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I've never, ever gotten the fantasy part of this business. I know it's a big deal for many clients. But for me, it's always just been about sex for money with women, most of whom have been very pleasant to deal with. I've been quite friendly with several over the years, but always in their roles as EPs, not as some kind of pretend girl friend or imaginary mistress or phoney porno star or whatever. The relationship has always been quite clear. I've always felt all of them were real women with real feelings, doing something which is somewhat difficult to do, which I respect. Not all of them really liked what they did very much, though most did to a reasonble degree. Only once in many encounters with more than a thousand EPs over many years have I become genuine friends with an EP. And that probably would have happened no matter how we'd met. But we did meet through her work. And I'm glad we did. And glad also that we both took the time and effort to become real friends, not fantasy friends.

It can also be used as a combo MP3 player and headphone set for rabbits.

So, to sum up: Clean (just had a thorough shower with non-perfumed soap), well-groomed (hair - head, face, scrotum: trimmed and tidy - nails: clean and manicured), fresh-smelling (no smoke, sweat or cologne), neatly dressed (clean business casual or weekend casual). Pretty short common-sense check list. How hard is that gentlemen? (Bit of a challenge for the construction crew guy, sewer worker or garbage collector looking for a quick nooner during the work week - lol - but pretty easy for the rest of us.) A friend of mine in the business has told me she regularly turns away first-time clients at the door who are smelly, surly or drunk when they show-up. She doesn't need the business that bad. Probably a lot of EPs do that as well.

No children, animals, violence or coercion are my ground rules for consenting adults. There's also a bunch of stuff I'm personally not really into (BDSM, cross-dressing, etc. etc) but that's more personal choice, rather than crossing the line into illegal or taboo activities.

There are some EPs new to the business, making an uncertain transition from amateur to pro, who may not be doing too well with the niceties as they start out. But for anyone established, this is really unacceptable. In any case, I think you have to say something in those circumstances, anything from a polite, "uhm, would you like to take a shower together right now?" to "if you're going to do BB CID with other clients, probably a good idea to clean up afterward". Lol.

Congrats to Red and Erin for a successful event! And to the other participants for showing up. Remember, it's not so much about how many as how often. Lol. And once you've been a first-timer, you tend to repeat. Lol.

MMMM. Pistachio!!! I agree. Yum-yum. Food cum!

And the 20+ kinds of gelati! Juniper in Westboro, The Courtyard in the Market. Or, for less money and more ordinary cuisine, but just as much fun: Village Cafe and The Newport - also in Westboro.

Hee-hee! Good one. :roll:

I wouldn't totally agree. Sometimes people drink too much because they're stressed out about something and exhibit uncharacteristic behaviour. However, I would agree that if someone is always a mean drunk, they're very likely to be just an f-ing a-hole either sober or drunk.

Too funny!! Lol! Okay, you've convinced me. I'm not going to have anything to do with guys who say they want to do housework. (I had high hopes, because my place can get pretty messy, but now I know better. lol)

There are a number of places on-line that offer guys coaching advice for how to post profiles on dating sites. The latter can range from Lavalife and Plenty of Fish to more raunchy on-line "dating" places. The main point of that coaching seems to be, regardless of the type of site: get a date, make contact in person, as opposed to trying to have 5000 hits on your profile. Because once you make contact, you can actually talk to her. Pretty much the same applies here, in my experience. You may have to have a few paid dates in a few grey areas before you find someone who's willing and able to provide most or all of what you want. Buy if you can have some rapport with someone and can move beyond the laundry list of various acts into a good feeling with her, you will in many cases be surprised at what someone who advertises covered GFE - or whatever, just an example - will actually be able to do, if she can make a personal connection with you and if you're not a cold, mechanistic jerk who may not like women all that much in the first place. (Not saying anyone who's posted to this thread fits the latter description, just making a general observation.)

Different strokes for different folks.

Nope, won't even try. There's just too many other things I could think of doing with someone who looks as sweet and cute as you.

Yep, there's nothing like an outstanding performance.

Yeah, same with me. So far, I've only promised half of them either a promotion or a raise. Lol.

Though, sad to say, he probably looks better than many CERB members. Lol. 8)

Hey Peachy/Val/Cintia, Nice to hear from you again on CERB! I seem to remember one of those long silicone double headers you could bend double and insert in a couple of convenient places at once. While at the same time using one of those little thumb-sized vibrators to . . . and those were just the toys I brought along. lol 8)

Are you being euphemistic or was a motorcycle actually involved? lol

Yep. When you're way back in the stacks on a quiet night, down on your knees looking for something on the bottom shelf, no telling what might pop up. lol Especially in the HQ 12 to HQ 449 section. lol

My fav, who's also a red-head, also has a big thing for Vin Diesel. I can see a trend developing. 8-)

Seymour makes a good point about patience with Montreal agency "delivery" times. In my limited experience with them, when you call them back because the escort didn't show up on time, their response is remarkably like that of Blueline Cabs in a similar circumstance, "she's on her way". Lol. But at least the escort, like the cab, eventually does show up. And is usually much more interesting that a cab ride. (Though I've had a couple of interesting cab rides over the years.) :roll:

Coach, you are my hero. Wish I had your level of resources for this purpose. 8-)

I'm not a hugh fan of agencies but, due to time contraints, have dealt with Eleganza within the past few months and all went well. PSE experience for a very reasonable price. Haven't had a chance to check out anyone listed here in person: http://www.montrealfemaleescorts.com/Escorts_Independent/index.html

I'm spending less that what I was a few months ago, thanks to some recent budget restraints. I have a long-term commitment to my fav, so she comes first. Plus, as she knows, there is some spending on group activities that don't involve her. So, under a thousand now for sure most months now.