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My new favorite show had this great line: Don is having dinner with Roger. They are having a lot of oysters. Roger says that he loves redheads. Their mouths are like strawberry jam in glass of milk. http://www.amctv.com/originals/madmen/cast/jholloway

I hope our paths cross when you are next in Ottawa. So sorry to have missed you. Halifax needs to be more than a stopover to Europe for me - sigh.

I love cleanly shaved, especially with dark and thick hair but I love a full blond or red bush - the way that special musk fills your nostrils. Ahhhhh!

Good Evening Ladies and Gentlemen, This is episode 18 of this year's journey of 43. I like women. I like like the way they look at you, the way they smell, the touch of their skin, the sparkle in their eyes, the silky hair, and of course, their secondary sexual characteristics. Now, I appreciate a wide range of "types" but I really like women that could be considered of "generous" proportions. I am not talking fat, rather, healthy women with breasts, thighs, padded ass, and a general roundness. So, imagine my absolute delight when Paige walked into my room. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=14846 With apologies to Paige, I called on the day of the appointment (late afternoon) and we arranged to meet for two hours. She was friendly on the phone and made me feel that she was looking forward to meeting me. She is beautiful. Lovely warm hazel eyes, long brown hair, soft skin, large natural breasts, a round bottom, pierced belly button and clitoris were all part of the package. If however, you are looking for a spinner, keep looking - this is a woman. A woman that I felt very comfortable with and felt that I could escape everything for a couple of hours. She doesn't kiss and I missed that, but she stokes the fires in other ways. I loved my time down below - fresh, clean and tasty. I really enjoyed her dildo show and her obvious enjoyment. I was as hard as I remember and the first round was delicious. We talked about all sorts of things and I felt as if I got to know something about her - as a person rather than just an "appointment". This made our next round even more passionate and I loved being buried in her breasts - in fact this is how I want to go - in the saddle with my face buried in scented female flesh. Paige is a lovely woman. I would love to see her again if I go back to Windsor and we talked about her coming to Ottawa. She treats you very well. If you desire some companionship that is girlfriend-like with a full featured woman, I recommend Paige.

Good Evening Ladies and Gentlemen, This is episode 17 of this year's journey of 43. Last week I had an intensive travel schedule all over Ontario. As pretty as the landscape is in Northern Ontario, there is not much information about the pleasures to be found indoors. Considering that the 411 about escorts was mixed, I decided to take it easy and visit the local ballet. The first club I visited in Sudbury was Solid Gold. It is on the way into town from the airport so you cannot miss it. I saw two dancers from Toronto - both Jamaican. Fine, fun, frisky. The first, Samantha, had the most beautiful face , large naturals with lovely, suckable nipples, and the pinkest pussy I can remember. Five dances, normal $20 per, lots of touch, lots of grind, lots of titty play. No digits but overall nice to the touch and great to look at. The second dancer, Nicole, had the hardest butt I have ever worshiped. She was hot and ready to play. She had smaller breasts and not so much into sucking but...digits, 1, 2, 3, and she also got off working me off by hand. Nicole was wild - grinding, kissing, stroking, spreading, and slamming her pussy into my face. Overall, one of the best dancers outside of Montreal. Six dances and a tip. The club is clean, beer is cheap (less than $6), the atmosphere is friendly, and I would recommend it to anyone looking to watch some lovely talent, have a conversation with one or two dancers (or all of them), and get a very satisfying dance or ten. The other club in town is Diamonds, downtown on Larch Street. It is attached to a nightclub with live bands and you can go between the two. This club is dirtier and grittier. I had a few dances from a girl from Montreal - hard grind and some conversation but nothing memorable. Between the two clubs - one is Gold the other is old.

But she obviously gets off on it and I am SURE that others do as well.

Don't knock DATO - it is a delicate treat.

Yeah but now he can brag that he got a $16 million screw - it's only money and now he has $16 million to do what and whoever he wants. Frankly, with that money I would be on Main Street, riding a giraffe naked, waving a bag of gophers over my head while all the dancers in Ottawa hold back traffic.

Yes and they throw in the farts for free!!! Same smell all around the world. Toot a loo.

Hey - why not. She looks like she "Knows things"!!

