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Plus saves her the possible embarrassment of having to buy a box of 24 every couple of days at the drug store. Lol.

I'd just like to apologize to everyone again for a stupid prank that got out of hand, eventually lead to some dumb action in this thread and now continues to have repercussions in what should, as Emma says, been a fun process. None of this probably would have happened had I not been off on holiday for the past couple of weeks and had some extra time on my hands. I'm one of those people who in high school would get 80's and 90's in classes I really liked but be booted out of others for jokes and pranks. Too easily bored, I guess. I created the Dude as an alter ego to make playful posts in various forums and threads. I just saw the Dude as this big dumb but likable goof like the Jeff Bridges character in The Big Lebowski (the Dude's avatar), another aging harmless hippy who could "unintentionally" inject some humour into various situations. But as quite rightly pointed out by Mod, we probably don't need Cheech and Chong-type humour which could only reinforce certain stereotypes about the business which are really the exception rather than the rule among professional escorts and their clients By the way, while the Dude may have some issues with substances, it was one too many brews at the pub by me (I'm on holiday, remember - lol) which lead to sloppy vote box checking on the Dude's behalf. It has been decades since I've indulged in anything smokable, including cigarettes. Yes, I have tried it in the past. And, yes, like Monica Lewinsky, I did inhale. Lol. But only in my foolish youth. So, again sorry for causing all these hassles. I think Emma should stay in the contest and let the members decide. She or Pete or whomever the members chose would be most deserving of the award.

Just FYI, any links to CL (and some other places - read FAQ) will automatically be blocked in CERB posts, so no use cutting-and-pasting them in. And remember, there's lots of BS (exaggerated ads) and B&S (bait and switch) happening on CL, so buyer beware.

Ms. Hot Tub and Sophie would be awesome! Almost too much choice! But I'm sure we could deal with that. Lol.

Yes, a bit of specialty item. Lol. But really easy to shoot from a porn photographer's point of view. Any woman who's up for you throwing some water on her crotch and then posing and wincing will do. No need to pay anyone to take off their clothes. Lol.

I hadn't heard of either of Insidevoice's first two choices before. Always good to discover new good-looking redheads.

PM the event coordinator for event details: Dummpy pbutter how do i find out the location for thurs night?

Yes, she sure can write. Any woman who can not only spell "persevered" but use it correctly in a sentence is okay in my book. (lol) Seriously, in addition to being a great writer, having been part of a larger group that enjoyed her unrestricted enthusiasm and almost unending capacity for sex and sensuality, whether it's two guys or five, Sophie is equal to the task and can very pleasurably deal with whatever cums her way.

Yes, there are some who are strictly safe GFE (including CBJ) in their working life, but will do raw GBs with their BFs and their friends after work.

Yep, despite the rain lately, the crop in the upper Valley has been particularly good so far this year, and he just got dumb and foolish (more than usual) when he came back from the pub, had a relaxing smoke or two, and started to surf. Kind of forget which persona he was. Which is the problem with having more than one. Voted for a bunch of people, including Emma, Pete, Annessa and several others. But also checked the Y.S. box. Pretty dumb dood.

My unpredictable alter ego, the DoobDude, let himself get carried away with his sense of humour around here in variety of ways. He's now disappeared forever and his various posts over the past few weeks along with him. Sorry for causing Mod a hassle, and in a moment of mindless intoxication much more typical of the Dude than myself, for allowing The Dude to break the rules. My apologies to all those who voted for my real persona. As Dreamer pointed out elsewhere, we can all screw up occasionally. http://cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=70546#post70546

See her in person this Thur and Fri in Ottawa. Or with a group of guys Thursday night. http://cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=14302

A really experienced and mature under-30 works best for me. Best of both worlds. Lol.

She's on CL. Search on Monika. You'll find her cell #.

There's no perfect answer to this. Turning it off saves power, hard drive motor wear and tear, cools off chip and motherboard and power supply. But there is also the school that says the juice required for each re-boot takes life off all the above plus jolts the memory chips a little further to collapse.

Yep, great bod. Check the recco: http://cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=S&t=4312

Bid received. Thanks, Dreamer! Have two others in the mix now as well so still two spots left that haven't been bid on yet. By the way, a number of Poly Group members have said in the past that events weren't announced sufficiently far enough in advance or with enough detail to allow them to participate. You can't say that this time guys. So don't hold back those bids.

