ulixestrojan

Nice review - muscle control is a good thing. Thank you.

Dummpy gets it - I am respecting the wishes of the woman. I like her and respect her and would like this to continue. She will likely see some of the dozens of people who PMed me but that is her decision and will happen in her own way. We all have our ways of being in the world. Ulixes - the latin spelling of Ulysses or Odysseus, was on a great journey and is he is most famous for the ten eventful years he took to return home after the Trojan War. There is also some play in the name:Ulixes - sounds like "You-Lick-These" and I play safe hence Trojan.

OMG - that would be a cage match I would certainly pay to see, lots of oil, some black boy shorts, and strobe lights. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, in this corner - is the audience drooling and losing vision from all the blood leaving the rest of their bodies. Sorry - I digress, I am with antlerman on this BOTH!

Good Friday Afternoon, This is episode 6 of my journey of 43. Today allowed me to get seriously back on track after yesterday. I met Suzanne for the first time. She is new to specialized pleasure service in Ottawa, very picky about clients, and meets with a limited number of men. She was introduced to me by my favorite massage goddess and boy,o'boy - do I owe her, big time. Nice location downtown. Met at the door - quiet, candles lit, some chit chat, and some caresses. Have you ever had an orgasm without ejaculation - well, I just did and it broke me. Now, we went on for a proper shot on goal but this first episode just threw me over the moon and had me land on my back on the dark side. I mean - wow! Not quite sure how to describe it. Suzanne has a killer body - legs and bottom to make you weep. Little b cups with nipples that jut to the sky. She is petite - spinner but with enough flesh that you can hold on just so. Now I am drooling again - damn I am lucky to still be coherent. Not to be completely biased, she has facial acne that has scarred and this may be an issue for some men. She is also a smoker, also an issue for some. The room was smoke free as she smokes outside but just a warning. So, positives - unbelievable orgasms (seriously), daty, digits, bbbj, bottom that begs to be slapped (sorry about the hand print), and an attitude that just says MORE, MORE, harder, harder. Negatives noted above plus the fact that she does not want to advertise, post links, and is picky about who she meets. Not sure if this will change. I feel very lucky and I hope that some of you get to experience this wild woman for yourself. I am completely satisfied and somewhat stunned by my session today. Nice!

You got it - great adventure. Ulixes is the Latin spelling of Ulysses, who was on a great voyage. I just hope that I avoid some of the sea monsters but the wise guidance of Cerbites and Terbites should allow me to navigate with relative ease.

Hi Incognito, This is just a device to "organize" my hobby. I recently turned 43 and thought it would be fun to meet at least 43 wonderful pleasure providers this year. As someone said - can't wait until I hit 100. Will I stop at 43 this year - no.;)

I saw Jasmin tonight - very briefly, with kiss, kiss on the cheeks - she is smoking hot. Remember, the brain is the biggest sex organ and her brain is pretty big and seems to be working overtime.

Nicely said Dummpy - so, $1500 a week - your portfolio is working nicely. Trust is about the cost of transactions - if I trust you, all it takes is a handshake, if I do not and we need to do business then the same transaction needs lawyers and contracts - much more expensive for the same result. Just a thought.

Gentlemen, I cannot agree more - if you read my review above, my dominant thought was MORE ERICA. She is sweet, hot, sticky, and oooohh so good. Please, save your pennies and invest in at least one hour with her. I do not get a commission and I am not a shill but damn, if you want msog then get in the game and this game is hot fun.

