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Good Evening Ladies and Gentlemen. This is episode 13 of my journey of 43. I was out riding my motorcycle tonight and decided that I would try to fit in a little play at CMJ to cap off what was a lovely day. Called Jasmin (who I planned on seeing tomorrow) to see if I could bump up our appointment but no luck. She suggested that I see Gia. I am glad that she is such a wise woman. Gia is a statuesque blond (5' 10" at least) with a lovely lithe body, nicely shaped B cup? breasts, a shapely bottom (hand sized cheeks), a wide and willing smile that shows up easily. She met me at the door and was dressed in a sweet little velvet workout suit that shows the crack of her ass - love that. The hug was nice - not really warm but we had never met before. She showed me to the room, brought me a bottle of water and then we went off to the shower. It was good - playful and may become more friendly with time or YMMV. Now begins the fun. She suggested that we start with my massaging her. This was fun - apparently I have a nice touch. She has a truly beautifully proportioned body: strong, feminine, curved in all the right places. It was extraordinary to explore every aspect of the landscape and I have to say that I really appreciate many aspects of her. Gia is beautiful and seems to get more beautiful as you spend time with her. My turn. Her massage skills are good, not extraordinary, but better than many. She covers all the main areas and popped my back - a real relief. I loved the thing she did with my Achilles tendon as well as the teasing and balancing of light and hard touches. The body slide was most definitely a highlight and worth repeating. Release made me smile - ear to ear. Overall, Gia is worth visiting. She is not a clock watcher. She is beautiful and sincere. Our mutual massages were satisfying and fun. I think that she warms up to people slowly but that as our session progressed, I felt more and more welcome. Gia is worth a visit to CMJ and I recommend that you accept the reverse massage if offered. Will I repeat - damn, absolutely! PS: anybody interested in hearing about the nuttiness of Germany? Not sure if this should be an episode because I was all over the place and engaged in things that are just not on the menu in Canada - at least not in Ottawa.

I hope you had a very happy birthday! Woo Hoo. Pop!

Alex is in Orleans - damn! Thanks. You made my night.

Boys - esp CK and KIH, thanks for getting this thread back on track. Treat these ladies well and they treat you even better. There is a Board for bitchin' and this is not it. Again, thanks for making Ottawa a better, sexier place.

I asked this question on the other Board - nothing. Lots of horny soccer moms but not pay for play.

I had my second visit with [Lady asked for her name to be removed - Mod] yesterday - better than the first and the first was fabulous. I like her; she is intelligent, well-spoken, sensual, playful, beautiful, and naughty. It was a slow evening and we ventured into a wide ranging conversation post massage. Boys, being a member of CMJ has benefits.

What is the advantage of a "personal" site over a forum like this one - aside from the opportunity for details from the SP?

Clean body Clean hair Clean hands Clean tackle and porthole Dirty Mind I usually stop and shower at the gym before an appointment.

Joyful, Here is some academic data to support the growth in the underground economy that is estimated as such: In applying this estimation technique to Canada data, my results indicate that, the underground economy in Canada grew steadily relative to measured GDP over the period 1976 to 2001. The value of the broadly defined underground economy grew from about 7.5% of GDP in 1976 to about 15.3% in 2001. In real (1997) dollar terms, it increased from about $38 billion to $159 billion. http://mpra.ub.uni-muenchen.de/4229/ Other estimates put it as high as 22% http://www.jstor.org/pss/135981 So - this is a small change but one attempt I suppose.

Brilliant.

Tipping should be done as often as you can and as much as you can afford. If the service is amazing the tip should reflect that. Work, regardless of what we do, generally sucks. When I have clients that are amazing it doesn't feel like work however I still want to be paid. Remember, none of us gets out alive.

I think there is quite a difference between being submissive and submitting to the post coital bliss. The best part of great sex is that moment when nothing else exists except that moment - complete awareness of just being with that person - no mortgages, car payments, kids, clients, etc.

I am not so sure that all of us are great lovers but what we lack in skill we make up for in enthusiasm. As I overheard on the cruise - the food is not very good but at least there's plenty of it.;)

After reading through this thread and having just experienced the delights of 4 cities in Germany, we really need to legalize prostitution. This debate is silly. Sex for pay comes in many variations. There is a market demand. It happens despite the illegalities. The main role of Government is to protect its citizenry. The best protection is licensing, medical care, pensions, and safe environments.

