pleasure. Let's not hijack this thread - the fool who bad-mouthed Paige knows who he is. Mod - anything to be done?
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Emma - you are the best. So, given your experience, what is kinky?
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Has anyone met with Sexy Kimmy yet? She has some lovely pics posted. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=19117
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It looks like the range for age is 18-55, with three big groupings 18-25, 25-35, and 35-55. The "preference" range is from fun spinner to mature, understanding, and experienced. Youth = enthusiasm and tight body. Maturity = experience and personal connection. Does this more or less capture it?
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Has any you ladies or gentlemen participated in something like this? http://www.pornweek.com/home.html#s3 Is it worth doing at least once in a life time?
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Hello Paige - were these comments in relationship to this thread or is this something that happened offline or in chat? While we have not had a chance to meet yet (darn schedules) I have never heard anything except good things about you - your beauty, character, writing skills, love of life. So - who is disrespecting Paige? Not cool.
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Working on it - lots of interest - PM is you are serious.
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As in foot in pussy? http://www.xvideos.com/video8056/Making_her_foot_fit_in_her_pussy
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Yummy - midgets with dusty leather chaps and big man-mades. Hey, maybe we can get the horse involved - oops - animals cannot consent.
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I was thinking I would like a massage with a footjob ending. http://youporn.com/watch/37336/karla-footjob/ Any suggestions? Must have very pretty feet.
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Last night in the chat, one guy with a few posts commented: "Are you into kinky shit or what?" Well - what is kinky? I am OK with almost anything as long as there is consent. If I like something and my partner agrees, go for it. If I don't like something, I may consent to pushing my boundaries but ultimately there is a point where I say no. So - how vanilla are you or do you love to spread rocky road ice cream all over your body and hire a troupe of flexible midgets (I have been corrected: the term is "little people" or dwarf [sorry dummpy] to lick it off?
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swallow the coffee - swallow the coffee
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Yeah, shaved is good but there is something fun about fisting a full blown bush - kinda of like playing with hand puppets.
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Kacey was awesome - she lives in Orlando area now - semi retired but available to executives.
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A little help for DD Emma
ulixestrojan replied to ulixestrojan's topic in Ottawa Discussion - Escorts
Congratulations - you should post a few pics of your kitty -
I was wondering who has experience with or is interested in having a foursome or moresome - two or more girls and two or more guys - each with a one on one and some switching (safe of course)? The last time I did this I was in my twenties and remember it fondly. Suggestions for ladies? Venues? Time?