Dear Ladies and Gentlemen, This is Episode 4 of my Journey of 43. This is a really fun trip. Membership has its privileges. For those of you humming and hawing about whether to join the CMJ, I give you one more reason - [Lady asked for her name to be removed - Mod]. http://www.clubmadellynjae.com/ While she has been very nicely reviewed, I had never had the pleasure. Now I have. I called CMJ looking to see Jasmin - having been away too long and only ever seeing her once - but it was my first time and one never forgets. However it was not to be due to bookings and alternate appointments - off I go to see Gia (also well reviewed) but she had an emergency and instead I was met at the door my [Lady asked for her name to be removed - Mod]. I am an easy going guy so how could I refuse those brilliant hazel brown eyes (I think that was the colour - I was pretty busy trying to keep my smile under control.) Well - you know that buddy of yours that had a hot sister that could be one of the boys, but you also knew, from the twinkle in her eye that given the chance she would knock your socks off. I am writing this barefoot and I have no clue where my socks are. [Lady asked for her name to be removed - Mod] rocks. She is not a spinner but quite small and very strong. She is smart, sassy, and does her homework - she has skills. The play was playful, the shower very wet, the massage made me moan, and the release painted the ceiling. The teasing left me tingling - [Lady asked for her name to be removed - Mod] loves oil - loves it. Now, I love it too. I have to, it gets everywhere. Everywhere - did I mention everywhere. The teasing had me writhing and with her slides and curves I thought I was going to have a major pile-up. She kept everything under control until no longer possible. I felt amazing afterwards - our conversation was very good, the cleanup was more fun than I should be allowed to have. Overall, if you want someone who is a sweet, smart, naughty, girl-next-door that is going to make you feel good-all-over, then [Lady asked for her name to be removed - Mod] is the one for you. __________________ On a mission of pleasure.

I wonder if the government would be so "keen" to introduce legislation that protected people for/from the things that are less politically convenient - such as safe injection sites, livable minimum wages, legalized marijuana, occupational rights and health standards for sex workers. The smoking issue is important and has caused harm in children over decades but the hypocrisy is just stunning.

Good Afternoon Ladies and Gentlemen, This is Episode 3 of my Journey of 43. I had a particularly frustrating morning meeting after an equally frustrating evening and decided I needed some "tension release". I called my favorite MP but she was busy during the time I had available so I decided to TOFTT and try someone new at a place I had never visited. While Lamora's Spa had been well reviewed in the past, I personally had never visited. I called as I was driving by and luckily there was an appointment available within 15 minutes. I booked it. Parked near the Spa because I missed their entrance and there were three accidents within three blocks - Walkey, Alta Vista, Bank is one of the worst intersections in Ottawa. I was met by Taylor, friendly, $40 for 45 minute massage. Shown to a room, told to get comfortable and she would be back. I waited for a couple of minutes and she returned. Oil or powder - opted for oil. The massage was about 20 minutes, a little mechanical but hey, I am a stranger off the street. Taylor is cute, has pagan tattoos, nice b-cup breasts, a round bottom, not a spinner but curvy in the right places. One thing I really liked is that she is a smart-ass, there was little small talk at first but when she asked if there was anything else to be massaged, I took that as my cue for extras - menu is pretty straight forward, HJ - clothed, topless or buff. I opted for the latter at $100 She warmed right up, big smile, great hands - really great hands. My tension was taken care off. There was some good talking and connecting. I feel that she was a little nervous at first but opened right up once she understood that I understood what type of massage place this was. Perhaps I should have been more open to start with but, like I said, first time and I tend to be a little shy at first. Would I revisit - yes. Do I recommend Taylor - yes. Is she for everyone - of course not. She is a little edgy (which I like) she is quick with the comebacks which may throw guys some off. Overall, a very well spent 45 minutes that produced the effect I was looking for.

I very nice review - thank you.

I think I have just decided on what I want for my birthday - much better than a new bike.

Thanks for catching the error - I made the edit

Dummpy My admiration and respect just went up - I know this is business but frankly, I cannot help but really like Erica. She is just so damn likable - pun not intended but fun. You are so right CK, I have a deep admiration and respect for these ladies and an undying love. They give us a piece of themselves every time we see them, if I don't give them a piece back than they will be drained very quickly kinda like the business is eating them from the inside out. If you want them to keep giving us their all than we need to make sure that we give something back and that is love, admiration, and respect.