Catherine and Cerbians: I have returned from Germany (more on that later, just to say - woo hoo!!) and wanted to share this little video that might bring a few laughs. It fits with the theme of "how-to". The Sebastian Horsley Guide to Whoring

Come on guys - we have ALL played Star Wars against the mirror - making laser gun sounds (psssheewww) as our zits burst through space and onto the force field. Okay - sorry, I let my geek dangle a little there.:eek:

Good Evening Ladies and Gentlemen, This is episode 12 of this year's journey of 43. At this rate I may need a shorter year, a bigger number (don't we all?) or reruns in between my episodes. So I had a coffee this morning with a mighty mighty player and was inspired by his tales, suggestions and lessons - truly grasshopper. I did a little work and decided it was time to visit my favorite little blond stripper at the NuDen. We chatted and had a few dances (or more than a few but who's counting) but I was still feeling randy. I had never been to Body Care and thought what the heck. Called the Sun number, got an appointment within 20 minutes, no one in particular. I arrived on site - a little exposed location and with the construction work not the easiest place to get into. I was greeted - sort-of - by a luscious little Cuban number named Angela. Long black hair, TIGHT body with the hardest ass I have ever touched outside of Bolivia - seriously. She showed me to the room, asked if I wanted a shower, which I did. Showers are clean and lots of towels available. Overall the place seems clean but I think has also seen better days. I wait for about 5 minutes after the shower and Angela. In her cute English, says let start - hard or soft, I opted for hard. The massage was decent, hard and worked out the knots. A little teasing, then the flip - any special massage - I ask what are the options - what would you like - I would like to know what my options are - what would you like - anyway, I took a nude release and got a topless release. Her method is very nice and concentrated and the release worked very well. She has a lovely body to admire but once done it was all business - I guess there was little connection. So - I really like Latinas and Angela suits my aesthetics just fine - strong, petite, firm with caramel skin and nice complexion. The negotiation was a pain and despite being frank about what I wanted she was evasive - probably language - YMMV. The place is so-so. The fee was steeper than expected - $150 for 45 minutes NR. I tipped her anyway because she was pretty and was leaving for Cuba next week. Not sure I would repeat except to see if this was a mileage with a NOOBIE.

He is offering negotiated release with a taser special - electrifying.

Scott - I guess we are full members of the "Michelle's Massage at the Edge of the Universe Fan Club" (she will get the reference because she's cool like that). Glad to know we are in such good hands.

antlerman - not sure about whether barf is on the menu but that is pretty kinky - like whole chicken kinky.

Dummpy, I am so glad you are getting to the bottom of things in Ottawa. Does thickness affect your favorites' decision to partake - I have have heard "and where the hell do you think you are putting that?" Comments from anally inclined women on acceptableness of conditions of entertainment are appreciated.

My theme song varies by theme: The Peter Gunn Theme Song was played at my 40th - I think because it had no words, is chronically annoying and gets stuck in your head for way too long: http://youtube.com/watch?v=dcflCzZlLcQ&feature=related Another is the Pink Panther theme song- and how I love big pink pussies This is my fav Christmas song But I think this just about sums it up: Ballad of a Sex Junkie - I am such a nerd

Bank Street near Walkley and Alta Vista

oink? oink?

Good Afternoon Ladies and Gentlemen, This is episode 11 of my journey of 43 for this year. Yesterday, I met with Michelle for an hour. I usually contact her through this forum (or the other) by PM - Michelle_MA. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=14070 Great photos: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?u=14070 This review may be biased. This is not my first time with Michelle and it certainly will not be my last. I first met her in 2006 and she is a definite favorite. For those of you that do not know her, search the reviews and you will find plenty of good things about this amazing massage provider. She is petite, small b cups with nipples that scream for attention, an ass that starts wars (remember Helen of Troy), long brown hair (although I have known her as a hot red-head) - overall, a strong lithe body. One remark, she has acne scars that may be a distraction to some men. Oh, she is a smoker but very good at hiding the evidence - if this is an issue for you. I was greeted at the door of her discreet Ottawa studio. Candles lit, subdued lighting, she is like a kitty, rubbing up against me, making one feel most welcome. A little chitchat, some exchanges, a few light caresses, a few not so light. She prepares the shower and very quickly I realize how completely dirty I was - boy, was I dirty and needed a good scrubbing. You know, in this forum we hear about happy endings but I think we should have happy beginnings as well - just a thought. So, I needed a good massage and I got one. Hard and consistent, with perfect views of application from the well-placed mirrors. I love the way she gains leverage to really get the knots out. She did this great thing with the base of my neck and the trick with my hair turned me onto a whole new set of sensations. The time passed way too quickly and I had to get away - another shower, more chitchat, a big hug, and my day is just tickety-boo. Michelle is a top-level, first-class, premium massage experience for discerning gentlemen who want to be well treated, well massaged, well conversed, and well, you know, felling good all over. I recommend highly (with a bias that comes from experience) and will repeat, rinse, and repeat.