Interesting comments, interesting thread. I can't speak for Dummpy but point I was trying to make (and I think him as well) is that shit happens. Yes, what she did wasn't very honest or considerate or completely professional behaviour. But in the context of a foreign trip of several days during which it sounds like most of the fantasy worked, don't let five hours spoil the whole experience or memory. And, more subtly, when you have fantasy expectations, expect reality to occasionally intrude. Yes, having her go off behind your back and "cheat" on you sounds more like a real girlfirend than a fantasy one, so you have a good point there. Lol. I really liked Annessa's points about being really clear about your expectations before you go on something that long and extravagant . Not every escort is as professional as she or Emma or Mandalay. So be clear about what your want. Bottom line, this young woman has now blown away a relationship with a man who was willing to buy her a passport, take her on a foreign trip, pay all her expenses as well as for her time, treat her really decently and who sounds like he liked her personally. Kind of an expensive five hours on her part. For me personally, I'm going to be more easy-going about something like that. It's not a "real" relationship in the end after all. But I can understand how others would get pissed. Final point: I don't agree with the "I'm paying for her, I own her" point-of-view that seemed to be implied a little bit in some posts.. I'm paying for some time and some mutually agreed services. It's a limited contract in my view. Another reason why I wouldn't really get too P.O.'d in this situation. (Can you tell I'm on holiday this week? Time to write these longer "philosophical" - lol - posts, surf CERB and still have a good time doing lots of other stuff away from my computer. lol.)

Suri_t lurks here from time to time, so she's around. but for now I don't think she's interested in resuming her brief escort career.

Stunning Sports Illustrated blonde swim-suit model 36-26-36 5'3" 115 lbs Gorgeous face, knock-out breasts, flat tummy and firm butt. Mid-20s. Menu includes toys and vag DP plus DKF, HJ, DIGITS, DATY, DATO, BBBJ, 69, CIM, COB & COF. She prefers not to make her name known for GB events. Mon Aug 3rd 5:30 p.m. drinks in her suite (hotel near airport) 6 p.m. main event, starting with a little toy show warm-up and ending around 7:30 p.m. She would like to take a unique approach to pricing. A limited-time auction, with bidding beginning at $200.00 per participant for this event. The top bidders will attend. Bidding begins now and closes at noon Eastern time Thursday July 23. To protect her confidentiality, please send me the bids and I will forward them to her. E-mail to [email protected] with subject line "Event bid". She can accept up to five participants from CERB, plus she will be bringing one of her own male companions who will participate and take photos.

Hey Carlos, Check the schedules on here. There's lots on offer this week, as usual. (For details about any particular provider, check the recommendation section.) http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=68

Uh, Blake, you might want to read this thread again from the top, particularly the post from Cowboy Kenny and then follow up on his post on the Other Board. Then review your decision about a visit. Also, if your real name is Blake Anderson, you might want to chose another handle to use here on CERB.

I'm with Dummpy. If you're paying for a phony girlfriend, you should expect some phoniness. It may be phoniness you like ("you're the greatest guy ever and the best in bed and you make me cum every time" - lol) or phoniness you don't like, such as what happened to you. As he says, you have to take the good with the bad. If it had been me in that situation with an actual girl friend, I would have been more upset. Not because she was banging another guy for a couple of hours fun (I'm not much into sexual jealousy nor do I expect my female friends to be when it comes to what I'm doing), but because of the lack of trust in not telling me about it.

You're talking orgy vs. gb. Both can certainly be fun. But the economics of an orgy can be a bit more daunting. Four to six men for a one or two woman gb runs approximately $150 (single - six guys) to $300 (for a duo) per male participant. Three men and four to five women for an orgy would probably work out to at least between $400 and $500 per male participant for an hour. And you'd probably need two hours to fully enjoy what will have taken a certain effort to organize. But if you're up for organizing one Vulcan, I'm sure you could find two other guys on here to join you. vulcan I agree with PistolPete ... in order to create an intimate & sensuous environment the ratio should be approx three men and four or five ladies.

Scroll down this page a few posts BE and you will see Dummpy is organizing a Sophie event for Thursday. PM him for further info. Big_Easy Any events taking place Wed, Thurs or Fri? I'll be in Ottawa one of those days (not too sure which one. This will help me decide)