Good Evening Ladies and Gentlemen, This is Episode 2 of my Journey of 43. www.ericanextdoor.com Well, I almost got derailed today. Not because anything went wrong but because nothing went wrong. Earlier this week, I PMed Erica Skye asking if she was available. She got back to me right away with a suggested time that conveniently fit my schedule. She was at a nice downtown hotel with plenty of on-street parking. I called from the lobby to get the room and up I went. She met me at the door and bang - now I know what all those positive reviews were about. She is beautiful - truly a girl next door - with the added bonus of really liking what she does. We had a pleasant conversation to get to know one another. She called a "buddy" letting the person know that I was there for an hour - to be safe. Then went to the bedroom. As I said before, I am a little shy to start but Erica is very warm and welcoming. Nice kissing - very nice kissing. Her body is strong - hard in the right places and soft in the right places. Lovely eyes that look right into you. Silky hair that feels great on your skin. DATY was terrific and tasty. No CBJ this time. Just went into what turned into a great session of very very sweaty dancing. More kissing - more talk, more, more, more. Now this is my problem here - I want more, more, more (Damn, starting to sound like Billy Idol). I need to be disciplined to get through my 43 and frankly, I wanted more Erica right away. So, overall, if I had more than two thumbs they would all be up. God knows, I certainly was. Erica is sweet, smart, beautiful, and very straight forward. She likes what she does and IT shows - completely. Okay, let me balance this out. She smokes but is trying to quit cigarettes - we talked a little about cigars. I could not smell it but this may be an issue for some. She is very much a country girl next door, so if you are looking for a sophisticated lady that will speak to you in several foreign tongues, look elsewhere. She is not a spinner - not fat at all - but a healthy woman with some real muscle. If you want tiny dancer type - look elsewhere. Also, she is competitive - just ask. Damn, did I say I want more! Thanks for a hell of an afternoon and a set of lasting memories.

The challenge with any ban is the ability to enforce it. Enforcing a ban on smoking outside is like try to enforce a ban on peeing in the pool. Now, what if we hired half the population to watch the other half to enforce half the laws. The first half of watchers would then be watched by the other half, thus full enforcement. It is a voyeur legal system. I watch yours and you watch mine.

Here is the Album link: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=24 Enjoy

I just saw the pics here on CERB - nice! I may have to TOFTT next week.

May I ask what you were worried about?

Ladies and Gentlemen, This is Episode 1 of my journey of 43 for this year (or perhaps more). I booked to see Rachelle of Kingston this morning, initially for an hour and as we went back and forth, I decided to take advantage of her 2 hour special. Donation is on her website. She has lovely hazel/green eyes. Her lips are very kissable. For those of you who worship big round apple bottoms, there is more than enough for the whole congregation. She even has pretty feet, nicely done up. She is tight - very tight - in the way that makes you feel just right. We had a nice conversation, getting to know each other - I tend to be a little shy and slow to start but she was very warm and welcoming. I suggest that there is little mystery to be explored - she is right up front and candid about who she is, what she does - quite ambitious and has more plans for success than I can recall from any conversation recently. Everything was safe and I throughly enjoyed the play. Perhaps, I would prefer it a little rougher but that may come with a second meeting. So that I am not considered a shill, there are some things that guys may be put off by. She smokes - does not bother me but may bother some. She is a woman, not a little girl, with curves and some flesh to grab onto. If you are looking for a spinner, look elsewhere. She is ambitious and has plans for her business. She likes to talk about them, so if you are looking for someone to be completed focused on you, again, I would look elsewhere. Rachelle is safe, smart, sexy, and very welcoming. I had a great morning, left feeling good about my playtime. I recommend her for those looking for a fun, enthusiastic, curvy woman who seems to like who she is and what she does.

I only saw Lily once and it was VERY VERY VERY Good. Her smile, eyes, and naughty demeanor certainly left me with a lasting memory. Ahhhh.

I wonder how the hell any of us survived to this point - I still remember when Drinking and Driving meant Drinking AND Driving - as in how many beers are left and can you pass the scotch, son.