A punishment for fake pics should be the same as a punishment for a fake grail-shaped beacon: A SPANKING. From the Sacred Texts of Monty Python: http://www.sacred-texts.com/neu/mphg/mphg.htm DINGO: Where are you going? GALAHAD: I seek the Grail! I have seen it, here in this castle! DINGO: No! Oh, no! Bad, bad Zoot! GALAHAD: What is it? DINGO: Oh, wicked, bad, naughty Zoot! She has been setting alight to our beacon, which, I just remembered, is grail-shaped. It's not the first time we've had this problem. GALAHAD: It's not the real Grail? DINGO: Oh, wicked, bad, naughty, evil Zoot! Oh, she is a naughty person, and she must pay the penalty -- and here in Castle Anthrax, we have but one punishment for setting alight the grail-shaped beacon. You must tie her down on a bed and spank her! GIRLS: A spanking! A spanking! DINGO: You must spank her well. And after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like. And then, spank me. VARIOUS GIRLS: And spank me. And me. And me. DINGO: Yes, yes, you must give us all a good spanking! GIRLS: A spanking! A spanking! DINGO: And after the spanking, the oral sex. GIRLS: Oral sex! Oral sex! GALAHAD: Well, I could stay a BIT longer. LAUNCELOT: Sir Galahad! GALAHAD: Oh, hello. LAUNCELOT: Quick! GALAHAD: What? LAUNCELOT: Quick! GALAHAD: Why? LAUNCELOT: You're in great peril! LAUNCELOT: Silence, foul temptress! GALAHAD: Now look, it's not important. LAUNCELOT: Quick! Come on and we'll cover your escape! GALAHAD: Look, I'm fine! LAUNCELOT: Come on! GALAHAD: Now look, I can tackle this lot single-handed! DINGO: Yes! Let him tackle us single-handed! GIRLS: Yes! Tackle us single-handed! LAUNCELOT: No, Sir Galahad, come on! GALAHAD: No, really, honestly, I can go back and handle this lot easily! DINGO: Oh, yes, he can handle us easily. GIRLS: Yes, yes! GALAHAD: Wait! I can defeat them! There's only a hundred and fifty of them! DINGO: Yes, yes, he'll beat us easily, we haven't a chance. GIRLS: Yes, yes. DINGO: Oh, shit.

Gift Certificates are just like money - only worse. I am all for supporting Dreamgirl but when I get a tip, I want the choice of where I spend it. On the topic, let's forget photos and go straight to full-body strip searches.:D

I love tats - and need to get some, but may go with branding instead - but my fav is the "tramp stamp" just above the ass. Lovely movement in doggy style - wook woof. A buddy of mine worked as an orderly in a nursing home during university. One patient, a lovely 82 year old woman, sweet as apple pie, surprised the hell out of him by showing him hers. In detailed script, about 6 inches across, it said: Ride Me! Grandma had been a war-time supporter - a spanner spinner, so to speak.

ARRRRGGHHH. Frankly, I am starting to hate being out of town so much.

I have been on the road all week and have had some time to play. Last night while I was visiting a surprisingly good strip club in Sudbury (yeah, high mileage with some very naughty ladies) the topic turned to age. My question is this: What is your optimal age range? We start the list at 18 but how old will you go. I was once surprised by a courtesan in Atlanta who informed that she was 54, a grandmother of three, and runs marathons. So is teeny-bopper your dish or are you up for a big serving of GILF? Maybe my next game will be 18 to 78...more?

Indeed we are - I forgot to mention my SERIOUS shoe fetish. I love beautiful feet in beautiful shoes. There is something that drives me crazy about the arch of the foot. My inner pervert loves to sit at a cafe and watch the women go by - naughty thoughts about foot jobs and cum covered toes - all while sipping on a latte. Michelle has a pair of very high vinyl boots that she wears while massaging some times - and and when she wears nothing else - Whoo Hoo!

Evening gown with a low back if we are going out. Jeans and t-shirt - no undies or bra - at the door. Little boy shorts and a man-beater while sitting on the couch. Leather on the bike. A mouth gag, locking arm restraints and a butt-plug with real horse-hair when we are being disciplined.

Eggs over easy - I love a muffin in the morning. How about pulling an all-nighter with your favorite lady. Dessert, snuggles, and coffee with cream.

Supply and demand. How much do you want to supply and how much demand is there in the market. Frankfurt - gorgeous Hungarian, 20 years old, sweetest pussy imaginable, beautiful naturals - 60 minutes - 50 Euro ($75-80) Lots of supply, moderate demand). Las Vegas - lovely California bunny, 25 years old, a little loose, amazing man-mades - 60 minutes - $300 USD, Lots of supply, huge demand. Montreal - 19 year old student, tall, lean, tiny breasts, squirts like a hydrant - 60 minutes - $150 CAD, lots of supply but market shops around. Ottawa - I have paid between $180 for okay service, $250 for amazing service, and $500 for something that I would have likely paid $40 for. Ask and you shall receive?

Hey guys, I was just in the chat with DD Emma. Some cruel fool poisoned her cat. It's $205 to adopt another from the SPCA. So, if you see her this weekend, how about throwing in another $20 for a "kitty fund". I have not met her yet but I hate when people are stupid and cruel (and I like animals).

As a follow-up to my request for recommendation, I wanted to let you know that I met with Laura. The review is here: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=4341 I will repeat as she was a terrific woman.

Yeah, but there are a few of my offspring's teachers that I WISH were providers. Sorry, I just went of one of my happy perverted places.

Yeah he did - but he was specifically talking about the client/SP. I really think it is a good idea to get naked before many activities: showers, swimming, sex (both by myself and with others), etc. Seriously - on the variety topic: is it more variety of the same type (brunettes) or more variety across types (fat, skinny, athletic) and when do you a type turns you on or not OR whether it was a connection (or not) with that particular person.

I provided a review of Erica Skye before she retired (and before this section was created). She is a terrific young woman who provided a warm and memorable experience. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=4095 One of the absolute best.

Not quite my style and what if she has piercings - the alarms go off. What if I check the suitcase and she freezes in the luggage hold? I think packing a midget is leading to other things - that is a taboo I just can't break. Next it will be gnomes, fairies, and elves (and it just gets weird with elves, trust me). I like little people but prefer spinners, twinners, and boingers. I am in a Shania Twain world and nothing - there is no one that looks like her. Not even for rent.